Week Of The Drop

November 19, 2009 | Posted by TDZ

This week of news was saturated with “drops.” Lindsey Graham’s gonads finally dropped when he questioned Eric Holder on his reasoning for bringing the KSM trial to NYC.

The new construction report for October showed that housing starts dropped by 10.6%, that is unless you live in Arizona’s “15^th District,” right Uncle Biden?

The earth’s “fever” continued to drop, despite “Captain Universe Gore” releasing another mythological book on global warming.

Hollywood’s jaw dropped when Clint Eastwood back-handed America for its current “juvenile” behavior of acting like a bunch of “teenage twits” during this recession, as he said in his GQ Magazine interview.

Congressman William Jefferson’s Louisiana home started dropping dollar bills when he was sentenced to 13 years in prison. According to TDZ sources, the fed’s unplugged his freezer at his home and when they opened the freezer-door tinfoil wrapped dollar bills went everywhere.

The nation’s will was dropped when Attorney General Holder ordered the 911 terrorists to be tried in a civilian court, despite a 65% majority of the nation wanting them to be tried in a military court.

The Associated Press’s “lower 40” staff dropped in numbers when they sent 11 reporters to Alaska to ‘debunk’ Palin’s new book, “Going Rogue.”

Rachel Maddow’s faux-marbles dropped when she saw how many copies of “Going Rogue” had already been sold.

Lou Dobbs was dropped from the CNN posse because he refused to bow to Obama.

Speaking of bowing, last but not least, Obama’s head & torso dropped when he got ‘low-low-low’ for the emperor of Japan. Perhaps we could start calling him President O-bow-ma…

And of course, these folks dropped as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7R5kA5cNy0&feature=related