Flaw & Disorder

December 11, 2009 | Posted by TDZ

We know that all of you wake up Friday morning and scurry down your stairs to view our Friday comb-over or creation zing. This week we are breaking from this schedule due to an “Emergency Nugget Interruption.” However, the extreme nuggets we are going to zing do happen to have a comb-over and a creation. Coincidence? I think not! Dick (we couldn’t agree more) Wolf, or his real name, Richard Anthony, is the creator of “Law and Order,” but more importantly, he is a moron. Recently, on “Law and Order” they covered a case where a man went on a killing spree of immigrant children. Guess what the show tried to blame for this man’s killing spree. Mental problems? A terrible childhood? Liberals? Keith Olbermann? Negative folks! They tried to pin it on Rush Limbaugh, O’Reilly and Beck. Well Dick, you are a very small, flaccid man and you don’t have the cojones to appear on any of their shows to discuss your ranting lunacy. Your hair sucks and so does your show! Your ratings are down, so I guess it’s the old “let’s say ridiculous things and hope to get some more ratings bit.” You, Unckie Harry Reid and Alan Dis-Grayson are running the same wack play out of the same wack book. Now on to Richard “Butt-Face” Belzer, who plays a small role on “Law and Order.” A few years ago this genius said the military is full of “uneducated people” who “couldn’t get jobs anywhere else.” Well, I guess the old saying is true, idiots do stick together. Fear not though, Belzer got his. Check out this clip of him getting choked out by Hulk Hogan. It’s 10 minutes long and worth every minute! Hogan and Mr. T zing Belzar really good, and then gave him the ultimate zing- a choke out (he really does get choked out). It’s classic! I watched it 70 times last night and it was the best Thursday evening I’ve had in ages. The highlights are 3:20-3:30, 4:26-4:36, 5:52-6:30, but you really have to watch the entire thing to fully appreciate it. P.S. Richard Belzar, how come you never told anybody that you had a twin by the name of Bea Arthur?