Posts belonging to Category 'The Creepy Hall of Perv'
February 24, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Some terrible things never go away! Top four examples: cockroaches, nuclear waste, herpes and Ted Haggard! We all remember this butt clown, no pun intended, Ted was the preacher in Colorado that got caught buying and using meth with his masseur/ male prostitute. The hypocrisy of this individual is beyond all comprehension. Teddy got fired, dealt with the law, and of course apologized. But why can’t ‘Ted Stain’ just be gone and stay gone? I saw this total turd on T.V. last night, for crying out loud! Everyone in America knows you are a very confused, disgusting, and creepy person Mr.Haggard. Ted please do the T.D.Z. and America a favor, lower your head in shame, go away and never be seen again. Ted Haggard you have earned a hallowed seat in the “Creepy Hall Of Perv.” Now go forth and and disgust all that lay eyes upon thee.
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January 27, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
First, we had the sexually explicit film starring Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, a very classy couple indeed! Then, the notorious night vision smut staring Paris, ‘Party Girl,’ Hilton with some old D-bag. Next, was the very disturbing video of Kim Kardashian getting ‘jiggy’ with the no-talent-tool, Ray J! Who will be next to join this notorious gang of D-list celebrity perv’s to have a sex tape? Well, how about the former Democratic presidential candidate, John, ‘The Breck Girl,’ Edwards!? As if this creep did not have enough problems already. This total turd is going down so very wrong! Johnny-boy’s ‘creepathon-time-line’ is as follows: first, he cheated on his wife of thirty years that has breast cancer, I might add while on the campaign trail. Next, this genius got his videographer/mistress knocked up. (Not using protection that is very wise, very wise indeed!) Johnny slime-ball was then caught by the National Inquirer leaving his mistress’s hotel room after a night of fun, which wasn’t easy, when Edwards saw the National Inquirer he ran away and hid in the lobby bathroom like a total wimp. Edwards then got his former aide to fake a paternity test and steal one of the baby’s diapers to perform a DNA test on its poop…which, obviously, turned out well for him! Now, Edwards is also facing questions about whether he improperly used campaign funds in paying more than $100,000 to his Baby Mama’s production company. Edwards, you are one demented, sick, egomaniac weirdo! Good luck with your future political career, ya freak!
Categories: The Creepy Hall of Perv | Tags: Funny, John Edwards, Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, political humor, Politics, Ray J, Rielle Hunter, Sex tape, Tommy Lee | 2 Comments »
December 9, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
Barack Obama’s “Safe Schools Czar,” aka ‘Safe Fisting Czar,’ Kevin Jennings, is the founder of GLSEN – “Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network.” During a GLSEN conference in 2000, appalling and distasteful workshop leaders led a “youth only” (ages 14-21) session that offered lessons in a very dangerous & disgusting sexual practice known as- “fisting.” (WARNING, you can click here to read more about “fisting” on Wikipedia; however, this link is extremely graphic, gross and really not suitable for anyone!!!) For those of you who dared to click on that link, I hope you had a barf-bag near you… if you didn’t… I sincerely apologize. “Fist-Gate,” if you will… is only one incident on a very long list of disturbing things he has had his hand in (pun intended). In 2001, Kevin Jennings’ hosted another GLSEN conference where an estimated 400 students attended, and each attendee was given their very own “fisting kit.” Can you say- barf part 2!?!? Our tax dollars sure are hard at work!! During another GLSEN workshop, a creepy and perverted GLSEN speaker asked a group of 14 year-old students an inexplicable and disturbing question. The speaker asked the young teenagers- “Spit or swallow?… is it rude?” Inappropriate alert dot com!! Apparently, GLSEN found Jennings to be a very valuable asset; he was paid a cool $273,573.96 as their executive director in 2007. Obama must have caught wind of his brilliance & value, because this weirdo is now our country’s current “Safe Schools Czar;” which technically should be renamed- “Creepy School Czar.” President Obama, there are over 300 million people in our great nation, and this is the freak you selected to protect our children? I don’t get it… then again; you did go to Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s church for 20 years… Go figure! This creepy Czar is a very, very, disgusting and weird individual! He once advised a 15 yr. old student to have sex with his (the boy’s) 30 something yr. old male friend… Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot! WTF!?!? Most recently, he approved a book for elementary students; which encourage “experimenting” with one’s sexuality. I could go on, but I just ate and I’m feeling quite queasy… my stomach can’t take anymore! Sir ‘Creepy Fisting Czar’ Jennings, the TDZ is formally calling for your immediate resignation and has named you the next inductee into the “Creepy Hall of Perv!” You have earned it you nasty weirdo!!
