Some say short lives are filled with more life than those who lived the longest. And this may hold true for Global Warming. Global Warming was born sometime in the 70’s and set out on a journey to spread its message of deceit. Indeed, many people clung tightly to its message, even though it was based on no factual evidence, and there were just as many scientists to oppose it as there were who championed it. There were a small number of highly intelligent people who refused to believe the hype. Stead fast in their knowledge of the emotional, irrational state of the liberal, many conservatives stood firmly on the platform of fact and basic common sense to dispute and argue these wild claims of the earth’s end. Yes, it is somewhat sad to see Global Warming go, but now we can sleep well at night knowing the earth is safe. Al Gore, please return your Nobel Peace Prize, it was awarded to you based on lies, deceit and false science. Funeral services will be postponed due to snow storms.
For all the facts on the death of Global Warming, read here.
The Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works will hold a hearing entitled, “Global Warming Impacts, Including Public Health, in the United States.”
UPDATE: The following Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works hearings have been postponed due to this week’s inclement weather.
News flash Mr. Dempsey! Instead of postponing the hearing titled “Global Warming Impacts, Including Public Health, in the United States,” perhaps you should save every ones time and taxpayer dollars and cancel it permanently! It’s time to wake up and smell the frost, open your eyes and see the white out, pull your head out and put on a beanie. Stop paying homage to Albert ‘Green House’ Gore and go make a snow man! Enough is enough with the error filled, number cooked, dirty scientist, phony baloney man made global warming B.S.!
P.S. Feel free to shoot ol’ Matt Dempsey an e-mail and let him know your opinion on the matter!
Attention fellow conservative cyber warriors of freedom! The Daily Zing.com’s message has resonated in the big, fat and hairy ears of the left. Over the weekend our TDZ team intercepted some classified footage of Nancy, Harry, Arlen and Robert Byrd meeting in a secret, dark room conspiring on how to stop The Daily Zing.com from exposing all of their shady misdoings. Conservative cyber warriors, consider yourselves warned, and be on the lookout…they could be coming for you next!
Welcome to psychotherapy, earthling.Please initiate your staring process into the whirlwind beneath my arms.As you do, you will start feeling very sleepy.You will begin seeing the future of the world.A world burned from the chemical excrement released by a generation of ignorant, pickup-driving, Bush-loving, rednecks who refused to heed to the global warming warning from Father Greenhouse Gore.Now, as you go forth staring into the whirlwind, sleepiness will overtake your mind and you will start seeing laser-like strips of green passing through the darkness behind me.Those green flashes are symbolic for all the plant life you would have saved had you heeded the warning of Father Gore.But feareth not, redneck-earthling.There is redemption for your ignorant actions.But in order to receive it, you will need the proper Wizard-of-World Power. Reach out and take a hold of a piece of the sandstone rock in front of you with your right hand, and secure the chopped down piece of tree life in your left hand.You will then rub them together in a clockwise circular motion (symbolic for the rotation of the earth around the sun) for 30 seconds.Upon completion, you will then touch your hands together, focus on the green life behind me, and feel the winds of redemption coming from the whirlwind beneath my soft, lifeless and pale hands.If you focus, you will obtain redemption and power.Well done, earthling.Now that you have Wizard-of-World Green Power, you must go forth deleting all emails, evidence, facts and details that are contrary to our global warning doctrine…just as I did with the Climategate evidence.Remember, you must act boldly and fearlessly, regardless of its legality to the law of the land.You must always remain loyal to Father Greenhouse Gore and his special words- “the earth has a fever.”And you must never accept any evidence refuting our doctrine, for it is as true as the words of The Green Chosen Ones’ words from the State of the Union Address just two nights ago.Now, with your Green-Warlock-Wizard Power, go forth and succeed!The earth’s death is rapidly approaching and by successfully getting evil corporations to pay higher taxes will save us all!Father Gore speed, brother, Father Gore speed!!!! For more, click here: http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/0110/695383.html
Isn’t it interesting what a liberal can do to a perfectly fine and functional system?For instance, what happens when you take your everyday simple stop-light and put it in the hands of your everyday simple liberal?Well, the liberal determines that the stop-light is just too harmful to the environment and it must have more efficient light bulbs.So, the eco-friendly liberal passes some bill in their state that requires all stop-light bulbs to be replaced with more efficient eco-friendly bulbs; after all, Heaven forbid those greenhouse gas releasing bulbs remain intact.They, alone, could cause 7 penguins to die in the Antarctica.So, the state goes out and buys all new eco-friendly, ‘Brother Greenhouse Gore approved,’ bulbs and then pays their hard working state employees to go replace them.Don’t worry though, we, the tax-payers, will pick up that tab…you go right ahead and save the earth and those penguins!Don’t even think twice about the increasing tax burden you’re putting on the local businesses to fund such earth-saving projects!Of course, once the bulbs are changed the earth will be a much safer environment, right?Well, not so fast you eco-friendly hippies!The problem is, you forgot one important factor… when it snows (of course only in the areas that have not been negatively affected by global warming causing stop-lights) those planet-earth-saving bulbs don’t quite produce the heat required to melt the snow and ice off of the stop-lights like the old penguin-killing bulbs did.As a result, you get people running stop-lights and causing traffic accidents because they can’t see the signal from the stop-light.(http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/79008352.html)But hey, at least those people getting rammed by cars running stop-lights won’t be melted by the sun, or be the reason for 7 penguins dying in the Antarctica… Only the gentle, illogical and destructive touch of the liberal could result in something this awesome!
February 17, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Global Warming
Categories: Daily Zings | 
Tags: Al Gore, death of global warming, global warming disproved, global warming fraud, ipcc, phony science | 
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