The Tea Party Algorithm
February 9, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
For the everyday Americans watching the main stream news, they must think the “Tea Party Movement” is some type of unsolved algorithm that could rid the universe of cancer. Every single day one hears news anchors asking- “who is behind the ‘Tea Party Movement?’” Is there any basis to these “primarily white, middle class, ultra right and confused Americans?” Are these just “well heeled scoundrels and demagogues being strenuously advertised by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News?” “Who is at the head of the Tea Party Movement and does their message have any traction?” Well, you elitist, out-of-touch, goons in the media, allow me to assist you! (This advice also goes for you creepy leftist bloggers sitting in your underpants in your parent’s dark basement with your little Macintosh Notebook on your lap as you look up scholarly words for your next blog post!) The fact that you don’t understand the “Tea Party Movement” is precisely why your ratings blow!! You’re out of touch with the everyday Americans. Americans that are sick and tired of elitist punks in Washington believing their prestigious Ivy League diploma provides them with a ticket to tell the rest of us how we should, or should not, live our lives. The “Tea Party Movement” is simple. We want 5 things: less government control and entitlement programs, lower taxes, no rewarding “too big to fail” corporations with so called “bail-outs,” honesty from our elected officials, and fiscal discipline…you know, spending less than you actually make! Oh my goodness! Get out of here! That’s what the “Tea Party Movement” wants? What a bunch of white, redneck and ignorant racists! They want honesty, accountability, and fiscal discipline? What a bunch of right wing conspiracy theorist demagogues!! No, you elitist idiots, it’s just called the everyday beliefs of everyday Americans….or as you prefer… “Teabaggers.” Nice try though, you creepy basement bloggers and main stream media elites! Looks like you solved this “Tea Party Algorithm” about as well as that latest multi-level marketing algorithm predicted the stock market crash of 2008. Next up tonight- What’s behind the Scott Brown surprise victory…….
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Anyone laying claim that European trend socialism is not a end of the current left wing in America is either uneducated to the point of imbecility or an outright liar. Socialism is a scheme that assays to put both industry and money mastery subordinate to a principal agency for “fair” or “equitable” distribution under central planners. When the government buy a major interest in GM, that IS Socialism! When the government seeks to master the Health Care system, that IS Socialism! When the government hands billions to Wall Street to diffuse their jeopardy throughout the total population, that IS Socialism!
Well said Zing, an awsome post ..Taxed
Enough
Already
Party..
Awesome Zing! Thank you!
I don’t think the Drive-By Media and Elitists will ever get it! They need Matt Damon to adorn his old janitor out fit, grab his mop and bucket, head down to the bowels of M.I.T. and create a new never before seen theorem to solve this algorithm for them! They could also use a few personal sessions with Robin Williams to tell them “its not there fault” that they are liberal zombies!