March 15, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
It’s a zing off. Look out cause the zings are flying. First Sen. Scott Brown zinged Obama for pushing a health care bill that America doesn’t want. Then, David Axlerod (and It’s been months since we have zinged you. I don’t know why though because you are so zing worthy. Yes your comb over is wack and your leather outfits resemble that of a homosexual biker gang) zinged Brown for zinging Obama. That’s cute David, sticking up for your guy like that, “Nobody puts Barack in the corner.” Then Sen. Lindsey “Grahamnesty” zinged Axlerod for zinging Brown for zinging Obama. Then the TDZ zinged “Ghramnesty” for being a lame Republican. It has been a real zing chain of events. In any event, Axlerod is creepy and gives children nightmares but he’s not as creepy as this.
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Tags: barack obama, david axelrod, grahamnesty, Health Care, lindsey graham, scott brown, zing | 
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February 3, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Fox News viewers are a bunch of “tin foil hatters, conspiracy theorists, paranoids and racists.” –Keith, The Stain, Olbermann. “It’s really not news – it’s pushing a point of view. And the bigger thing is that other news organizations...ought not to treat them that way, and we’re not going to treat them that way…” –White House Advisor David ‘Leather & Spice’ Axelrod. “Fox is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective…” --Rham, The Ballerina, Emmanuel. “Fox is not a traditional news organization...we don’t feel an obligation to treat them like a CNN or ABC or NBC…” --White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer
Well, Obama worshipping, liberal, butt-boys...time to get a royal facial!
According to a recent Public Policy Poll, 49 percent of Americans said they trust Fox News Channel over any other news organization…including CNN, MSNBC, HLN, ABC, NBC, and CBS. In fact, Fox was the only national NEWS ORGANIZATION that more people trusted than distrusted… Hey, ‘Sir Leather & Spice,’ can you say- “facial!?”
Oh, what’s that…you want a little cheese with that whine? Sorry, ‘Dancin’ Dead-fish Emmanuel,’ how about a little salt on your open wound instead!
During the coverage of the Haiti earthquake Fox averaged over 1.5 million viewers compared to less than 500,000 at MSNBC. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/15/fox-news-wins-haiti-ratin_n_425422.html
During the night of the Scott Brown election Fox’s “Hannity” had over 6 million viewers…that’s almost double CNN, MSNBC, and HLN, COMBINED. Ought oh, did someone just ‘Keith their pants?' http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/21/fox-news-ratings-explode_n_431478.html
During the ‘State of the All Talk and No Walk’…I mean, The State of the Union, Fox doubled the ratings of CNN and MSNBC, COMBINED. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-news-dominates-state-of-the-union-cable-news-ratings/
Moral to the story, the person, or organization, that seems to be “out of touch” isn’t Fox News, but rather the White House Administration and its cheerleaders in the mainstream news! PS- You want a little cherry on top? Fox News Channel has had 13 of the top 15 most viewed Cable News Programs in the last 5 months!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: ABC, CBS, cnn, david axelrod, FNC ratings, Fox, fox news, Fox News ratings, funny politics, Hannity, HLN, keith olbermann, liberals, msnbc, NBC, obama, Olberstain, political humor, Political Satire, Rham Emanuel, sean hannity, The Daily Zing, white house, zing | 1 Comment »
October 22, 2009 | Posted by admin
Following the lead of Hugo Chavez, President Obama, and his Mao Tse Tung praising, dead fish wielding, combover adorning, cabinet, have criticized Fox News and declared that they are not a news source. They also said that the Secretary of the Treasury, “Turbo-Tax Tim Geithner” made an “honest mistake” on his taxes. Anyhow, they have asked other news organizations to ignore the news stories that Fox breaks. Awesome President Cast… I mean Obama. If we follow your logic, President Obama, shouldn’t you be standing up for Fox News? After all, you & your cabinet are strong proponents of equal air time on radio & cable TV, ie- “Fairness Doctrine.” Since Fox News is the only right-of-center news network on cable TV, you should actually be forcing CNN and MSNBC to share their air time with FOX News so that the viewers of CNN and MSNBC can be “fairly” informed by both sides of the aisle. Wait! There aren’t really any viewers on CNN and MSNBC so just forget about that comment.
OK, OK, OK, back to this championship fight. We’re stoked about our main event. We have the Whitehouse vs. Fox News. We predict Fox News will come out strong in the first two rounds with Fox & Friends. We think the 3rd, 4th and 5th rounds are going to be tough as Anita Dunn uses her Mao Tse Tung evil revolutionary techniques to take down the Fox Report and Studio B. Fear not though, the 7th and 8th round will be dominated by Fox News as Cavuto & Beck bring back a burst of energy to beat down David Axelrod. At this point we predict the Whitehouse will realize their losing, get desperate, and send out their closer, Sir Dancing Dead Fish Emanual; however, his dancing will not be able to withstand the power and force of the O’Reilly, Hannity, Greta uppercut that will ultimately knock out the Whitehouse. Only time will tell, but we feel safe putting our money where our mouth is. In another great bout (Taliban vs. Women’s rights) we feel as long as the women of Iraq and Afganistan have the US military in there corner they will be victorious. The other fight that we’re really excited about is The Governator vs. The Cyborgs. After being denied the request to blow up the CA state deficit with a bazooka, we’re sure he’s looking to “blow off some steam, Bennet.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: anita dunn, attack, david axelrod, fox news, glenn beck, not a news source, obama, rahm emanuel, sean hannity | 7 Comments »
October 21, 2009 | Posted by admin
And everything not nice, thats what combovers are made of. Notice how David Axelrod’s stage 2 comb-over lies gently across his dome. It gives off a creepy “come-hither” vibe while the leather says “but dont say I didn’t warn you.” That’s a real good look for you David! Greasy political figure by day, leather daddy by night.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: comb-over, david axelrod, leather daddy | 6 Comments »
It’s a zing off. Look out cause the zings are flying. First Sen. Scott Brown zinged Obama for pushing a health care bill that America doesn’t want. Then, David Axlerod (and It’s been months since we have zinged you. I don’t know why though because you are so zing worthy. Yes your comb over is wack and your leather outfits resemble that of a homosexual biker gang) zinged Brown for zinging Obama. That’s cute David, sticking up for your guy like that, “Nobody puts Barack in the corner.” Then Sen. Lindsey “Grahamnesty” zinged Axlerod for zinging Brown for zinging Obama. Then the TDZ zinged “Ghramnesty” for being a lame Republican. It has been a real zing chain of events. In any event, Axlerod is creepy and gives children nightmares but he’s not as creepy as this.
