Once again, the ever so cunning, promise one thing and do completely the opposite, silly little creatures, known as Lib’s, are being butt-nuggets! This time the greasy little Lib’s are all butt-hurt with Kentucky Senator, Jim Bunning, because he’s blocking a $15 billion bill full of a bunch of big government, socialist, b.s., that we simply can’t afford!
The ironic thing is that recently, the supposedly “fiscal disciplined” Lib’s agreed to a “Pay-as-you-go” (PAYGO) budgeting manuever in order to pass a bill that permitted the federal deficit to increase by another $1.7 trillion dollars. The PAYGO budgeting states that in order for the federal government to pass a bill, they have to determine at that time how they’re going to pay for it… you know, like if you wanted to go by a new car you would actually have to think about how you’re going to pay for it instead of just throwing it on your credit card and forgetting about it. What!?!? Think about how to pay for something? That’s a completely weird idea!! I prefer my Obama-card instead! I like free money!
When the Lib’s brought this $15 billion dollar bill to the senate floor to be voted on, Senator Jim Bunning said- “I object.” Why? Because Jim had the nards to serve up a platter of Facial to the lip-service Lib’s who always claim one thing and do the opposite. You see, he objected because in the proposed $15 billion dollar bill the Lib’s wanted him to support, the senate had only determined how to pay for $5 billion of that bill. So, that little PAYGO requirement that the Lib’s agreed to do didn’t seem to mean anything and Jim wanted to put the Lib’s on blast for it! Of course the “drive-by media” goons spun it to make Senator Bunning look like a hatemonger. Go figure!
Looks like the only “pay-as-you-go” that’s going on right now seems to be the ”Cornhusker Kickback,” “Louisiana Purchase,” and “Gator-aide!” Senator Bunning, thanks for walking the walk. If only the rest of our elected officials had the backbone you have. As a result of your efforts, the TDZ awards you with the highly desired Bad Ace of the Week Award! Click here for the full story & video: http://blog.heritage.org/2010/03/02/senator-jim-bunning-%E2%80%93-%E2%80%9Ci-object%E2%80%9D/
Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, a top Taliban military commander and numero 2 to this weird one eyed freaky dude (click here), was arrested in a joint CIA-Pakistani operation in Pakistan. The capture represents a major victory against the psycho insurgents in and around Afghanistan. Baradar is a close associate of Osama bin Laden, and when I say close, I mean “very close”… these guys have been known to get “very close” while hiding in dark caves! The TDZ would like to show our deepest gratitude and thanks to all the men and women in the armed forces. They are true heroes and risk their lives every day to keep us and our families safe here in the states. Keep up the great work! You are in our hearts and prayers.
“The system worked” said Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napalitano, in regards to the attempted terrorist attack on flight 253 to Detroit on Christmas day… No, Janet, your system failed! The only system that worked was the Shuringa-system…but nice try you freaking out-of-touch-liberal-pansy! Chaos erupted during Flight 253 heading to Detroit, due to none other than a Muslim-extremist-terrorist-nugget, Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, who tried to set off an explosive device sewn into his stinky stained underpants. Thank goodness a bad-ace named Jasper Schuringa was there to whoop Abdul’s butt! Shuringa, explaining the event, said- “Suddenly, we hear a bang. It sounded like a firecracker went off. When [it] went off, everybody panicked … Then someone screamed, ‘Fire! Fire!’” Schuringa continued- “I saw smoke rising from a seat … I didn’t hesitate. I just jumped.” Schuringa dove over four passengers to reach Abdul’s seat. The suspect had a blanket on his lap. “It was smoking and there were flames coming from beneath his legs. I searched on his body parts and he had his pants open. He had something strapped to his legs.” At this point, bad-ace Schuringa ripped the flaming, molten bomb — which resembled a small, white shampoo bottle — off Abdul’s left leg, near his very small and burned reproductive organs. He said he put out the fire with his bare hands. Eat your heart out John Rambo, Shuringa’s in town! Shuringa then yelled for water and members of the flight crew soon appeared with fire extinguishers. He then hauled the suspect out of the seat and said- “I took him in a choke to the first class and all the people were like, ‘What’s going on?!” We’ll tell you what was going on…Shurninga was putting the smack-down on that wimpy, pathetic and cowardice piece of terrorist scum! Jasper Schuringa, you my friend are a hero! You saw the enemy and attacked his pansy-ace and, quite possibly, saved everyone on board that flight. Any guy that single-handedly disarms a bomb on a an airplane while attached to the genitals of some weak-sauce Muslim extremists’ lap, and then puts that same psycho terrorist in a headlock-choke-hold, deserves The Daily Zing “Bad Ace of the Week Award!” Thank you, Jasper Schuringa, and congratulations on receiving the TDZ B.A. of the Week Award! As for you Janet, get a freaking clue ya wack-limp-wristed-liberal!!!
We cannot put into words the amount of gratitude, admiration and respect we have for the men and women who have served in our armed forces. They have unselfishly put the lives of their fellow citizens above their own. They have given up their personal freedoms and liberties to preserve those of their fellow countrymen. It’s only through their efforts and sacrifices that we are able to live freely, worship the way we choose, and pursue our own paths to happiness. Everything we have, our land, our religion, our loved ones, our Constitution, and our very lives are all results of a brave and honorable soldier who one day decided to strap on his boots, leave his home, and say goodbye to the ones he held dearest to his heart. We are indeed grateful to all the servicemen & women, and we promise you that we will always be on your side through thick and thin. God bless you! Speaking of being on your side, after you click on the Congressional Medal of Honor links, keep reading. We have a bone to pick with Congressman Murtha.
Jack Murtha, which side are you on? The wild accusations and comments you’ve made about our soldiers murdering innocent people in the dark of night are despicable. And then, you had the audacity to NOT apologize for your outrageous comments even after the servicemen you falsely accused were found innocent in the court of law… You’re one disgusting human being and a sorry excuse for a “representative” of the men and women who make it possible for you to make such disturbing comments. Congressman Murtha, you should be hiding under the heaviest rock, in the deepest hole, of the darkest cave. (Click here for more information on this story: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=406_1222906473 ).
Thank you Jon Voight for letting your Conservative views be heard. It aint easy in ‘Hollyweird’ where goony anti-American “Hollywood big shots” are creating blacklists that make it difficult for conservatives to get hired. When a good film that openly zings and defies the left-wing’s illogical logic sneaks through the cracks (ie- “The Passion of the Christ,” “Not Without My Daughter,” “Tears of the Sun” ) the films and actors are attacked by powerful ‘Lib’ nugget ’stars’ and wannabe ‘critics’ that don’t know anything except looking pretty and repeating other peoples’ words! We, the T.D.Z. crew, award this week’s American B.A. to you, Mr. Voight! Thank you and keep up the good work. P.S. When ya going to make “Varsity Blues 2″?!?!? Tweeter’s been itchin’ to get back out there on that field! P.P.S. Tell your daughter we said hello!
March 3, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Once again, the ever so cunning, promise one thing and do completely the opposite, silly little creatures, known as Lib’s, are being butt-nuggets! This time the greasy little Lib’s are all butt-hurt with Kentucky Senator, Jim Bunning, because he’s blocking a $15 billion bill full of a bunch of big government, socialist, b.s., that we simply can’t afford!
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Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, a top Taliban military commander and numero 2 to this weird one eyed freaky dude (
