Attention fellow conservative cyber warriors of freedom! The Daily Zing.com’s message has resonated in the big, fat and hairy ears of the left. Over the weekend our TDZ team intercepted some classified footage of Nancy, Harry, Arlen and Robert Byrd meeting in a secret, dark room conspiring on how to stop The Daily Zing.com from exposing all of their shady misdoings. Conservative cyber warriors, consider yourselves warned, and be on the lookout…they could be coming for you next!
Arlen Specter’s spectacle! Much like Arlen’s leap across party lines, his hair has followed suit and taken the leap across his balding dome. Going from right to left not only may have saved Arlen’s political career but absolutely saved his scalp skin from serious sun damage and countless applications of sun burn soothing aloe vera. Many have considered Arlen’s move a bit controversial and quite desperate, but personally I think the comb-over was a great idea. It covers hair loss, protects the scalp and dupes us all into believing he is a young, stalwart and virile man. I give Arlen’s spectacle a stage-3 ranking, and with a little time, a lot of work and maybe a touch of luck he can rock a “Total Eclipse of the Dome,” if he’s man enough that is.
“Mommy! I don’t care if you don’t have any money! I want that Sponge Bob doll, and that Xbox, and that video game, and that bike, and that swing-set!! Wah-wah-wah!” Like a spoiled brat throwing a fit in Toys-R-Us, our representatives just threw a fit at Earmarks-R-US, aka Capitol Hill. However, unlike Mommy’s credit card, Capitol Hill’s credit card is, apparently, unlimited and Mommy (Obama) isn’t afraid to use it. What’s that… sniff, sniff… can you smell that… sniff, sniff… uh… it smells like… uh- hypocrisy… Remember this? Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV0Grra3QHs “…the earmarks process has been abused…” No, Sir, with all due respect, your brain has been abused! Our country has over a $12 trillion dollar deficit and you’re going to sign a bill that has over 5,000 earmarks??
Facts:
The Omnibus Spending Bill is a $1.1 trillion (with a “T”) dollar spending bill and is only less than 1/3 of the proposed annual budget for the fiscal year 2010… Can you say- too much, too soon?
The bill is over 1,000 pages long… Hmmm… This means that each page has a value of over $1 billion (with a “B”) dollars… The average 12-font-double-spaced page roughly contains 250 words… So, what you’re saying is that every word in this bill is valued at $4 million (with an “M”) dollars? Can you say- over priced?
The bill contains over 5,000 earmarks… Hmmm… This means that for every 50 words in the bill there is an earmark. Can you say- Washington politics as usual?
One example of an earmark in this bill… $2.7 million to “support & study surgical operations in Outer Space”… Looks like Dr. Spock and the Trekkies are even going to get a piece of this bill. Can you say- live long and accumulate debt?
No need to worry though guys, The White-house, through the economic & genius support of their royal highness, President Obama, intend to “significantly reduce the deficit” during his “first term” by way of implementing spending cuts like- the Health Care Bill and the Cap & Trade Bill. One more question… Can you say- “hope & change” and debt is awesome?
February 1, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Categories: TDZ Videos | 
Tags: Al Gore, arlen specter, Democrates, Funny, liberals, Nancy Pelosi, political humor, Political Satire, political scandal, Politics, Robert Byrd, secret meeting, T1000, Terminator | 
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