October 31, 2009 | Posted by TDZ 
I know what you’re thinking… ‘We shouldn’t have.’ And you’re probably right, we shouldn’t have. But it’s just not Halloween without being absolutely terrified. Click here if you want nightmares!!
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Tags: cackle, halloween, Hillary Clinton, laugh, oz house, white house, wicked witch of the west | 
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October 30, 2009 | Posted by admin 
Say it aint so, Joe! Here we have the kid from Scranton adorning the ‘Scrappy Scranton Skullet.’ I’ve always been a big fan of the comb-over, but I love his ‘skullet.’ It’s not easy being V.P. It’s real rough being a walking gaffe machine, plagiarist, story-teller and overall presidential liability. But even with all that on his daily agenda, he’s still somehow able to maintain, and dare I say, shamelessly flaunt, a beautiful ‘skullet/stage 2 comb-over.’ Hey kids, see that ‘skullet,’ that’s presidential and I HOPE it doesn’t CHANGE. As the “First Skullet” its major responsibilities are:
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: comb-over, Joe Biden, mullet, political humor, skullet, vice president | 2 Comments »
October 29, 2009 | Posted by admin 
This “Sportscaster ” turned “Political Commentator” is a certified wacko! Olbermann has so many ludicrous statements that I couldn’t get through 10% of them in a 40 hour work week! It’s like every time he opens his mouth something malicious, repugnant or putrid is uttered! It must be due to his mild case of “celiac disease,” which causes chronic diarrhea… of the mouth! (Olby really suffers from this. Wiki-it) Olby’s endless amount of Hershey squirts must be backing up and exploding out his mouth! Here is an example of just one of his most rancid and rank comments: “Al Qaeda really hurt us, but not as much as Rupert Murdoch has hurt us, particularly in the case of Fox News. Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda —worse for our society. It’s as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan ever was.” Am I in the “Twilight Zone?” That comment alone should be a career ender. Luckily for Olbermann, he has perfected the suckling of the chain of command ‘teet’ of the left winged MSNBC! How could any logical person make such a statement? ”Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda.” Al Qaeda attacked us on 9/11 and murdered 2,752 Americans! Many dreams and lives were shattered in a matter of minutes on that horrific day. And this sub-human Uberstain loser uses this, one of the most terrible days in American history, to further his pathetic agenda of liberal lunacy!? Mr. Olbermann, you are the “Worst Person in the World.” Moron!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: al qaeda, fox news, keith olbermann, msnbc, rupert murdoch, rush limbaugh, sean hannity | 7 Comments »
October 28, 2009 | Posted by admin 
Celebrity treatment, red carpet interviews, golf courses, resorts, Ball Room Dances and Nobel Peace Prizes. It must be nice to be the world’s biggest celebrity. But I wouldn’t call you an actual “real celeb,” more like the Paris Hilton type… No she at least had a successful modeling & advertising career. Yours is more along the lines of the balloon boy dad, or any of the other reality star ‘celebs.’ President Obama, you haven’t done anything that requires God given talent, but some how your always on TV and in the news. We hate to be the lead weight that pulls you back to earth off of cloud 9, but we have business to do, Sir. While your off gallivanting on the golf course and having your butt kissed by left wing media nuggets, like the leg tingling Chris Mathews, our troops just experienced their deadliest month in Afghanistan. Months ago, General McChrystal requested 40,000 additional troops so that he could get Afghanistan back on track for victory, but how did you respond to his request? You decided golf, TV interviews, Democratic fundraisers, Olympic campaigns, spas, beer summits, basketball, dancing and a health care system that covers 85% of the nation’s population are more important than the lives of our brave young soldiers fighting the War on Terror. Oops! I mean the “Overseas Contingency Operation.” Then again, why would you listen to General McChrystal? He only graduated from West Point in 1976 and has been involved with the military for 25 years. But no, you insist on listening to a guy that’s had a career in professional ballet dancing for 25 years instead, aka Rahm Emanuel. Look, Sir 5-iron 3-point shooter President, you can’t push a time-out button in Afghanistan while you decide if it’s politically advantageous to send more troops. Every single day you remain indecisive, more and more young and brave American soldiers die. Is your 2nd term as President really more important than our soldiers’ lives? You’re no different than any other politician, Mr. President.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: baseball, beer summit, bowling, go kart, golf, obama, pitch, pool, swimming | 2 Comments »
October 27, 2009 | Posted by admin 
You don’t think your elected officials are working hard, well I got news for you, they are! I’ve got evidence, look at these words they’ve changed:
Terrorists at Guantamo Bay to “enemy combatants,” and to the latest, “persons whom the President has the authority to detain.”
War on terror to “overseas contingency operation.”
Public option to “competitive option.”
Illegal alien to “undocumented citizen” and now, “newly-arrived asylum seekers.”
Global warming to “climate change.”
Individual acts of terror to “man caused disasters.”
Crime rate to “street activity index.”
Perhaps while they’re at it they could change Food Stamps to “Government Issued Sustenance,” tax evaders to “White House cabinet members,” pathological liars to Politicians, and wordplay to “total waste of time.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Al Gore, Barney Frank, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Robert Byrd, Word War | 2 Comments »
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