David “Goonster” Shuster
December 30, 2009 | Posted by TDZ 
David the Goonster Shuster strikes again! The other day Sir Shuster got butt-hurt at the Drudge Report for running a story about the possibility of Senator Baucus being ‘crunk’ (crazy-drunk) when he took the floor of the Senate and went on an over 5 minute long tirade about health care reform and how the Republicans are just the ”party of no.” Of course, Dung-head-for-brains David decided he’d really get back at the Drudge Report and its readers for posting that story. How would he do such a thing you ask? Well, to the logical mind, aka conservative thinking mind, one would think the best way would be to disprove the Drudge Report’s story…but no…David Dingle-dork thought of something way more ingenious than that. He decided he’d just attack the Drudge Report & its readers by sending out a Tweet on Twitter to all 13 of his followers and just call the Drudge Report “repulsive” and its readers a bunch of “Wingnuts.” Ouch! David-Dingleberry, do anything but call us “Wingnuts,” we just cannot handle that harsh type of criticism. Man, you Utopian seeking liberal ideologues make The Art of Zinging way too easy! As usual, Dingleberry-dung-head-David, followed the leftist & communist style approach of personally attacking the informer rather than discrediting the informer’s theory. Click here and judge for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Y9X5ggxzA Hey Dung-head David, one question for you- I ashk one-uh uh question… group of a 6 repub-republica-cans…you know-uh whoat happen- uh- happened –uh…attack the bill, attack the bill, attack the bill, attack the bill…Senator uh-Grass-uh-ly…uh…I reclaim my time…constantly, constantly, pressured him..Pressured him…uh-Grassly said-uh…Dingleberry-David, are you a fully functional human being? You cannot open-mindedly watch that clip and conclude that Senator ‘Crunkus’ Baucus was not inebriated…unless, of course, you’re a leftist-ideologue lunatic like you, Sir David Goonster Shuster the Dingleberry-dung-head!!
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Tags: david shuster, drudge report, drunk, drunk on senate floor, max baucus, msnbc, republicans, senator baucus drunk, tweet, twitter | 
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