Well folks, Head Coach Pelosi, of team Xtreme Lib, has called in an audible for her super stain, oh I mean superstar, Harry ‘the Body’ Reid, to execute!  This very dangerous end all game involving team Xtreme Lib  vs. team U.S.A. is coming down to the wire. The game is in triple-force-it-over time. Team U.S.A.  is up, but the Lib’s are on a final goal line push. Head Coach Pelosi has called a top secret play, code named- “Slaughter Rule.” OK, let’s now go live down on the field. It’s number 0, Reid, with the bill, he drops back, fakes the pass, goes old school with a statue of liberty, then hands off to Obama, who then shoves it down the Ref’s pants, who then sneaks into the end zone!  Touchdown! Wait a second, that was the greasiest, dirtiest, most dishonest play ever! Basically, the “Slaughter rule” takes the very controversial health care bill, sticks it into another bill, then they vote on the second and less known bill, and abracadabra,  the controversial bill is passed and the crooked politicians are not connected to it.  Kind of sounds like a little trick they used in the housing market. Wall Street nuggets would take crap loans, bundle them with other loans, get a AAA rating on it (of which it does not deserve) and four years later, economic ruin with 10% plus unemployment! Sorry team Xtreme Lib, but this game is over, the people have spoken, you LOSE!!!!

It doesn’t matter!  It’s a big old dog and pony show!   So Harry, Nancy and Barack, what about the 99,280 people that are going to die from 2010 to 2014 before the bill is enacted?  Do their lives not matter?

If you crazy Lib’s want to get up on the podium and put on some sob story about 68 Americans dying each day to lack of health care reform, why in Sam Hell would you not make the bill take effect immediately so you could save the nearly 100,000 lives that will supposedly be lost without immediate health reform?

May I answer this one?  It’s because the White House, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are a bunch of power hungry, big government, control freaks, that want to run our lives by controlling the most vital part of our lives, our health!  They couldn’t care less about those 100,000 people dying!

Furthermore, isn’t ironic how these elitist, liberal, butt-nuggets are going to enact a health care reform bill of which they’ll not have to participate themselves?  What great leaders you are ‘Aunt P-lo’ and ‘Uncle Hair-ball!’  You’re bill is so awesome that once it’s enacted you won’t even participate in the same coverage you’re proposing for the rest of the American people.  Sweet!

Why don’t you just go ahead and pass that bill tomorrow?  After all, you Lib’s control the House, the Senate and the White House?  Oh wait!  You still can’t find a way to pass the bill even having the super majorities which you have?  That bill must really suck goat dingle berries!!

Hmm. . .  Is that what you call it, ‘Aunt Wack-Face?’ During a recent conference of legislators, Speaker Pelosi said the following in regards to the health care reform bill: “Congress has to pass the bill so you can find out what’s in it, away from the fog of controversy.”  Oh really?  Tell you what ‘Aunt Botox,’ if that’s the case, why don’t you also go ahead and buy this car from me for $2.5 trillion samolians?  After it’s purchased I’ll let you look inside it, pop up the hood, and take it for a test drive . . . but not before you’ve purchased it!

You can’t fool us, ‘Madam Fake Face!’   When you say “transparent” it actually means it’s about as clear as a dirty ol’ cow-pie!  Get a freaking clue!  You’re out of your demented dome and your bill smells like a fresh cow-turd!  Nance, Do your country the best honor you possibly could and resign today!

Whilst in a public shower you poke other naked people in their chest with your finger and threaten them.

You ignore the majority of the American people who are against universal healthcare and try to shove it down their grubby little faces anyway.

You try to change the constitution to fit your agenda of socialized medicine.

You’re a woman and have a shrill voice.  Don’t believe me?  Example 1 and 2 (skip to 1:07 and then 1:30)

You pay off other senators to buy their vote for your bill.

You wear tweed or corduroy.

Your ideologies are walking contradictions.

You are for something and then against it and then for it again.

Your political heroes are mass murdering dictators who piss on human rights.

You say things like pah-ki-stahn, koh-puhn-hah-guhn

You’re accused of a sex scandal by your own party coincidently at the same time they are trying to pass a bill that you don’t support and will not vote for.

And lastly…

You might be a liberal politician if… you suck.

“Let me tell you a story about Rahm Emanuel, I was a congressman in my first eight weeks, and I was in the congressional gym, and I went down and I worked out and I went into the showers…I’m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn’t going to vote for the president’s budget. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man? By the way, what the heck is he doing in the Congressional gym, He goes there to intimidate members of Congress…He’s hated me since day one, and now he wins. Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil’s spawn! He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.” (Rep. Eric Massa D-NY)

Prison showers?

P.S. Democratic Congressman Eric “Creepy” Massa resigned amid ethics violations accusing him of man on man sexual harassment! Massa’s aide claims, and I quote, “Mr. Massa told me, he should be trying to f@#k me. Then Massa tussled my hair.” The TDZ is very confused with the Democrats homoerotic tactics of zinging one another and themselves! But it is very amusing and we really hope they keep it up.

My favorite part of Dylan’s rant was this:  “You’re wasting valuable oxygen. Can we please cut off this man’s microphone? He has no interest in answering any of my questions. Mark, a pleasure – actually not really a pleasure. It was offensive. You’re offensive. Your treatment of my show as a vehicle to spread your propaganda, ignore my questions, offensive. And an indication of what is wrong with the dialogue in this country, period. ..”

Haha!  Dylan, you sounded like a spoiled little school-boy brat crying about whom gets first player on Mario Kart. . . Dylan, the only indication we got from this is that your opinion of “dialogue in this country” is hypocritical and wack, and that you’re just a little huffy-puffy, school-boy, roid-ragin,’ freak!  Easy on the ‘needle therapy,’ bud!!

It is painful to peer upon Rangel.

Even shameful to gaze upon his hair dangle.

The famous politician side part is not newfangled,

but since its birth, quite disdainful .

From this side view it curls towards the sky angle.

Please don’t touch, and be careful not to mangle,

for it is a nightmare to comb and untangle.

Do not mock or he will pounce upon thee like a big tiger bangle.

Dare not to accuse him of tax evasion, or he shall find thee and strangle.

The poem is over for I can’t find more words to rope nor to wrangle.