During the Hurricane Katrina aftermath, Kanye, and the rest of the ‘Hollywierd” goons, claimed President Bush was a racist and magically manipulated Mother Nature’s winds to create a Hurricane that would destroy New Orleans and all the black people that resided there.

Yep, Bush manipulated the winds and Cheney strapped on his scuba gear and planted bombs at the bottom of the levies so that they could wipe out New Orleans’ black population.

Can you say “go-go-gadget stretch?”  So, since Sir, Say-it-Through-the-Wire, Kanyeezy decided to go on a couple personal vacations instead of holding fundraisers for sea life cleanup and fishermen who are out of jobs, we decided we, the TDZ, would play the role of the ‘lame-stream-leftist media’ and create our own Bush-Cheney-esk conspiracy about Obama & big oil.

It goes like this:  President Obama infiltrated the pipeline explosion by sending an undercover Haliburton operative to plant the bomb.  This of course was done due to the pressure he was receiving from the weirdo go-green freaks that were pissed at him for recently signing a bill that would permit additional offshore oil exploration.  By causing this disaster Obama was successful in four ways: one, he has damaged the U.S.’s future likelihood of off shore oil drilling.  Two, he’s taking out all the non-governmental capitalist businesses on the Gulf Coast that rely on fish, beaches, and travel.  Three, due to the lack of oil supplies the government will be forced to raise the gas tax to create alternative sources of energy.

And four, because Obama truly hates fish life and fishermen!  Right, Kanyeezy?  Oh, and one more little thing….because Obama happens to be the top recipient of BP political donations!

As the oil spill began Obama decided to take a little va-ca and hit up some fancy pancy spa and resort. While there, Barack attempted a few rounds of golf and probably got multiple  facials. Now Obama has planned a “get away” slash “break” but not a vacation for this weekend. Question; Is it wise for a President to take two “vacations slash breaks” during a huge ecological catastrophe?

Obama has not yet visited the southern coast to view the damage first hand. But he has made time to fly to “Goonville” AKA San Francisco to raise money for Barbra Boxer. Way to put the country before politics Barack.

P.S. Have fun at the Paul McCartney concert, who cares if you ditched out on the Memorial Day ceremony at Arlington Nat’l Cemetery! Can you say sell out alert?!?!

I want to punch everyone at Daily Kos in the face.  According to their own philosophy, “If everyone there knew that I was going to punch them in the face, then no one would work there and they would deservedly go out of business.”  Sweet!  Who gets it first?  http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/23/185826/997

Anthony Bourdain: Stain.  It’s great to watch liberals make fools of themselves as they open there mouths and stupid ramblings come tumbling out.  I would like him to continue traveling outside the US.  Perhaps take permanent residency in a foreign land far away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4haMBue7_E&feature=player_embedded

President Obama kicked out of the “Wayniacs” fan club, Washington chapter.  http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brad-wilmouth/2010/05/22/wayne-newton-slams-obama-irresponsible-arrogant-shot-las-vegas-hypocr

His latest comment in regards to Arizona’s Immigration Bill elevated him to a whole new level of ‘Z-ness.’ (please see the TDZ Dictionary here if necessary: http://thedailyzing.com/tdz-dictionary/)  ‘Sir Moldy Holdy’ has pushed himself off of the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge he first went over when he…..well…. was born!  Eww!  Too far TDZ, too far!

Perhaps that zing took it too far, but perhaps ‘Sir Moldy Holdy’ took it too far when he went on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” aka “Meet the Depressed,” and acted like he was some sort of expert on the immigration bill that Arizona has signed into law when he hasn’t even read the 10 page bill.

Get a freaking clue ‘Sir Moldy Holdy!’  You just made a disgrace of yourself again.  How can you go on “Meet the Press” and other television networks and claim to be an expert on a bill you’ve never read?  That shows that you don’t give two turds about the constitutionality of the bill, you strictly care about getting more Hispanics to vote for the Democratic party.

Sorry to burst your bubble, ‘Sir Moldy Holdy Butt Nugget,’ but the Arizonians and the overwhelming majority of the United States support Arizona’s new bill…..Oops!  Nice try butt-cheese-mold-breath, but you can’t buy all your votes!

Does any of this matter?  Are these issues relevant?  Well let’s just ask her.  Oh… we can’t ask her.  Why?  Because Pres. Obama has put her off limits to the press.  But that shouldn’t worry you because the White House has just released an interview with her and posted it on their website.  And I’m sure they used a reputable, non biased, non agenda driven journalist to conduct this interview.  Wrong!  The interview was conducted by an Obama staff employee.  I don’t know about you, but this all seems a little fishy to me.

