Mission Statement

Four score and countless combovers ago, Washington said goodbye to the common sense representatives of the people and brought forth a gaggle of greasy goons, also known as politicians. These grease balls have instilled, in the minds of many, the illogical lunacy that a nation controlled by the government will somehow create a state of Utopia throughout the U.S. of A. And yes, once this Utopia is obtained the earth will magically stop melting, or is it freezing… Oh, shoot!! I can’t remember anymore.

We, the brothers of The Daily Zing, bring forth to you an information technology site like you’ve never seen before. A site that will provide humorous accounts of the idiocy, the hypocrisy, the greed, the pork, the double standard, the injustice, and the socialistic ideas being formulated by our “so called“ representatives currently running our country. Our dear Americans, we, the volunteer army of zing, promise to bring to you common sense humor, and an occasional ad hominem, in an attempt to remind you & the rest of our great nation of the principles & values upon which our country was founded. It is our prayer, yes we said “prayer,” that we citizens will again start voting for common sense Americans who have similar qualities to those of the founding fathers.

Our fellow cyber soldiers, The Daily Zing asks for your support throughout this epic & never ending battle. We know that we will not be able to accomplish anything without your support. The Great Ronaldus Magnus once said- “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.” Let us not forget how fragile our freedom really is. Please share your thoughts on our site, please tell your family & friends about us, and please keep standing up for what’s right in your everyday life. God bless!