May 31, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
A simple thank you doesn’t convey the gratitude I have for the brave men and women who have given their lives in service of our country and fellow countrymen. May God bless you and your families.
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May 27, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
“Barack Obama doesn’t like black people.” -Kanye West….Oh wait, Kanye said- “George Bush doesn’t like black people,” that’s right…I forgot! Well, the TDZ has a new quote for you: “Barack Obama hates sea life and fishermen and loves big oil!”
During the Hurricane Katrina aftermath, Kanye, and the rest of the ‘Hollywierd” goons, claimed President Bush was a racist and magically manipulated Mother Nature’s winds to create a Hurricane that would destroy New Orleans and all the black people that resided there.
Yep, Bush manipulated the winds and Cheney strapped on his scuba gear and planted bombs at the bottom of the levies so that they could wipe out New Orleans’ black population.
Can you say “go-go-gadget stretch?” So, since Sir, Say-it-Through-the-Wire, Kanyeezy decided to go on a couple personal vacations instead of holding fundraisers for sea life cleanup and fishermen who are out of jobs, we decided we, the TDZ, would play the role of the ‘lame-stream-leftist media’ and create our own Bush-Cheney-esk conspiracy about Obama & big oil.
It goes like this: President Obama infiltrated the pipeline explosion by sending an undercover Haliburton operative to plant the bomb. This of course was done due to the pressure he was receiving from the weirdo go-green freaks that were pissed at him for recently signing a bill that would permit additional offshore oil exploration. By causing this disaster Obama was successful in four ways: one, he has damaged the U.S.’s future likelihood of off shore oil drilling. Two, he’s taking out all the non-governmental capitalist businesses on the Gulf Coast that rely on fish, beaches, and travel. Three, due to the lack of oil supplies the government will be forced to raise the gas tax to create alternative sources of energy.
And four, because Obama truly hates fish life and fishermen! Right, Kanyeezy? Oh, and one more little thing….because Obama happens to be the top recipient of BP political donations!
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May 25, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
President Obama is secreting with awesomely eloquent and linguistic leadership skills concerning the B. P. oil spill! Obama in all his Ivy League glory told British Petroleum to “plug the damn hole!” Wow, you’re blowing my mind Pres. Thanks for solving that little dilemma for us, what would the Engineers and Scientists of B.P. do without you? Everyone can relax now, the anointed one solved it.
As the oil spill began Obama decided to take a little va-ca and hit up some fancy pancy spa and resort. While there, Barack attempted a few rounds of golf and probably got multiple facials. Now Obama has planned a “get away” slash “break” but not a vacation for this weekend. Question; Is it wise for a President to take two “vacations slash breaks” during a huge ecological catastrophe?
Obama has not yet visited the southern coast to view the damage first hand. But he has made time to fly to “Goonville” AKA San Francisco to raise money for Barbra Boxer. Way to put the country before politics Barack.
P.S. Have fun at the Paul McCartney concert, who cares if you ditched out on the Memorial Day ceremony at Arlington Nat’l Cemetery! Can you say sell out alert?!?!
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May 24, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
This weekend on his way to a commencement speech at Yale, Bill Clinton was rear ended. Talk about “what goes around comes around.” Hey Oh! Hopefully that little fender bender didn’t leave any stains on his suit coat.
I want to punch everyone at Daily Kos in the face. According to their own philosophy, “If everyone there knew that I was going to punch them in the face, then no one would work there and they would deservedly go out of business.” Sweet! Who gets it first? http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/23/185826/997
Anthony Bourdain: Stain. It’s great to watch liberals make fools of themselves as they open there mouths and stupid ramblings come tumbling out. I would like him to continue traveling outside the US. Perhaps take permanent residency in a foreign land far away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4haMBue7_E&feature=player_embedded
President Obama kicked out of the “Wayniacs” fan club, Washington chapter. http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brad-wilmouth/2010/05/22/wayne-newton-slams-obama-irresponsible-arrogant-shot-las-vegas-hypocr
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May 20, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Fellow cyber zing warriors, please start by clicking here, this is a must see. Click here now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS-TXruTvnc
For those of you Lib’s out there that say we’re crossing the line………….huh! Whatever! Dudette Kagan started it by pole vaulting over the line when, as the Dean of the Harvard Law School, she barred the military from recruiting at the career office at Harvard University. You diss the military, you’re dissing The Daily Zing.
So Miss(ter) Kagan, if you’re going to mess with our military recruiters, whom represent the same military that has fought many wars so that you and your elitist left wing freaks have the freedom of speech to rant about your Utopian societies, than we don’t feel that there are lines to cross! Facial!
And for those of you Lib’s that claim she’s NOT anti-military, or that barring the military from using the career office for recruiting is NOT anti-military….ask yourself one question. If Dudette Kagan barred the NAACP from official office space for recruiting, would that be considered anti-black?
Have a kickin’ ace weekend! And remember……Yeah, Yeah, Dude looks like a lady! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
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