An Inconvenient Zing!

November 5, 2009 | Posted by TDZ

Who Am I Quiz:

Hint 1- Click here

Hint 2- Contrary to popular ’lib belief’ this person is an actual human being, an American citizen even and not a supernatural energy God.

1-  On November 29, 2006 the United Nations (Yes, the same entity that blames the U.S.A. for all the world’s problems yet is consistently asking us for more and more money) released a report which found eating meat to be more harmful for the environment than the entire transportation sector.  However, nearly 3 years later on November 2, 2009, “this person??,” on “Good Morning America,” said she/he would NOT stop eating meat.

2-  Despite “this person’s??” harsh criticism about going ‘green’ and conserving energy, her/his humble abode (20 room mansion with 8 bathrooms) right outside of Nashville, TN uses more energy in one month than an average American home uses in an entire year.

3-  Don’t worry though, “this person??” has a ‘green house’ in the south-western United States designed by a leading professor of architecture that incorporates every ‘green’ feature that current home construction can provide. The house has 4 bedrooms and has a central closet that holds geothermal heat-pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground.  The water (usually 67 degrees F) heats the home in winter and cools it during the summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas and it consumes one-quarter the electricity of a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Waste water from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house.  Pretty neat huh?  In fact, too neat for “this person??.”  It’s really not “this person’s??” house.  You’ll have to keep reading to find out who’s home it really is.

4-  “This person??” made the following statement: “Global warming, along with the cutting and burning of forests and other critical habitats, is causing the loss of living species at a level comparable to the extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. That event was believed to have been caused by a giant asteroid. This time it is not an asteroid colliding with the Earth and wreaking havoc: it is us.”  Umm… OK.

5-  “This person??” is being sued by more than 30,000 scientists for fraud.

Have you determined who “this person??” is yet?  These facts are about Albert Arnold “Al” Gore Jr., aka America’s #1 environmental activist, aka America’s ‘true’ 43rd President, aka America’s #1 hypocrite!  The same guy that claims the earth “has a fever” yet won’t stop eating meat, which is far more detrimental to the environment than any of the hybrid cars he wants Americans to drive.  Yeah, the same nugget environmental nut job that flies around in a Gulf Stream 550 to give speeches for $150,000 + a pop.  Yeah, the same goon that has vested interest & ownership in a ‘green energy’ company that just landed a $550 million + contract from the United States Energy Department.  (This wouldn’t have anything to do with why you’re so outspoken over global warming would it, Albert!?)  Oh, by the way, fact #3 was about your ‘real’ 43rd President’s (Yes, George W. Bush) home in Crawford Texas.  Wow!  That’s weird isn’t it ‘lib’s?’  W’s home is more ‘green’ than ‘Mr. Green’s’  home.  Oh…. ZING!!!!

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