April 30, 2010 | Posted by TDZ Will it ever stop yo I hope so
Turn off the lights and I’ll dance wack
To the extreme I rock a mic like a nugget
Light up a stage and turbotax a chump like Geithner
Dance gets weird to the speaker that booms
I’m killing your brain like a poisonous goon mushroom
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Tags: MC Rove, Rove dances, Rove raps | 
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April 28, 2010 | Posted by TDZ Mr. Levin, “Mr. Total Eclipse of the Dome” himself, what a little potty mouth you have sir. I’m half tempted to wash your grubby little mouth out with soap. A man of such sophistication, such eloquence, such prowess, such balding come-over concoction should not lower himself to such derogative levels.
Hold on… This just in! We have just received a transcript of Mr. Levin talking with his hair creation stylist.
Levin: What in the h*ll is this sh*t on top of my head?
Hair Dresser: It is a masterpiece of clever trickery sir. Some of my finest work yet.
Levin: It looks like total sh*t!
Hair Dresser: Oh no sir! Quite the opposite, you look powerful, important and fierce.
Levin: I look like an a** hole with a sh**ty comb-over. That’s what I look like.
Client in waiting room: It’s true he looks like an a** hole with a sh*t salad on his head.
Hair Dresser: But sir all of your cohorts in Washington wear the same sh**ty comb-over, only yours is more magnificent and stunning. It goes terrific with the pretentious way you wear your glasses. Plus think of all the votes you’ll get.
Levin: Well I suppose you are right Hair Dresser. Mine is definitely more sh**ty than the rest of theirs. For crying out loud this sh*t goes from one ear to the next! Fine work Hair Dresser, fine work indeed.
Categories: Daily Zings, Videos | Tags: Carl, democrat, goldman, levin, loans, sachs, shit, shitty, timberwolve | No Comments »
November 6, 2009 | Posted by TDZ Thank you Jon Voight for letting your Conservative views be heard. It aint easy in ‘Hollyweird’ where goony anti-American “Hollywood big shots” are creating blacklists that make it difficult for conservatives to get hired. When a good film that openly zings and defies the left-wing’s illogical logic sneaks through the cracks (ie- “The Passion of the Christ,” “Not Without My Daughter,” “Tears of the Sun” ) the films and actors are attacked by powerful ‘Lib’ nugget ’stars’ and wannabe ‘critics’ that don’t know anything except looking pretty and repeating other peoples’ words! We, the T.D.Z. crew, award this week’s American B.A. to you, Mr. Voight! Thank you and keep up the good work. P.S. When ya going to make “Varsity Blues 2″?!?!? Tweeter’s been itchin’ to get back out there on that field! P.P.S. Tell your daughter we said hello!
Categories: American B.A., Videos | Tags: Conservative, D.C., Funny, Health Care, Health care plan, Hollywood, Jon Voight. Capitol Hill, Politics, Tweeter, Voight, Zings | No Comments »
November 6, 2009 | Posted by TDZ Mega-Didos goes to Congressman King for having the boldness to question NFL Commissioner Goodell in regards to his partisan politics on Rush Limbaugh. Goodell claims Rush is too divisive & racist because of his past comments regarding Eagle’s QB, Donovan McNabb. As Fox News says, “we report, you decide!” Here’s what Rush Said: “Sorry to say this, I don’t think he’s [McNabb] been that good from the get-go, I think what we’ve had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. There is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn’t deserve. The defense carried this team.” Holy cow! Burn him for saying that! He’s a racist! Coincidentally, the same day Rush Limbaugh was thrown out of the prospective ownership group bidding on the St. Louis Rams, J-Lo was able to buy a portion of the Miami Dolphins. Hmmm… Has J-Lo ever said anything devisive? Let’s see here….
How about this song that J-Lo performed with Ja-Rule: (Vulgar lyrics alert!)
What’s my motherfu@%#n’ name? R-U-L-E
Blowin’ back on this Mary Jane, I’m analyzin’ the game
And the game done chose me
To bring pain to pussy niggaz and pussy hoes, it’s one in the same [...]
Tired of bein’ alone Yeah, yeah
Sick of arguin on the phone Yeah, yeah
Are you tellin’ all your friends Yeah, yeah
That your nigga don’t understand My love [...]
Bitch, I ain’t doin’ this shit for nuttin’
I’m here to get it poppin’, hoppin, let’s ride up in the Benz
Hair blowin’ in the wind, sun glistenin’ off my skin, hey
I’m nasty, heh, you know me
But you still don’t fu#@ with your baby [...]
Now people screamin’ what the deal with you and so and so
I tell them niggas, mind their biz, but they don’t hear me though
Cause I live my life to the limit and I love it
Now I could breathe again, baby, now I could breathe again
No, Mr. Goodell, I think Rush’s statement regarding McNabb was far more devisive and racist, don’t you? Fact of the matter is, Commissioner, your excuse was just a wack lie! The real reason you didn’t want Rush Limbaugh as part of the NFL is because he’s a conservative talk show host with whom you disagree. Goodell, you’re just another two-faced nugget and the NFL has just proven itself to be a politically partisan league operated by hypocrites. Anyway, Congressman King, our zinging cap goes off to you for your boldness and honesty. Thank you for your common sense boldness in standing up for what’s right (no pun intended).
Categories: American B.A., Videos | Tags: Commissioner Goodell, Congressman King, Conservative, Didos, Fergie, J-Lo, King, Liberal, Libs, Limbaugh, McNabb, NFL, Politics, Rush, Talk Radio, Zings | No Comments »
October 26, 2009 | Posted by admin Many a family has that creepy uncle with whom they just don’t allow their children to be left alone. The Democratic family is no exception. Prior to the release of this video, we had a hunch that the Democrat’s creepy Uncle was Barney Frank, but no, we were wrong… Well sort of, he’s still quite creepy. Anyway, as you will see in this footage there is undisputable evidence that Uncle Reid (aka Harry Reid) is quite possibly “THAT” creepy uncle of the democratic family. You’ll see ‘Uncky’ Reid attempt to make an extra friendly gesture on Aunt Nancy Pelosi on national television, which she obviously didn’t like, at least not with all the cameras around. You see, Aunt Pelosi has had multiple face lifts and Botox injections which have left her with extreme tension and paralysis of the face. As a result of this tension & paralysis, she is unable to express facial gestures with the same ease as an everyday regular person. Due to this facial stiffness, she has to resort to the use of her eyebrows to express herself, and that is why in this video she gave Harry an eyebrow lift that shouted: “get your liver spotted arm off of me Mr. Creepy Pants!” She then does what we like to call the “Mr. touchy feely side step maneuver” and creates some much needed space between her and the perp. Let’s hope next time Uncle Reid & Aunt Pelosi are giving a speech together that they’ll remember to keep their creepy affection on the down low.
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