Plugs… Oh Hells Yeah!
November 20, 2009 | Posted by TDZ 
Chucky “Plugs McGee” Schumer, wow, that’s all I can say! Look at his hair it’s…. it’s so…. “pluggie!” These guys are few and far between, one in a million even. These gomer Politicians want it all- money, power, but above all else- great ‘Ken-doll-esk’ looks! Faux-men like this don’t settle for some dopey comb-over. I mean, what if the wind blew, or what if you did not have two hours every morning to dedicate to the meticulous hair follicle deception, that is the comb-over? Toupee you ask? Hell No!!! Metro-sexual-senior politicians like this live far too active of a lifestyle; tennis, swimming and jogging in their gross Donny Man Dukes (male version of Daisy Dukes). A toupee would never hold up to this active suburban lifestyle. It could come unglued and fly off, or even slide out of position due to the sweaty dome. For these men, “real men” of grit and fortitude, they instead elect to have a painful and costly outpatient procedure; with the understanding that- with great cost comes great rewards… Those great rewards are PLUGS! So congrats ya doll-haired freak, go forth and annoy your fellow Senators with the- “don’t stare directly at Chucky’s funky plugs game!”
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | 
Tags: Chuck schumer, doll, hair plugs, ken, out patient procedure | 
3 Comments »
Like OMG, we like totally agree. Like I wonder what club Barney Frank and his boy toy are going to hit up this weekend. And like did you see what Michelle Obama was wearing to the state dinner, hideous! Ya we like totally agree with you except for the part that we totally don’t. We’re like way cooler than TMZ. We only talk politics and dirty politicians who break the law pal. And yes a friday combover to lighten the mood after a long week of sleazy politicians, no one wants to start the weekend with that filthy taste in there mouth. So go on and admit it, you love our site and you’ll be back for more! You know how the old saying goes, “once you go dailyzing you never go back”….or something like that?
Funny, I thought this was a political blog, but it’s really just TMZ with politicians instead of movie stars.
I wonder what the bride of Chuckie looks like ? And besides Chuckie said ,if at first you don’t suceed just get yourself a job as a
United States Senator….IMHO it would be better for Chuckie to grow
his eyebrows and comb them back over that melon……
That Leonid Brezhnev look,that man is hot!!!!!!!