Millions Hit by Plague Worse than Swine Flu:

November 18, 2009 | Posted by TDZ

This plague has hammered the U.S. like Bill Clinton hammered… Whoa, Nelly! OK, I’ll slow my roll on that simile. I’ll try again. This plague has nailed the U.S. like a carpenter used to nail a wall together before Obama became President. This plague has doubled in the last 10 months like Al Gore’s pocket book doubled over the past 10 years. This plague has strengthened Arizona’s 15^th district like spinach strengthened Popeye the Sailor Man. The problem is that the 15^th district of Arizona is about as real as the 15 sniper shots fired at Hillary Clinton when she traveled to Bosnia in 1996. (For those of you graduates from Columbia University, Hillary was never fired upon & the 15^th district does not exist, unless you’re getting your “facts” by using the Obama administration’s $18 million dollar website, recovery.gov, solely created to track the U.S.’s economic job recovery (http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/jobs-saved-created-congressional-districts-exist/story?id=9097853). This plague, known as unemployment, has hit more than 15 million of you harder than the ‘Sultan of Swat’ could ever have hit a baseball, and to you, I apologize. I wish this plague was as easy to cure as poking a Tamiflu vaccination in your buttocks, but I’m not that naive. I may have been born in the night, but it wasn’t last night. Moreover, I surely don’t believe our bumper-sticker-slogan-president has what it takes to cure this plague. And, as for you lib’s, I think you all should move to Arizona’s 15^th district, it’s located about 100 miles south of San Diego and I hear the jobs are really ‘booming’ out there!