Fox News Delivers a Good ol’ Fashioned Butt Whoopin’

February 3, 2010 | Posted by TDZ

Fox News viewers are a bunch of “tin foil hatters, conspiracy theorists, paranoids and racists.” –Keith, The Stain, Olbermann. “It’s really not news – it’s pushing a point of view.  And the bigger thing is that other news organizations...ought not to treat them that way, and we’re not going to treat them that way…” –White House Advisor David ‘Leather & Spice’ Axelrod. “Fox is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective…” --Rham, The Ballerina, Emmanuel. “Fox is not a traditional news organization...we don’t feel an obligation to treat them like a CNN or ABC or NBC…” --White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer

Well, Obama worshipping, liberal, butt-boys...time to get a royal facial!

According to a recent Public Policy Poll, 49 percent of Americans said they trust Fox News Channel over any other news organization…including CNN, MSNBC, HLN, ABC, NBC, and CBS.  In fact, Fox was the only national NEWS ORGANIZATION that more people trusted than distrusted… Hey, ‘Sir Leather & Spice,’ can you say- “facial!?”

Oh, what’s that…you want a little cheese with that whine? Sorry, ‘Dancin’ Dead-fish Emmanuel,’ how about a little salt on your open wound instead!

During the coverage of the Haiti earthquake Fox averaged over 1.5 million viewers compared to less than 500,000 at MSNBC. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/15/fox-news-wins-haiti-ratin_n_425422.html

During the night of the Scott Brown election Fox’s “Hannity” had over 6 million viewers…that’s almost double CNN, MSNBC, and HLN, COMBINED.  Ought oh, did someone just ‘Keith their pants?' http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/21/fox-news-ratings-explode_n_431478.html

During the ‘State of the All Talk and No Walk’…I mean, The State of the Union, Fox doubled the ratings of CNN and MSNBC, COMBINED. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-news-dominates-state-of-the-union-cable-news-ratings/

Moral to the story, the person, or organization, that seems to be “out of touch” isn’t Fox News, but rather the White House Administration and its cheerleaders in the mainstream news!  PS- You want a little cherry on top?  Fox News Channel has had 13 of the top 15 most viewed Cable News Programs in the last 5 months!

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Week Of The Drop

November 19, 2009 | Posted by TDZ

This week of news was saturated with “drops.”  Lindsey Graham’s gonads finally dropped when he questioned Eric Holder on his reasoning for bringing the KSM trial to NYC.

The new construction report for October showed that housing starts dropped by 10.6%, that is unless you live in Arizona’s “15^th District,” right Uncle Biden?

The earth’s “fever” continued to drop, despite “Captain Universe Gore” releasing another mythological book on global warming.

Hollywood’s jaw dropped when Clint Eastwood back-handed America for its current “juvenile” behavior of acting like a bunch of “teenage twits” during this recession, as he said in his GQ Magazine interview.

Congressman William Jefferson’s Louisiana home started dropping dollar bills when he was sentenced to 13 years in prison.  According to TDZ sources, the fed’s unplugged his freezer at his home and when they opened the freezer-door tinfoil wrapped dollar bills went everywhere.

The nation’s will was dropped when Attorney General Holder ordered the 911 terrorists to be tried in a civilian court, despite a 65% majority of the nation wanting them to be tried in a military court.

The Associated Press’s “lower 40” staff dropped in numbers when they sent 11 reporters to Alaska to ‘debunk’ Palin’s new book, “Going Rogue.”

Rachel Maddow’s faux-marbles dropped when she saw how many copies of “Going Rogue” had already been sold.

Lou Dobbs was dropped from the CNN posse because he refused to bow to Obama.

Speaking of bowing, last but not least, Obama’s head & torso dropped when he got ‘low-low-low’ for the emperor of Japan.   Perhaps we could start calling him President O-bow-ma…

And of course, these folks dropped as well.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7R5kA5cNy0&feature=related

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