Hollyweird Actorvists

December 16, 2009 | Posted by TDZ

To celebrate the release of Avatar, ‘Hollyweird’s’ biggest, most high-tech, action packed, eye popping digital 3-D enhanced, liberal propaganda saturated, $300 million dollar mega-blockbuster, The Daily Zing zings you, Mr. James Cameron, and your fellow ‘Actorvists’ from La-La Land.  Avatar is pro-indigenous-native, anti-corporate, anti-imperialist, anti-U.S. Iraq War effort, anti-U.S. in Afghanistan, and of course, it shows the so called effects of global warming and its consequences.

We at The Daily Zing want to thank you Mr. Commie Cameron and your fellow brilliant ‘Actorvists’ for teaching all Americans how to hate America like you do.  To show how weird you ‘Hollyweird Actorvists’ are we have compiled some of Hollyweird’s greatest quotes:

“Bin Laden didn’t come from the abstract. He came from somewhere, and if you look where … you’ll see America’s hand of villainy.” (Harry Belafonte)
Wow that’s pure genius Mr. Harry Belacommie! America created the Muslim extremist! Wait I thought Muslim radicals have been around for hundreds of years though. I guess your logic has escaped me! Can you say Nugget alert?

“It’s true; Chávez may not be a good man. But he may well be a great one.” (Sean Penn)
Hmm… Chavez has tightened controls on the media, minimized the power of Venezuela’s Congress, is attempting to redefine private property, and trying to remove term limits.  I’m sure Penn knows that, but wow that does sound great!  Great if you’re the Dictator that is!

“You think everyone over there is a college graduate? They’re 19 and 20-year-old kids who couldn’t get a job… You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they’re not war experts… They’re not the best people to ask about the war because they’re gonna die any second.” (Richard Belzer)
Belzer you are a total stain on the under pants of America, and I think you sustained brain damage when Hulk Hogan knocked you out! (click here)

“Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America.” (Rosie O’Donnell)
Hey Rosie, your logic is really throwing me for a loop! I would try to think of something funny and witty to zing you with, but you’re just a total nut job!

On to the next quote!

“I would think that if you understood what Communism was, you would hope, you would pray on your knees, that we would someday become communists.” (Jane Fonda)
Jane Fonda, you are out of your dome!  My football coach/History teacher was a Vietnam vet.  He thought you should have been hanged for treason the minute you stepped off the plane from Hanoi! Two words- “’nuff said!”

“I mean, I think, Iraqis, I think, feel that if we drove smaller cars, maybe we wouldn’t have to kill them for their oil.” (Bill Mahr)
Ohhhh Billy!  The problem is that we only get about 4% of our oil from Iraq.( http://www.heritage.org/Research/EnergyandEnvironment/images/EC_2_lg.gif ) Nice try butt-nugget!

“I did not support Operation Desert Fox.” (Janeane Garofalo)
Well that’s just great Janeane, but I have one question for you, Whiskey, Tango,  Foxtrot… aka what the freak is “Desert Fox?”  P.S. you’re a moron!

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