1-     Desired Dictator Danny, the Hugo Chavez Loving Fool, Glover was booed during the flag ceremony at the Utah State University Commencement Address.  Right on, right on!  USU, way to let that goon know that his demonization of American politics is not welcome and his lack of love for our country and its flag can be better expressed in Venezuela…  Best of all though, Utah State University really zung him again when they awarded him the honorary degree of “Doctor of Humane Letters.” ??????  Can you say….stretch!?

2-    Over in the great state of Pennsylvania, ‘Benedict Arlen’ (Arlen Specter) was passed up by his Democratic challenger in the Real Clear Politics Poll for United States Senator.  You know that’s bad when not even the Dem’s like you…  Sorry ‘Benedict Arlen,’ I guess you need to “act like a lady…act, act, act like a lady.”

3-    Back to the wonderful red state of Utah.  The state delegates sent a message to the David Brooks Republicans out there that mediocre conservatism is not welcome!  We, the true conservatives, are looking for conservative leaders with back bone!  The state delegates voted out Senator Bob Bennett who did do some great things in his long career in politics; however, voting for TARP, the stimulus, and not being real firm on illegal immigration is not wanted.  If you’re not going to represent your constituents, you’re outty-five-thousand, brotha!

‘Helluva’ weekend!  To top it all off, we, the brothers of the Daily Zing, married off one of our fellow zingers!  Hurry up ladies!  There’s only two of us now!!

Well that’s just pure genius Bloomstain!  Your hypothesis was very warranted due to the huge outbreak of ‘Health Care Bill Terrorists’ that have had or nation under siege! The number of blue haired 60 year old women smuggling homemade bombs in their purses has been of the charts lately.  In fact just yesterday a grandmother of 7 was caught dropping off her crotchet bag full of ammonia sulfate and old denture pieces in front of the nickel and dime store down on Main Street.  Psych!!

You would think the Mayor of New York City would have more common sense and decency than this due to 9-11 right?  But that would be too logical, and asking too much I guess.  Elected officials putting their petty politics above the safety and greater good of fellow Americans is getting really old.  Bloomberg stop trying to paint people with opposing political view points as terrorists.

P.S. Go hug a big fat hot dog ya goon!

Mr. Levin, “Mr. Total Eclipse of the Dome” himself, what a little potty mouth you have sir.  I’m half tempted to wash your grubby little mouth out with soap.  A man of such sophistication, such eloquence, such prowess, such balding come-over concoction should not lower himself to such derogative levels.

Hold on…  This just in!  We have just received a transcript of Mr. Levin talking with his hair creation stylist.

Levin: What in the h*ll is this sh*t on top of my head?

Hair Dresser: It is a masterpiece of clever trickery sir.  Some of my finest work yet.

Levin: It looks like total sh*t!

Hair Dresser: Oh no sir!  Quite the opposite, you look powerful, important and fierce.

Levin: I look like an a** hole with a sh**ty comb-over.  That’s what I look like.

Client in waiting room:  It’s true he looks like an a** hole with a sh*t salad on his head.

Hair Dresser: But sir all of your cohorts in Washington wear the same sh**ty comb-over, only yours is more magnificent and stunning.  It goes terrific with the pretentious way you wear your glasses.  Plus think of all the votes you’ll get.

Levin:  Well I suppose you are right Hair Dresser.  Mine is definitely more sh**ty than the rest of theirs.  For crying out loud this sh*t goes from one ear to the next!  Fine work Hair Dresser, fine work indeed.

Mr Levin’s sh**ty comb-over.

On our return from Las Vegas we needed some food to recharge the batteries so we stopped at Costco to get a pizza. While waiting for our pizza we came across the ultimate Lib-goon.

By the way, why is that Liberals love to make a statement with their clothing? They love to dress all weird so that everyone knows they’re liberals. Picking a liberal out of a crowd is as easy as finding broken Obama promises.

This Lib-goon at Costco was rockin’ dark brown corduroy Daisy Duke shorts, a bright green tank top (because he was so “green”), hemp woven ‘mandals,’ and he had a beaded-woven ‘murse’ (male purse). Of course his partner had a matching outfit, except it was orange. Can you say “weirdo?”

Oh, and don’t worry, when we left the parking lot we saw them and they, of course, were driving a Subaru Hatchback with bumper stickers that in their mind’s eye are going to single handily save the universe from hunger, war and global warming.

Liberals! 100% of the time they’re always goons! =)

One of  Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton’s radical brain bursts is to add a special tax to video games. Due to less video game playing and sugary drinks I’m going to be an underwear model in no time!  Wow, thanks Big Gov!

The Food and Drug Administration is planning an unprecedented effort to gradually reduce the salt consumed each day by Americans, assuming that less sodium would prevent thousands of deaths from hypertension and heart disease. Commie Dr. Cheryl Anderson weighed in on the subject stating, “We can’t just rely on the individual to do something.” That’s brilliant Doc, don’t rely on people to eat what they want, make them eat what you want. Wow, thanks Big Gov!