Posts belonging to Category 'Daily Zings'
April 19, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
What happens when a Southern California city enforces water usage? Allow me to tell you!
A couple by the name of So Quan and Angelina Ha of Orange, CA decided to “do something good” for the environment. They removed their water-wasting front lawn.
The LA Times reported that the couple’s water usage went from 300,000 gallons to 60,000 gallons a year. OK, that’s cool. Sounds like it worked right? Wrong!
The Water Police, city enforcers, informed the couple that their “non-grassy yard” was a violation. So the couple wanted to abide by the city restrictions so they put wood chips over the front yard.
Not good enough! The city demanded that 40% of the yard be landscaped with live plants. So the couple built a fence and planted drought-tolerant greenery, but the city required more plants as well as a site plan.
Well, apparently doing that wasn’t enough, in January the city sued the couple, charging them a misdemeanor violation.
The couple’s response: “It’s funny that we pay our taxes to the city and the city is now prosecuting us with our own money.”
Can you say Government Operations at its finest!?!?
Categories: Daily Zings | 
Tags: big government, california water drought, liberals and politics, political humor, Political Satire, political zings, water police | 
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April 14, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
As Journey once said- “Don’t stop believin’, hold on to the feelin’!” Why? Well, because there is some fabulous news from the new ObamaCare Bill. This lovely bill is the gift that just keeps on giving.
Due to the restrictions within the bill, there are at least 60 hospitals nationwide that will not be opening, and I’m sure there are more to come. 60 hospitals closing amounts to tens-of-thousands of medical field jobs being killed… Bravo!
How are hospitals built? Have you ever driven by a hospital under construction? How many thousands of construction jobs will that kill in addition to the thousands of medical field jobs? What about all the people that make products that supply hospitals? What about all the high tech x-ray, ultrasound and MRI systems…who makes those? This will amount to tens-of-thousands of other jobs being lost. Bravo!
What about the most important factor of all? What about the millions of people these hospitals would have treated? What about their desperate need for additional hospitals and medical field professionals? What about the millions of dollars in tax revenues these hospitals would have created? What about the boost to the economies and real estate markets in the areas in which these hospitals were planned to open?
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Everyone bring your hands together and give a loud round-of-applause for the great service ObamaCare has rendered to these 60 hospitals, the people they were supposed to treat, the Doctors involved in opening them, the workers that would have constructed them, the tax dollars they would have generated, and the lifting up of the local real estate economies where they were planned. Well done Democrats! http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/64034
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: health care bill causes medical treatment problems, hospitals cancelled because of ObamaCare, new health care bill problems, new hospitals cancelled because of health care bill, Obama Administration, ObamaCare, Politics, the White House | No Comments »
April 13, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Little Chrissy Matthews sitting in a tree, S-P-E-W-I-N-G. First comes an accusation, then comes the truth, then comes his apology on the TV station. It’s not a great poem, but you’ll have to admit, it is kind of awesome.
Chris recently spewed a little reprimand towards Rush Limbaugh for referring to Obama and his administration as a regime. Staying true to liberal form he also added in a few personal attacks towards Limbaugh.
Oh but then came the glory, the sweet, sweet deliverance of the facial. Byron York compiled a nice little sound bite of Chris Matthews using the very same term to describe the Bush Administration, along with sound bites of Matthews’ colleagues at MSNBC using the very same term. Here is the link to the York delivered facial.
Am I surprised that Chris Matthews rushed so chivalrously to defend the source of all leg tingley tingles? Of course not! Because after all, “Nobody puts Barack in the corner.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: administration, apology, bush, chris, Limbaugh, matthews, msnbc, obama, regime, Rush, term | No Comments »
April 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Sticking to the liberals’ age old adage, “if you don’t agree with me you are a racist,” MSNBC’s (aka MSLSD) Nora O’donnell forced it, and forced it real hard! This so called “Washington Correspondent” tried to zing Newt Gingrich but she inadvertently flipped the script on herself, and therefore faced herself. It is not often you see the reverse-self-facial. When it does occur though, take note, because it exposes the most moronic and deviant persons of the human race!
Nora, pitifully, attempted to racially charge the following statement by Newt (concerning Obama’s daily pickup b-ball games) “shooting three-point shots may be clever, but it doesn’t put anybody to work.” Nora’s sick, demented mind cooked up this little stinker, which in itself is extremely racist! She said in response- “I’m not sure what he means by this I think it’s open to some criticism because it suggests that the President is an athlete and some people may suggest, you know, because all black people are good athletes. I mean that’s what it sort of sounds like to me.”
News flash Nora, your take on Newt’s zing proves one of two things, 1) you are a racist, or 2) you need a mental evaluation. Either way you do not belong on any news show and you are doing America a great disservice with such “correspondence.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Newt Gingrich, Nora O'donnel, Obama basket ball, race baiting | No Comments »
April 9, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Weekly comb-over interruption due to some wack and disturbing news! Please read on!
Guess what Reid (D-NV), Lincoln (D-AR), Bennet (D-CO), Gillibrand (D-NY), and Benedict Arlen Specter (D-PA) all have in common? They love their Viagra! Aside from loving their private use of the product, they thought prior sex offenders deserved their fair share too…. Umm, say what!?
Yeah, that’s what I thought too! You read that right though! And just when you thought the Obama Health Care Bill couldn’t get any worse… guess what…you were wrong!
The above listed politicians, and their Democratic friends, decided to shoot down a health care amendment proposed by Senator Coburn (R-OK) that would assure that no past sex offenders, rapists, and child molesters would receive any funding for erectile dysfunction drugs, such as Viagra.
In fact, here’s the exact words regarding the issue from the Congressional Research Service: The new health care law does “not appear to prohibit a qualified health plan in a health insurance exchange from providing coverage for drugs prescribed to treat ED for a non-incarcerated beneficiary who was previously convicted of rape, child molestation, or another sex offense.”
Well done Reid, Obama, Pelosi and the rest of you liberal scum bags within the Democratic Party. I’m glad you’re truly “looking out for the best interest of the citizens of our great country.” You Lib’s are a big joke, you’re disgusting, and you should be thrown out of office today!! http://www.gop.com/index.php/research/comments/viva_viagra
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Arlen Specter supports Democrats, Harry Reid is a crook, Harry Reid supports sex offenders in health care bill, Senator Reid and Viagra for sex offenders, Senator Reid is a liar, Senator Reid sucks | 6 Comments »
