Posts belonging to Category 'Creations and Comb-Overs'
March 19, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
“Let if flow, Let yourself go, Slow and low, That is the tempo.” I’ll bet you never knew the Beastie Boys wrote those lyrics to describe Cass Sunstein’s hair-follicle-flow? Cass, of course, is the Head of the White House Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs (O.I.R.A.). His ‘Cass-flow-comb-over’ was convincing enough to win over his fellow hair follicle magicians on the Left to nominate him as the head of O.I.R.A.
More importantly though, Sir ‘Cass-flow-comb-over’s’ hair is symbolic of his brains. . .In that he only has half of one. But you wouldn’t think that in talking to his left-wing supporters, they say he’s “extremely intellectual,” “he’s a constitutional genius,” “he’s so smart that he’s dumb!” OK, we said the last one, but you get the point!
This guy’s another one of those butt-hurt, butt-nuggets that thinks he’s so “gifted” and “intelligent” that he’s “wiser” than our founding fathers. . .Cass seems to think our first amendment right of freedom of speech needs to be changed because- “like-minded people speak or listen mostly to one another.” No shiz, Sherlock! Why in tar-nation would we want to listen, take advice or trust a dude with the level of ‘hair-follicle-funktitude’ that you have!? Seriously, when was the last time you looked in the mirror? The real reason he hates freedom of speech is because he, and the rest of the loony Lib’s, despise the success of conservative talk radio, conservative cable news, and conservative websites. You can’t fool us, “Sir Ivy League!”
And if you’re still not convinced that this guy’s a goon, well, this will change your mind. ‘Cass-stain’ believes “we should celebrate tax day.” Tell you what Cass, you should celebrate a ’stop-forcing-my-hair-follicle day’ and get that wack, fibery-flow buzzed off your dome!! You look like a goon, you act like a goon, you are a philosophical goon, and you are just plain and simply a- skinny, little, creepy, comb-over enhanced, liberal, G to the O-squared, N!!!!!!!!!!!
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | 
Tags: Cass Sunstein, liberal politicians, Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs, OIRA, political humor, The Daily Zing, white house | 
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March 5, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
It is painful to peer upon Rangel.
Even shameful to gaze upon his hair dangle.
The famous politician side part is not newfangled,
but since its birth, quite disdainful .
From this side view it curls towards the sky angle.
Please don’t touch, and be careful not to mangle,
for it is a nightmare to comb and untangle.
Do not mock or he will pounce upon thee like a big tiger bangle.
Dare not to accuse him of tax evasion, or he shall find thee and strangle.
The poem is over for I can’t find more words to rope nor to wrangle.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: carribean, Charlie Rangel, comb, combover, house in carribean, house ways and means, over, side part, tax cheat, tax evasion, tax fraud, ways and means | No Comments »
February 26, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
The old saying- “God made some guys perfect, and the rest he gave hair” statement sure as Hell doesn’t make sense when you’re talking about ‘not so Harry Knox’ (a member of Obama’s faith-based advisory council). This creepy little shiny domed, extra terrestrial, freak must have lost his brains with his hair. Harry claims that the Pope is “hurting people in the name of Jesus” because he doesn’t support the use of condoms as a successful means to reducing the spread of HIV in Africa… Hey Harry, your new nickname is ‘Airy Harry’ because you’re freakin’ brainless! All you’ve got is air in that bald, E.T. looking, dome of yours! Get a clue, ya goon! Of course the Pope is against condoms as a method of preventing HIV in Africa; however, he’s surely for a method that would actually rid Africa of HIV for good. It’s called abstinence, dork-face! Furthermore, the TDZ has also come up with a cure for HIV in Africa…it’s called the ‘Scary Airy Harry Method’ and all it consists of is that all men carry around a 3×5 photo in their back pocket of the extra terrestrial, ‘Airy Harry.’ Anytime they’re approached for a little ‘luvin’,’ they just flash that card at the person and they’ll be safe forever!! President Obama, “phone home,” denounce religious bigotry, and fire this anti-catholic, extra terrestrial!!
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: bigot, Catholic, funny politics, Harry Knox, left wing, Liberal, obama, Obama's faith based advisory council, Pope, right wing, satire, white house | No Comments »
February 19, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Hair Helmet: A person’s hair, usually male or masculine looking, that is extremely big and pompadour-esk. In order to be an official “Hair Helmet” it must cover one’s ears, forehead and most of the anterior section of one’s neck. The Hair Helmet is an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature and follicular physics, due to an abundance of hairspray and pure will. In theory, the Hair Helmet could essentially protect the head from injury, but this is just a theory as there is insufficient data to back such a claim due to the lack of test subjects. Example of this noun in a sentence: Whoa Christina… nice Hair Helmet! Are you preparing for a speech on finances or getting ready to challenge your skills on MXC? You’re really giving off a Donald Trump vibe!
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: Christina Romer, hair helmet, obama cabinet members, political humor, Political Satire | No Comments »
February 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
“I’d like
Chrissy Matthews, host of Wiffle ball, right here tonight. I want him brought from his nutty ‘MSLSD’ studio over there on Elitist Lane, with all the other loony Libs, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his wind blown comb-over dome. And, I want to look him straight in the eyes and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing,
creepy, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed,
ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed,
tingle-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” — National Lampoon’s Washington D.C. Vacation.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: chris matthews, comb-over, creation, Elitist, fox news, hair piece, Hard Ball, msnbc, obama, Political Satire, politician comb-overs, Politics, tea party, The Daily Zing | 1 Comment »
More importantly though, Sir ‘Cass-flow-comb-over’s’ hair is symbolic of his brains. . .In that he only has half of one. But you wouldn’t think that in talking to his left-wing supporters, they say he’s “extremely intellectual,” “he’s a constitutional genius,” “he’s so smart that he’s dumb!” OK, we said the last one, but you get the point!
This guy’s another one of those butt-hurt, butt-nuggets that thinks he’s so “gifted” and “intelligent” that he’s “wiser” than our founding fathers. . .Cass seems to think our first amendment right of freedom of speech needs to be changed because- “like-minded people speak or listen mostly to one another.” No shiz, Sherlock! Why in tar-nation would we want to listen, take advice or trust a dude with the level of ‘hair-follicle-funktitude’ that you have!? Seriously, when was the last time you looked in the mirror? The real reason he hates freedom of speech is because he, and the rest of the loony Lib’s, despise the success of conservative talk radio, conservative cable news, and conservative websites. You can’t fool us, “Sir Ivy League!”
And if you’re still not convinced that this guy’s a goon, well, this will change your mind. ‘Cass-stain’ believes “we should celebrate tax day.” Tell you what Cass, you should celebrate a ’stop-forcing-my-hair-follicle day’ and get that wack, fibery-flow buzzed off your dome!! You look like a goon, you act like a goon, you are a philosophical goon, and you are just plain and simply a- skinny, little, creepy, comb-over enhanced, liberal, G to the O-squared, N!!!!!!!!!!!