Categories: The Creepy Hall of Perv | Tags: creepy, fisting, Funny, government, Kevin Jennings, left wing, obama, Politics, President Obama, right wing, Safe Schools Czar, school safety, tax money, The Daily Zing, weird, Whitehouse, zing | 1 Comment »
November 11, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
Quiz Time Slackers! And just like in high school, this pop quiz is also going to make you sick to your stomach.
QUESTION #1
Why is French Culture Minister, Frédéric Mitterrand being inducted into the T.D.Z. “Creepy Hall of Perv?”
A. Monsier Fred le Nugget is French and uses words like oui, prostituée , and crêpe.
B. Monsier Fred le Creep, described the arrest of Roman Polanski for the rape and sodomy of a 13-year-old girl as, “horrifying.”
C. Monsier Fred le Perv stated in his book, “La Mauvaise Vie” (The Bad Life) while ‘creeping‘ in Thailand: “I got into the habit of paying for boys… The profusion of young, very attractive and immediately available boys put me in a state of desire that I no longer needed to restrain or hide.”
D. All of the above
ANSWER: (D) ALL THE ABOVE!!!!
And yes, those are all true facts, including “C,” the creepy, pervy and godawful quote from Monsier’s book.
Ought oh! Excuse me, while I run to the bathroom to barf up my breakfast crêpes!
Categories: The Creepy Hall of Perv | Tags: bangkok, Frédéric Mitterrand, French Culture Minister, La Mauvaise Vie, pedophile, roman polanski, thailand, The Bad Life | 4 Comments »
November 3, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
Attention: watch 58 second video first, than read below: Steve Lipski urinates on Grateful Dead fans
Driving that train, drunk on Champagne,
Republicans you better watch your speed,
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
Do you know what psychedelic notion just crossed my mind?
Peeing on Deadheads, Lady in red,
My dear republicans you’re better off dead,
I found out how to win, drink a lot of Gin
then pee on constituents and you’ll surely win.
Trouble with you is trouble with me,
Climb up that balcony & go pee pee pee,
Come around the bend, you know it’s the end,
The policeman screams, there goes Stevy’s political dreams
Driving that train, high on champagne,
Stevie Lips’ you better watch your speed,
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And we all know what weird notion just crossed your mind.
Categories: The Creepy Hall of Perv | Tags: concert, councilman, grateful dead, new jersey, pee, piss, r kelly, steve lipski, urinate | 5 Comments »
Some terrible things never go away! Top four examples: cockroaches, nuclear waste, herpes and Ted Haggard! We all remember this butt clown, no pun intended, Ted was the preacher in Colorado that got caught buying and using meth with his masseur/ male prostitute. The hypocrisy of this individual is beyond all comprehension. Teddy got fired, dealt with the law, and of course apologized. But why can’t ‘Ted Stain’ just be gone and stay gone? I saw this total turd on T.V. last night, for crying out loud! Everyone in America knows you are a very confused, disgusting, and creepy person Mr.Haggard. Ted please do the T.D.Z. and America a favor, lower your head in shame, go away and never be seen again. Ted Haggard you have earned a hallowed seat in the “Creepy Hall Of Perv.” Now go forth and and disgust all that lay eyes upon thee.
