February 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
“I’d like
Chrissy Matthews, host of Wiffle ball, right here tonight. I want him brought from his nutty ‘MSLSD’ studio over there on Elitist Lane, with all the other loony Libs, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his wind blown comb-over dome. And, I want to look him straight in the eyes and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing,
creepy, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred,
overstuffed,
ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed,
tingle-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” — National Lampoon’s Washington D.C. Vacation.
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February 7, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
We hope everyone has a great super bowl weekend. Ya, the halftime show is usually over rated and the commercials aren’t what they use to be, but hey at least you’re not Keith Olbermann or Chris Matthews.
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November 16, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
What are these guys thinking? They have to know what the term “teabagging” means. Here is a link if you do not know its meaning. (Not suitable for children) So if these lib’s think we’re “teabaggers”, who then do they think we’re “teabagging?” We’re teabagging them obviously! Higher taxes, teabag! Government run health care, teabag! Cap and Trade, teabag! I know Clinton knows what teabagging is, he made it presidential, just ask Monica. Keith Olberman knows what it is also, just ask Chris Matthews. As for David Shuster and Maddow, I don’t even know who these two dudes are, but I can see why they work for MSNBC. Janeane Gara…Garof… oh it doesn’t matter, you wouldn’t know who she is anyway. I don’t know why they enjoy emasculating themselves like this, but then again, I don’t understand why lib’s do half of the things they do. So, you self proclaimed comedian lib’s, keep calling us teabaggers, but just remember, you’re the ones getting teabagged!
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