Posts belonging to Category 'Daily Zings'
May 27, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
“Barack Obama doesn’t like black people.” -Kanye West….Oh wait, Kanye said- “George Bush doesn’t like black people,” that’s right…I forgot! Well, the TDZ has a new quote for you: “Barack Obama hates sea life and fishermen and loves big oil!”
During the Hurricane Katrina aftermath, Kanye, and the rest of the ‘Hollywierd” goons, claimed President Bush was a racist and magically manipulated Mother Nature’s winds to create a Hurricane that would destroy New Orleans and all the black people that resided there.
Yep, Bush manipulated the winds and Cheney strapped on his scuba gear and planted bombs at the bottom of the levies so that they could wipe out New Orleans’ black population.
Can you say “go-go-gadget stretch?” So, since Sir, Say-it-Through-the-Wire, Kanyeezy decided to go on a couple personal vacations instead of holding fundraisers for sea life cleanup and fishermen who are out of jobs, we decided we, the TDZ, would play the role of the ‘lame-stream-leftist media’ and create our own Bush-Cheney-esk conspiracy about Obama & big oil.
It goes like this: President Obama infiltrated the pipeline explosion by sending an undercover Haliburton operative to plant the bomb. This of course was done due to the pressure he was receiving from the weirdo go-green freaks that were pissed at him for recently signing a bill that would permit additional offshore oil exploration. By causing this disaster Obama was successful in four ways: one, he has damaged the U.S.’s future likelihood of off shore oil drilling. Two, he’s taking out all the non-governmental capitalist businesses on the Gulf Coast that rely on fish, beaches, and travel. Three, due to the lack of oil supplies the government will be forced to raise the gas tax to create alternative sources of energy.
And four, because Obama truly hates fish life and fishermen! Right, Kanyeezy? Oh, and one more little thing….because Obama happens to be the top recipient of BP political donations!
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May 25, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
President Obama is secreting with awesomely eloquent and linguistic leadership skills concerning the B. P. oil spill! Obama in all his Ivy League glory told British Petroleum to “plug the damn hole!” Wow, you’re blowing my mind Pres. Thanks for solving that little dilemma for us, what would the Engineers and Scientists of B.P. do without you? Everyone can relax now, the anointed one solved it.
As the oil spill began Obama decided to take a little va-ca and hit up some fancy pancy spa and resort. While there, Barack attempted a few rounds of golf and probably got multiple facials. Now Obama has planned a “get away” slash “break” but not a vacation for this weekend. Question; Is it wise for a President to take two “vacations slash breaks” during a huge ecological catastrophe?
Obama has not yet visited the southern coast to view the damage first hand. But he has made time to fly to “Goonville” AKA San Francisco to raise money for Barbra Boxer. Way to put the country before politics Barack.
P.S. Have fun at the Paul McCartney concert, who cares if you ditched out on the Memorial Day ceremony at Arlington Nat’l Cemetery! Can you say sell out alert?!?!
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May 24, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
This weekend on his way to a commencement speech at Yale, Bill Clinton was rear ended. Talk about “what goes around comes around.” Hey Oh! Hopefully that little fender bender didn’t leave any stains on his suit coat.
I want to punch everyone at Daily Kos in the face. According to their own philosophy, “If everyone there knew that I was going to punch them in the face, then no one would work there and they would deservedly go out of business.” Sweet! Who gets it first? http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/23/185826/997
Anthony Bourdain: Stain. It’s great to watch liberals make fools of themselves as they open there mouths and stupid ramblings come tumbling out. I would like him to continue traveling outside the US. Perhaps take permanent residency in a foreign land far away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4haMBue7_E&feature=player_embedded
President Obama kicked out of the “Wayniacs” fan club, Washington chapter. http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brad-wilmouth/2010/05/22/wayne-newton-slams-obama-irresponsible-arrogant-shot-las-vegas-hypocr
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May 13, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Like mold upon a past due chunk of cheddar cheese, Attorney General Eric Holders’ comments, opinions, and philosophies are growing very stale.
His latest comment in regards to Arizona’s Immigration Bill elevated him to a whole new level of ‘Z-ness.’ (please see the TDZ Dictionary here if necessary: http://thedailyzing.com/tdz-dictionary/) ‘Sir Moldy Holdy’ has pushed himself off of the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge he first went over when he…..well…. was born! Eww! Too far TDZ, too far!
Perhaps that zing took it too far, but perhaps ‘Sir Moldy Holdy’ took it too far when he went on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” aka “Meet the Depressed,” and acted like he was some sort of expert on the immigration bill that Arizona has signed into law when he hasn’t even read the 10 page bill.
Get a freaking clue ‘Sir Moldy Holdy!’ You just made a disgrace of yourself again. How can you go on “Meet the Press” and other television networks and claim to be an expert on a bill you’ve never read? That shows that you don’t give two turds about the constitutionality of the bill, you strictly care about getting more Hispanics to vote for the Democratic party.
Sorry to burst your bubble, ‘Sir Moldy Holdy Butt Nugget,’ but the Arizonians and the overwhelming majority of the United States support Arizona’s new bill…..Oops! Nice try butt-cheese-mold-breath, but you can’t buy all your votes!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Arizona Immigrtion Bill, Attorney General Holder, Attorney General Holder did not even read the bill in Arizona, Eric Holder is a Liar, The White House lies | 2 Comments »
May 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Here we have Elena Kagan up for the role of Supreme Court Justice. Is she a good candidate or just another puppet of the democrat machine? Kagan has no judicial experience, yet she is up for one of the most important judicial jobs, THE SUPREME COURT. Also, Kagan served only two years as a lawyer just after graduating law school.
Does any of this matter? Are these issues relevant? Well let’s just ask her. Oh… we can’t ask her. Why? Because Pres. Obama has put her off limits to the press. But that shouldn’t worry you because the White House has just released an interview with her and posted it on their website. And I’m sure they used a reputable, non biased, non agenda driven journalist to conduct this interview. Wrong! The interview was conducted by an Obama staff employee. I don’t know about you, but this all seems a little fishy to me.
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