Romney’s Sweet Do
April 23, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs, TDZ Videos | 
Tags: awsome hair, chris matthews, hairdo, mitt romney, msnbc, perfect, side part | 
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Posts belonging to Category 'Creations and Comb-Overs'
April 23, 2010 | Posted by TDZ Party In The Front, Catastrophe In The Back
April 16, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Stevie… Baby, I love what you’re doing with the “Total Eclipse of the Dome”. The typical eclipse is usually sparse and wanting. But not yours, no sir! You go with your thick voluminous Total Eclipse, boastful and proud like a lion atop pride rock. Women throw themselves shamelessly at your feet and willfully toss aside their inhibitions. And who is there to catch them as they fall head over heels? You are Mr. Man. You are indeed. I must say, this is the finest……OH no, OH NOOOO! Tell me this isn’t so…. Tell me I’m not seeing what I’m seeing and this is all just a cruel joke…………
………. Whatever you do Steve, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT let anyone EVER see the back of your head. Click here to see the back of Steve’s head.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: bald, balding, chabot, combover, crazy, dome, eclipse, hair, of, politician, Steve, the, total | No Comments »
Luntz’s Illusion
March 26, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Frank Luntz, the famous political data pollster recently met with a test group shortly after the health care bill was signed into law. The test group was to rate how strongly they felt the presence of a toupee or “hair hat” when looking at Frank Luntz.
According to poll data the test group felt no presence of a toupee when Frank Luntz was not in the room. Now when Frank Luntz enters the room, notice the blue line spike, this is an indication the test group can sense the presence of a toupee and they feel a little bit awkward and find it hard to look the ‘Luntz Illusion’ in the eye. The test group clearly can see past the trickery, the lie and the shameful tactic of adorning a hair hat.
According to a poll I just made up inside my naturally hair growing head, an overwhelming majority think toupee’s are strictly reserved for clowns and elected officials, who coincidently are usually one in the same. Frank, I ask you, take it off… take it off man. Set it free Luntz and if it comes back to you, then you know you were meant to pick it up and place it directly in the trash can.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: Frank, hair hat, Luntz, poll data, pollster, test group, Toupee | 1 Comment »
Cass’s Fibery Flow
March 19, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
“Let if flow, Let yourself go, Slow and low, That is the tempo.” I’ll bet you never knew the Beastie Boys wrote those lyrics to describe Cass Sunstein’s hair-follicle-flow? Cass, of course, is the Head of the White House Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs (O.I.R.A.). His ‘Cass-flow-comb-over’ was convincing enough to win over his fellow hair follicle magicians on the Left to nominate him as the head of O.I.R.A.
More importantly though, Sir ‘Cass-flow-comb-over’s’ hair is symbolic of his brains. . .In that he only has half of one. But you wouldn’t think that in talking to his left-wing supporters, they say he’s “extremely intellectual,” “he’s a constitutional genius,” “he’s so smart that he’s dumb!” OK, we said the last one, but you get the point!
This guy’s another one of those butt-hurt, butt-nuggets that thinks he’s so “gifted” and “intelligent” that he’s “wiser” than our founding fathers. . .Cass seems to think our first amendment right of freedom of speech needs to be changed because- “like-minded people speak or listen mostly to one another.” No shiz, Sherlock! Why in tar-nation would we want to listen, take advice or trust a dude with the level of ‘hair-follicle-funktitude’ that you have!? Seriously, when was the last time you looked in the mirror? The real reason he hates freedom of speech is because he, and the rest of the loony Lib’s, despise the success of conservative talk radio, conservative cable news, and conservative websites. You can’t fool us, “Sir Ivy League!”
And if you’re still not convinced that this guy’s a goon, well, this will change your mind. ‘Cass-stain’ believes “we should celebrate tax day.” Tell you what Cass, you should celebrate a ’stop-forcing-my-hair-follicle day’ and get that wack, fibery-flow buzzed off your dome!! You look like a goon, you act like a goon, you are a philosophical goon, and you are just plain and simply a- skinny, little, creepy, comb-over enhanced, liberal, G to the O-squared, N!!!!!!!!!!!
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: Cass Sunstein, liberal politicians, Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs, OIRA, political humor, The Daily Zing, white house | 1 Comment »
Rhyming With Rangel
March 5, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
It is painful to peer upon Rangel.
Even shameful to gaze upon his hair dangle.
The famous politician side part is not newfangled,
but since its birth, quite disdainful .
From this side view it curls towards the sky angle.
Please don’t touch, and be careful not to mangle,
for it is a nightmare to comb and untangle.
Do not mock or he will pounce upon thee like a big tiger bangle.
Dare not to accuse him of tax evasion, or he shall find thee and strangle.
The poem is over for I can’t find more words to rope nor to wrangle.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: carribean, Charlie Rangel, comb, combover, house in carribean, house ways and means, over, side part, tax cheat, tax evasion, tax fraud, ways and means | No Comments »
