Oh brother!Not one’s to let racial prejudice get in the way of civil rights! Jesse Jerkson and Al, not so Sharp-ton, have dedicated their lives to bringing justice to no one and street riots to a neighborhood near you.It would be comical how wrong these two clowns have it, if their impact wasn’t so serious.Let’s take a look at the history of these two purveyors of peace, or more accurately stated, pimps of instigation.Jerkson is leading the way to civility and acceptance of others with comments like- “those Jews in Hymie-town,” or “Barack … he’s talking down to black people … telling n***ers how to behave,” or try “I’m gonna cut his nuts off,” speaking of Barak Obama, and most recently Jesse Jerckson, speaking to the national black caucus said- “You can’t vote against health care and call yourself a black man.” Haha! Oh yeah, that’s not racist…Can you imagine Glenn Beck standing in front of a “national white caucus” saying “you can’t vote for health care and call yourself a white man?” The liberal mainstream media would literally take Beck and “cut his nuts off.” Ironically, the “unbiased media” lets it slide with the Reverend, just like a few years ago when he wildly accused members of the Duke Lacrosse team of raping a stripper at a house party before the players had ever gone to trial.Ultimately, the Lacrosse players were found innocent, the rape never happened, and Jerkson still to this day has not apologized to those players and their families that spent millions of dollars and countless hours defending the false accusations. I suppose the Reverend was just following rule number one in the politician’s handbook, never admit you were wrong, never! Jerkson, instead, decided to reward the lying stripper with a scholarship on behalf of his non-profit organization, Rainbow PUSH Coalition.Hmm… I guess he had a little money left over from the time he bribed his mistress with $40k to stay ‘hush hush’ about their love child.And than there’s Mr. not so Sharp-ton, who’s not any better, unless you’re giving him style points on his hair. Al’s hairdo looks like a cross between a woman from the 60’s and some kind of degenerate pimp who hasn’t been able to get a proper perm set in weeks.In 1991, this Gandhi like figure helped incite the Crown Heights Street Riot that led to an innocent man being stabbed to death.Look out Mother Teresa, this humanitarian is really trying to one up you.And let us not forget the time the Reverend Al “bravely” stepped forward and accused police officers in New York for raping Tawana Brawley, which once again never happened and the officers were acquitted. Classic! As a result of both of these Reverends’ racist tomfoolery, the TDZ crew hereby nominates Al & Jesse for the Nobel Sleaze Prize! Go forth brothers of injustice and continue to wrongfully accuse and instigate in the only way you know how… hypocritically!
Excuse me ma’am, is that a creation on top of your dome or did I just jump in a telephone booth with Keanu Reeves, and that other guy, and travel to 1922 on a bogus journey? Whoa, dude! Whatever it is, it’s definitely stunning! In fact, it’s so…so…’creationey,’ if you will… that you’ve voted (get it) to keep this masterful post depression era hairdo the entire 30 years of your political career. Good for you!Your hair alone has served more terms than Fidel Castro. Spill it, Dianne Feinstein, you have a ‘fem-creation’ on your head don’t you? Don’t be bashful! That dome-masterpiece is the reason why you’ve jumped up to the number 5 spot on the list of richest U.S. politicians isn’t it? This explains why you haven’t had the decency to alter that hair-art for more than three decades. Hey, whatever keeps your husband’s million dollar banking contracts coming! Hey Feinstein, have you ever thought of getting in touch with The Donald’s toupee artist? Perhaps he could create a dome-showpiece that could get you to the #1 spot on the rich list.
Welcome & happy Thanksgiving fellow zingers! On this fine Thanksgiving day we are excited for our first annual Turkey Awards! We thought long and hard about who deserved this year’s Turkey. Though it was a close race and many politicians (on both sides of the isle) deserved it, we unanimously decided on Harry Reid. Due to his awkward hugs, shady dealings and overall creepiness , there was no one better suited. Here’s to you jerk face!
Here is the highly anticipated world premier of “Scandalous Politician;” written, produced, sung and performed by yours truly, The Daily Zing!! Enjoy and please pass it on to all your friends on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and any of the other social networking sites! (Yes, you can find it on YouTube under the title: “Scandalous Politician”)
In the “Original Louisiana Purchase” the great U.S. of A. obtained all or part of 14 current U.S. states for a mere $15 million. Not too shabby of a deal by Mr. Jefferson. However, on Saturday night the second chapter was written. For twenty times the original purchase price ($300 million) the Louisiana Purchase Part Deux was revealed. But this time America’s tax payer money was spent much more wisely & precisely! Instead of buying another land mass that would amount to 23% of the size of the current U.S., like the original purchase did, the Democrats put together an even better bargain. A “steal of a deal,” if you will… What is Louisiana going to get that could outshine Jefferson’s original transaction you ask? Well, I shall tell you: Subsidized digital cable and plasma T.V.’s. Brand spanking new fuel efficient Toyota & Honda hybrids (they want to stimulate the U.S.’s car economy again like they did during “Cash for Clunkers,” that’s why they chose Honda & Toyota cars…) Unlimited fuel, ethanol, and natural gas for their new little organic hybrids. A never ending supply of Organic Hot Pockets & Fruit Snacks. New energy star rated ‘green’ microwaves to cook their Organic Hot Pockets. $45 an hour unionized burger flipper jobs to everyone over age 16, and $50 an hour for those on unemployment. And last, but not least,” free” heath care that is awesome, additional tax rebates to the poor, the moon, free homes for everyone, free i-pods, the stars, and a never ending state of Utopia! Psyche! That is all false. In all honesty, we just get crappy government run health care that will suck and bankrupt the country. Thanks Senator Mary Landrieu and the rest of you Democrats, you guys ROCK!!!
November 30, 2009 | Posted by TDZ 
Categories: Daily Zings | 
Tags: Al Sharpton, civil justice, Crown Heights Street Riot, Duke Lacrosse, glenn beck, hypocrisy, injustice, Jesse Jackson, justice, Justice brothers, political humor, Politicians, Politics, racism, Reverend Jackson, Reverend Sharpton, Tawana Brawley, The Daily Zing, zing | 
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