March 17, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Well folks, Head Coach Pelosi, of team Xtreme Lib, has called in an audible for her super stain, oh I mean superstar, Harry ‘the Body’ Reid, to execute! This very dangerous end all game involving team Xtreme Lib vs. team U.S.A. is coming down to the wire. The game is in triple-force-it-over time. Team U.S.A. is up, but the Lib’s are on a final goal line push. Head Coach Pelosi has called a top secret play, code named- “Slaughter Rule.” OK, let’s now go live down on the field. It’s number 0, Reid, with the bill, he drops back, fakes the pass, goes old school with a statue of liberty, then hands off to Obama, who then shoves it down the Ref’s pants, who then sneaks into the end zone! Touchdown! Wait a second, that was the greasiest, dirtiest, most dishonest play ever! Basically, the “Slaughter rule” takes the very controversial health care bill, sticks it into another bill, then they vote on the second and less known bill, and abracadabra, the controversial bill is passed and the crooked politicians are not connected to it. Kind of sounds like a little trick they used in the housing market. Wall Street nuggets would take crap loans, bundle them with other loans, get a AAA rating on it (of which it does not deserve) and four years later, economic ruin with 10% plus unemployment! Sorry team Xtreme Lib, but this game is over, the people have spoken, you LOSE!!!!
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March 4, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
What is the deal with N.Y.C. this week? The T.D.Z. on Monday highlighted the many dirty dealings of New York Congressman Charlie Rangel (click here). Now, as if trying to upstage that dishonorable feat, New York Governor David Paterson is dropping scandals like it’s hot! Paterson was brought into fill the very dirty shoes of Eliot “Client #9″ Spitzer… so you would think Paterson would be cautious, but that is not the case. On his first day in office, Paterson revealed he had cheated on his wife, then the next week he admitted to using marijuana and cocaine! Sounds like Paterson not only has the integrity and morals to be a great Governor, but should aspire to become president. Paterson has been laying low for the most part as of late, but all that changed the last couple weeks when allegations came forth that Paterson interfered with a criminal investigation of his personal aid. Paterson’s aid was accused of beating and sexually assaulting a woman. So like any dirty politician with power would do, Paterson has been harassing and even personally calling the victim…asking her to drop the charges. Now, just today, new charges of breaking ethics laws on receiving gifts have come to light. ‘Patty,’ let’s set the record straight, you are a philandering, coke and weed using, victim intimidating, thief! Governor, you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting!
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March 1, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
How crooked is Chucky Rangel? Let thee count the ways!
1. Chucky rented four, rent-stabilized apartments in a Harlem luxury building and used one of them as his campaign office. This arrangement violates New York State and city laws that require a rent-stabilized apartment to be used as one’s primary residence. After the story broke, Rangel promptly moved the office from his apartment and filed an ethics complaint against himself.
2. Chucky used congressional stationery to solicit funds for his personal foundation from companies with business before his committee. In response, Rangel filed another ethics complaint against himself. P.S. Rangel also secured a $1.9 million earmark for his foundation, the Charles B. Rangel Center for Public Service AKA “The Monument to Rangel.” Reminds me of the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
3. Chucky failed to disclose income earned renting out his Caribbean villa. Rangel failed to report the $75,000 in income not only on his congressional disclosure forms, but also on his state and federal income tax filings. Also, Rangel hadn’t paid interest on the villa’s mortgage for 10 years. Due to his sweetheart loan he received from Theodore Kheel, a prominent New York slime ball labor lawyer. Mr. Kheel, has given tens of thousands of dollars to Mr. Rangel’s campaigns over the past decade. Rangel once again, called for an ethics investigation against himself.
4. Chucky violated Congressional gift rules by accepting corporate-sponsored trips to the Caribbean in 2007 and 2008. The House Ethics Committee stated that it had admonished Representative Charles B. Rangel for gift rules violations.
Folks I could go on all day airing out Chucky Rangel’s dirty laundry and pulling skeletons out of his multiple closets in D.C., Harlem, and Dominican villas! When I googled “Charlie Rangel scandals” my computer almost crashed for crying out loud. Bottom line is that Rangel is on his tenth strike! Will Pelosi and the Dems ever take some responsibility and fire this crooked loser? We’d like to file an ethics complaint against Charlie Rangel’s bunt (butt in front), seen here.
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