Enemy Of The State
October 22, 2009 | Posted by admin 
Following the lead of Hugo Chavez, President Obama, and his Mao Tse Tung praising, dead fish wielding, combover adorning, cabinet, have criticized Fox News and declared that they are not a news source. They also said that the Secretary of the Treasury, “Turbo-Tax Tim Geithner” made an “honest mistake” on his taxes. Anyhow, they have asked other news organizations to ignore the news stories that Fox breaks. Awesome President Cast… I mean Obama. If we follow your logic, President Obama, shouldn’t you be standing up for Fox News? After all, you & your cabinet are strong proponents of equal air time on radio & cable TV, ie- “Fairness Doctrine.” Since Fox News is the only right-of-center news network on cable TV, you should actually be forcing CNN and MSNBC to share their air time with FOX News so that the viewers of CNN and MSNBC can be “fairly” informed by both sides of the aisle. Wait! There aren’t really any viewers on CNN and MSNBC so just forget about that comment.
OK, OK, OK, back to this championship fight. We’re stoked about our main event. We have the Whitehouse vs. Fox News. We predict Fox News will come out strong in the first two rounds with Fox & Friends. We think the 3rd, 4th and 5th rounds are going to be tough as Anita Dunn uses her Mao Tse Tung evil revolutionary techniques to take down the Fox Report and Studio B. Fear not though, the 7th and 8th round will be dominated by Fox News as Cavuto & Beck bring back a burst of energy to beat down David Axelrod. At this point we predict the Whitehouse will realize their losing, get desperate, and send out their closer, Sir Dancing Dead Fish Emanual; however, his dancing will not be able to withstand the power and force of the O’Reilly, Hannity, Greta uppercut that will ultimately knock out the Whitehouse. Only time will tell, but we feel safe putting our money where our mouth is. In another great bout (Taliban vs. Women’s rights) we feel as long as the women of Iraq and Afganistan have the US military in there corner they will be victorious. The other fight that we’re really excited about is The Governator vs. The Cyborgs. After being denied the request to blow up the CA state deficit with a bazooka, we’re sure he’s looking to “blow off some steam, Bennet.”
Categories: Daily Zings | 
Tags: anita dunn, attack, david axelrod, fox news, glenn beck, not a news source, obama, rahm emanuel, sean hannity | 
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Sorry, Susan, but you’re wrong.
Fox News network has fair and balanced NEWS and also has conservative COMMENTATORS. Beck, Hannity, O’Reilly, et. al. are COMMENTATORS, not NEWS REPORTERS.
It may be too much for me to ask you to learn the difference, since ABC/NBC/CBS/CNN/MSNBC mix their left-leaning commentary in with their so-called news reports. I’m sorry, but reading the daily fax from the Obama administration on the air is NOT news. it’s propaganda.
Fox News gets criticized for saying that our Metrosexual Emperor has no clothes.
Sorry, Fox New is Neither FAIR or BALANCED!!!! Just a little heavy on the “right” …..let’s say ” a herd of elephants” Heavy!!!! hahaha
I don’t even really care about politics. However If you keep qouting sweet movies I’ll check the site everyday. “bennet”, f-ing hilarious.
HaHa what is Chavez doing with that stupid little bird on his shoulder? And if that is a real picture if Kim Jong then I just dont even know what to say. But on a serious note I dont think it’s the white house’s place to determine who is a news organization or not and if they do want to form these opinions they should keep it to themselves and not come out and speak against them.