Articles from February 2010
February 26, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
The old saying- “God made some guys perfect, and the rest he gave hair” statement sure as Hell doesn’t make sense when you’re talking about ‘not so Harry Knox’ (a member of Obama’s faith-based advisory council). This creepy little shiny domed, extra terrestrial, freak must have lost his brains with his hair. Harry claims that the Pope is “hurting people in the name of Jesus” because he doesn’t support the use of condoms as a successful means to reducing the spread of HIV in Africa… Hey Harry, your new nickname is ‘Airy Harry’ because you’re freakin’ brainless! All you’ve got is air in that bald, E.T. looking, dome of yours! Get a clue, ya goon! Of course the Pope is against condoms as a method of preventing HIV in Africa; however, he’s surely for a method that would actually rid Africa of HIV for good. It’s called abstinence, dork-face! Furthermore, the TDZ has also come up with a cure for HIV in Africa…it’s called the ‘Scary Airy Harry Method’ and all it consists of is that all men carry around a 3×5 photo in their back pocket of the extra terrestrial, ‘Airy Harry.’ Anytime they’re approached for a little ‘luvin’,’ they just flash that card at the person and they’ll be safe forever!! President Obama, “phone home,” denounce religious bigotry, and fire this anti-catholic, extra terrestrial!!
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | 
Tags: bigot, Catholic, funny politics, Harry Knox, left wing, Liberal, obama, Obama's faith based advisory council, Pope, right wing, satire, white house | 
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February 25, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
What’s up with Mitt Romney getting punk’d by ‘McStain?’ Mitt Romney got punk’d in the 2008 primaries by ‘John McStain,’ aka John McCain, and ‘Mike Schmuckabee,’ aka Mike Huckabee, when the two got in bed together and forced Romney to drop out of the primaries. Where is your spine Mitt? ‘McStain’ really punk’d him good… Mitt has now formally endorsed McStain for Arizona Senate. I can only compare this to the school yard bully, who, once successfully punks his target, can enjoy the fruits of his bullying and receiving said victim’s lunch money from then on out. Mitt,’McStain’ screwed you and this is how you respond? Conservatives are looking for a conservative leader with some cajones, not someone who plays politics and makes nice with liberal Republicans. Mitt, the position of conservative leader might have just been yanked from you.
Also in punking news, Janet Napolitano, ‘Serena Williams,’ as she likes to be called on the tennis court, got punk’d by the court when she got a little too radical while trying to get her back-hand on and busted her ankle… Oopsy daisy! Get well Serena, I mean Janet.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: 2008 primaries, arizona senate, broken ankle, endorsment, janet napolitano, John McCain, mike huckabee, mitt romney, serena williams, tennis court | No Comments »
February 24, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Some terrible things never go away! Top four examples: cockroaches, nuclear waste, herpes and Ted Haggard! We all remember this butt clown, no pun intended, Ted was the preacher in Colorado that got caught buying and using meth with his masseur/ male prostitute. The hypocrisy of this individual is beyond all comprehension. Teddy got fired, dealt with the law, and of course apologized. But why can’t ‘Ted Stain’ just be gone and stay gone? I saw this total turd on T.V. last night, for crying out loud! Everyone in America knows you are a very confused, disgusting, and creepy person Mr.Haggard. Ted please do the T.D.Z. and America a favor, lower your head in shame, go away and never be seen again. Ted Haggard you have earned a hallowed seat in the “Creepy Hall Of Perv.” Now go forth and and disgust all that lay eyes upon thee.
Categories: The Creepy Hall of Perv | Tags: political humor, Political Satire, scandal, Ted Haggard | 1 Comment »
February 23, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Harry, the creepy, soft-talking, grease-ball is at it again! This time he made a threat to his fellow Nevadans. How did he threaten them? Well, ‘Scary Harry,’ while talking about the highly saturated domestic crisis shelters in his home state, said – “Men, when they’re out of work, tend to become abusive. . .” So let me get this right Harry, you creepy goon…what you’re saying is that next November if you’re not reelected you’re going to become abusive? Because you’re surely going to be out of a job for none other than being abusive, not to your wife though, rather to your fellow republican senators, the American people, and your constituents! You better get a good marriage therapist now, you’re going to need one next November, butt-face-Reid!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: domestic abuse, Funny, Harry Reid, Liberal, Nevada shelter, obama, Politics, republican, Senate, The Daily Zing, Voters, white house | 1 Comment »
February 22, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Janeane Garofalo… who? And “has been” Rosie O’donnell recently demonstrated their stupidity and ignorance. While one snarling wildebeest would jealously spew corrosive venom, the other wallowed in self loathing pity. I remember the good ol’ days when Rosie worked for VH1 on “Stand Up Spotlight.” She was funny, cuddly and friendly. Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot happened? And again I ask, “who is this Garofalo person, and why do I want to smash my head into a brick wall when she speaks?” Perhaps she is the nanny for Rosie’s children? If someone who grows a dependency on prescribed medication for a legitimate back injury is a so called “junkie,” according to Rosie O’donnell and her personal assistant. What then would you call a person who knowingly and willingly seeks out cocaine, a known illegal drug, and uses it? We would call that person Barack Obama. If you must hear Rosie and her house maid’s snarling conversation click here. But don’t say I didn’t warn you, it will hurt your brain.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: attack, glenn beck, janeane garofalo, jealous, rosie o'donnell, rush limbaugh, sean hannity, venom, wildebeest | 1 Comment »
The old saying- “God made some guys perfect, and the rest he gave hair” statement sure as Hell doesn’t make sense when you’re talking about ‘not so Harry Knox’ (a member of Obama’s faith-based advisory council). This creepy little shiny domed, extra terrestrial, freak must have lost his brains with his hair. Harry claims that the Pope is “hurting people in the name of Jesus” because he doesn’t support the use of condoms as a successful means to reducing the spread of HIV in Africa… Hey Harry, your new nickname is ‘Airy Harry’ because you’re freakin’ brainless! All you’ve got is air in that bald, E.T. looking, dome of yours! Get a clue, ya goon! Of course the Pope is against condoms as a method of preventing HIV in Africa; however, he’s surely for a method that would actually rid Africa of HIV for good. It’s called abstinence, dork-face! Furthermore, the TDZ has also come up with a cure for HIV in Africa…it’s called the ‘Scary Airy Harry Method’ and all it consists of is that all men carry around a 3×5 photo in their back pocket of the extra terrestrial, ‘Airy Harry.’ Anytime they’re approached for a little ‘luvin’,’ they just flash that card at the person and they’ll be safe forever!! President Obama, “phone home,” denounce religious bigotry, and fire this anti-catholic, extra terrestrial!!
