Scrappy Scranton Skullet
October 30, 2009 | Posted by admin 
Say it aint so, Joe! Here we have the kid from Scranton adorning the ‘Scrappy Scranton Skullet.’ I’ve always been a big fan of the comb-over, but I love his ‘skullet.’ It’s not easy being V.P. It’s real rough being a walking gaffe machine, plagiarist, story-teller and overall presidential liability. But even with all that on his daily agenda, he’s still somehow able to maintain, and dare I say, shamelessly flaunt, a beautiful ‘skullet/stage 2 comb-over.’ Hey kids, see that ‘skullet,’ that’s presidential and I HOPE it doesn’t CHANGE. As the “First Skullet” its major responsibilities are:
- Make foreign officials feel awkward.
- Creep out Michelle Obama.
- Terrify Malia and Sasha.
- Give President Obama an ulcer
- Pimp out that skull.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | 
Tags: comb-over, Joe Biden, mullet, political humor, skullet, vice president | 
2 Comments »
Skull + Mullet = SKULLET lol =)
Wow V.P. Biden sure does rock that “skullet of power!” Its gives off a very powerful and yet regal vibe! I heard through top secret sources that the evil Kim Jong il is jockin Biden’s power skullet! Kim Jong il is having his top scientists work around the clock trying to replicate bidens skullet through some kind of human genome/DNA project! If they succeed the entire world will be at Kim’s mercy! That “skullet of power” is much to strong for loon like Kim Jong il to wield!