February 22, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Janeane Garofalo… who? And “has been” Rosie O’donnell recently demonstrated their stupidity and ignorance. While one snarling wildebeest would jealously spew corrosive venom, the other wallowed in self loathing pity. I remember the good ol’ days when Rosie worked for VH1 on “Stand Up Spotlight.” She was funny, cuddly and friendly. Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot happened? And again I ask, “who is this Garofalo person, and why do I want to smash my head into a brick wall when she speaks?” Perhaps she is the nanny for Rosie’s children? If someone who grows a dependency on prescribed medication for a legitimate back injury is a so called “junkie,” according to Rosie O’donnell and her personal assistant. What then would you call a person who knowingly and willingly seeks out cocaine, a known illegal drug, and uses it? We would call that person Barack Obama. If you must hear Rosie and her house maid’s snarling conversation click here. But don’t say I didn’t warn you, it will hurt your brain.
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October 22, 2009 | Posted by admin
Following the lead of Hugo Chavez, President Obama, and his Mao Tse Tung praising, dead fish wielding, combover adorning, cabinet, have criticized Fox News and declared that they are not a news source. They also said that the Secretary of the Treasury, “Turbo-Tax Tim Geithner” made an “honest mistake” on his taxes. Anyhow, they have asked other news organizations to ignore the news stories that Fox breaks. Awesome President Cast… I mean Obama. If we follow your logic, President Obama, shouldn’t you be standing up for Fox News? After all, you & your cabinet are strong proponents of equal air time on radio & cable TV, ie- “Fairness Doctrine.” Since Fox News is the only right-of-center news network on cable TV, you should actually be forcing CNN and MSNBC to share their air time with FOX News so that the viewers of CNN and MSNBC can be “fairly” informed by both sides of the aisle. Wait! There aren’t really any viewers on CNN and MSNBC so just forget about that comment.
OK, OK, OK, back to this championship fight. We’re stoked about our main event. We have the Whitehouse vs. Fox News. We predict Fox News will come out strong in the first two rounds with Fox & Friends. We think the 3rd, 4th and 5th rounds are going to be tough as Anita Dunn uses her Mao Tse Tung evil revolutionary techniques to take down the Fox Report and Studio B. Fear not though, the 7th and 8th round will be dominated by Fox News as Cavuto & Beck bring back a burst of energy to beat down David Axelrod. At this point we predict the Whitehouse will realize their losing, get desperate, and send out their closer, Sir Dancing Dead Fish Emanual; however, his dancing will not be able to withstand the power and force of the O’Reilly, Hannity, Greta uppercut that will ultimately knock out the Whitehouse. Only time will tell, but we feel safe putting our money where our mouth is. In another great bout (Taliban vs. Women’s rights) we feel as long as the women of Iraq and Afganistan have the US military in there corner they will be victorious. The other fight that we’re really excited about is The Governator vs. The Cyborgs. After being denied the request to blow up the CA state deficit with a bazooka, we’re sure he’s looking to “blow off some steam, Bennet.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: anita dunn, attack, david axelrod, fox news, glenn beck, not a news source, obama, rahm emanuel, sean hannity | 7 Comments »
Janeane Garofalo… who? And “has been” Rosie O’donnell recently demonstrated their stupidity and ignorance. While one snarling wildebeest would jealously spew corrosive venom, the other wallowed in self loathing pity. I remember the good ol’ days when Rosie worked for VH1 on “Stand Up Spotlight.” She was funny, cuddly and friendly. Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot happened? And again I ask, “who is this Garofalo person, and why do I want to smash my head into a brick wall when she speaks?” Perhaps she is the nanny for Rosie’s children? If someone who grows a dependency on prescribed medication for a legitimate back injury is a so called “junkie,” according to Rosie O’donnell and her personal assistant. What then would you call a person who knowingly and willingly seeks out cocaine, a known illegal drug, and uses it? We would call that person Barack Obama. If you must hear Rosie and her house maid’s snarling conversation click here. But don’t say I didn’t warn you, it will hurt your brain.
