March 17, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Well folks, Head Coach Pelosi, of team Xtreme Lib, has called in an audible for her super stain, oh I mean superstar, Harry ‘the Body’ Reid, to execute! This very dangerous end all game involving team Xtreme Lib vs. team U.S.A. is coming down to the wire. The game is in triple-force-it-over time. Team U.S.A. is up, but the Lib’s are on a final goal line push. Head Coach Pelosi has called a top secret play, code named- “Slaughter Rule.” OK, let’s now go live down on the field. It’s number 0, Reid, with the bill, he drops back, fakes the pass, goes old school with a statue of liberty, then hands off to Obama, who then shoves it down the Ref’s pants, who then sneaks into the end zone! Touchdown! Wait a second, that was the greasiest, dirtiest, most dishonest play ever! Basically, the “Slaughter rule” takes the very controversial health care bill, sticks it into another bill, then they vote on the second and less known bill, and abracadabra, the controversial bill is passed and the crooked politicians are not connected to it. Kind of sounds like a little trick they used in the housing market. Wall Street nuggets would take crap loans, bundle them with other loans, get a AAA rating on it (of which it does not deserve) and four years later, economic ruin with 10% plus unemployment! Sorry team Xtreme Lib, but this game is over, the people have spoken, you LOSE!!!!
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Tags: Conservative satire, Democrates try Slaughterhouse rule, Harry Reid, health care reform, Liberalism, Nancy Pelosi, political humor, Political Satire, Slaughterhouse Rule | 
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March 16, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
“Every day in 2010, approximately 68 non-elderly adult Americans will die prematurely due to lack of health coverage if health reform fails…” (Families USA). Interesting! So since “68 non-elderly adult Americans will die prematurely every day in 2010” why does that even matter if the health reform bill being proposed by you Lib’s won’t even take effect until 2014?
It doesn’t matter! It’s a big old dog and pony show! So Harry, Nancy and Barack, what about the 99,280 people that are going to die from 2010 to 2014 before the bill is enacted? Do their lives not matter?
If you crazy Lib’s want to get up on the podium and put on some sob story about 68 Americans dying each day to lack of health care reform, why in Sam Hell would you not make the bill take effect immediately so you could save the nearly 100,000 lives that will supposedly be lost without immediate health reform?
May I answer this one? It’s because the White House, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are a bunch of power hungry, big government, control freaks, that want to run our lives by controlling the most vital part of our lives, our health! They couldn’t care less about those 100,000 people dying!
Furthermore, isn’t ironic how these elitist, liberal, butt-nuggets are going to enact a health care reform bill of which they’ll not have to participate themselves? What great leaders you are ‘Aunt P-lo’ and ‘Uncle Hair-ball!’ You’re bill is so awesome that once it’s enacted you won’t even participate in the same coverage you’re proposing for the rest of the American people. Sweet!
Why don’t you just go ahead and pass that bill tomorrow? After all, you Lib’s control the House, the Senate and the White House? Oh wait! You still can’t find a way to pass the bill even having the super majorities which you have? That bill must really suck goat dingle berries!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: 68 Americans die each day without health care reform, Harry Reid lacks health care votes, health care bill is a fraud, health care in USA, health care reform, health care reform lies, lack of transparency in health reform, Liberals love socialized health care, Nancy Pelosi lacks health care votes, The White House is lying about health care | No Comments »
March 15, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
It’s a zing off. Look out cause the zings are flying. First Sen. Scott Brown zinged Obama for pushing a health care bill that America doesn’t want. Then, David Axlerod (and It’s been months since we have zinged you. I don’t know why though because you are so zing worthy. Yes your comb over is wack and your leather outfits resemble that of a homosexual biker gang) zinged Brown for zinging Obama. That’s cute David, sticking up for your guy like that, “Nobody puts Barack in the corner.” Then Sen. Lindsey “Grahamnesty” zinged Axlerod for zinging Brown for zinging Obama. Then the TDZ zinged “Ghramnesty” for being a lame Republican. It has been a real zing chain of events. In any event, Axlerod is creepy and gives children nightmares but he’s not as creepy as this.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: barack obama, david axelrod, grahamnesty, Health Care, lindsey graham, scott brown, zing | No Comments »
March 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Time to turn back the zing clock for these two goons standing on the zing block! The TDZ crew has scoured our historical archives and discovered, in a misplaced, dust covered, and cobweb encrusted trunk, this little beauty. But when I say little, I really mean dirty, and when say I beauty, I really mean hippies! Here we have the former President Bill Jefferson Clinton, AKA B.J. Clinton for short. The cigar ‘aficionado‘ is sporting a very classic liberal look…greasy, long, unkempt hair… gross, nappy beard growth, and to top it off, an awesome, brown-on-brown turtle neck, slash blazer combo! Then we have the very intriguing creature known as Hillary, AKA US Secretary of State. Wow, the glasses are thick, the hair is dope and overall the look is transient. Double take Alert! I thought I was looking at the uber-cool Janis Joplin for a second. I don’t know whether to send in campaign contributions, or buy crystal-meth from them. But I have one question for ya Hil, why you are ditching class to hang with this pre-presidential perv? You should be in the library working hard on your thesis titled “Chairman Mao and Saul Alinsky Are Numero Uno!”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: bill clinton, Bill Clinton sex scandal, Clinton 70's picture, Hilary Clinton Sec. of the State, Hillary Rodham Clinton, political humor, Political Satire | No Comments »
March 11, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Nancy, the two-faced (literally), lying, tax-dollar-funded-booze-drinking, hypocritical, left-wing-extremist, Pelosi is a scum-bag and should be kicked out of the House of Representatives for being out-of-touch, certifiable, and straitjacket-worthy! When Aunt Nance became Speaker of the House she promised she’d “restore accountability and transparency” in government and has continually touted the “idear” (as ‘Sir Genghis Khan Kerry’ would say) that she currently runs one of the “most transparent House of Representatives in history.”
Hmm. . . Is that what you call it, ‘Aunt Wack-Face?’ During a recent conference of legislators, Speaker Pelosi said the following in regards to the health care reform bill: “Congress has to pass the bill so you can find out what’s in it, away from the fog of controversy.” Oh really? Tell you what ‘Aunt Botox,’ if that’s the case, why don’t you also go ahead and buy this car from me for $2.5 trillion samolians? After it’s purchased I’ll let you look inside it, pop up the hood, and take it for a test drive . . . but not before you’ve purchased it!
You can’t fool us, ‘Madam Fake Face!’ When you say “transparent” it actually means it’s about as clear as a dirty ol’ cow-pie! Get a freaking clue! You’re out of your demented dome and your bill smells like a fresh cow-turd! Nance, Do your country the best honor you possibly could and resign today!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Government corruption, Health Care Reform lack of transparency, Lack of transparency in politics, Madam Pelosi is a liar, Miss Pelosi and transparency, Nancy Pelosi transparency, Speaker Nancy Pelosi and corruption, Speaker Pelosi is not transparent, White House transparency | No Comments »
