The Real Acronym for ACORN

December 10, 2009 | Posted by TDZ

ACORN

A- Assembly of

C- Corrupt

O- Obama-worshipping

R- Radical

N - Nuggets

The year… 1970. The place… Arkansas. The organization… Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now(ACORN), aka ‘Assembly of Corrupt Obama-worshipping Radical Nuggets,’ as the TDZ prefers to call them. The goal… to assist low income families with neighborhood safety, voter registration, health care, affordable housing and other social issues. The founder… Wade Rathke, click here: http://enduringsense1.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/rathke200.jpg Does this self portrait give you any idea in which party this goon resides and supports? (Side note alert: why is it that 9 times out of 10 you can pick a liberal out of crowd by looking at three things- 1- their hair (usually shaggy & gross looking) 2- their shoes (generally some type of ‘Moses-walker-sandals’ made from hemp) 3- their vehicle (usually a Suburu Hatchback or some little rusty orange colored lawnmower with wheels) Back to business! Fast forward nearly 40 years from 1970 to the present time. ACORN is still around and has nearly 400,000 members. Over 10% of their yearly funds come from the federal government, they also get additional funding from state governments. They claim to be “nonpartisan;” however, they’ve lobbied at every Democratic National Convention since 1980, and they’re political action committee overwhelmingly supports candidates of the liberal left wing… Is that what nonpartisan means? I guess Mark Levin is nonpartisan too. Today they’re know for their honesty & integrity. For example, the brother of ACORN’s founder, Dale Rathke, is a real straight shooter. He was recently caught for embezzling nearly $1 million dollars from ACORN. Since ACORN is so honest, they decided to just handle the embezzlement charges as an “internal issue.” They love to give back to their community too, that’s why they have over 25 tax liens pending against them. They’re an extremely helpful organization as well; in fact, they were recently caught in the act of advising undercover reporters, dressed up as a pimp & prostitute, on how to claim their prostitution money legally. They’re extremely by the books & keep excellent records; this was shown by their recent effort to throw out hundreds of personal files of their past “clients” into an open dumpster in a parking lot. When it comes to voting, they stand up for democracy; they even managed to register Mickey Mouse and a plethora of deceased Americans. How does such an organization possibly get federal funding? Well, just ask Sir ACORN himself, aka President Obama. He worked for them in Chicago in his early career. Man, that Obama… isn’t he so perfect? He started his political career in the living room of an unrepentant terrorist (William Ayers), went to sermons of a very peaceful, spiritual & patriotic pastor (Jeremiah Wright) for 20 years, and worked for a very helpful, honest and clean organization known as ACORN… I guess that’s how they got their name- the Assembly of Corrupt Obama-worshipping Radical Nuggets.