January 14, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
‘Captain of the Left, Sir Grease Ball Billionaire,’ George Soros, strikes gold…black gold!‘ The leftist ideologue recently struck an $811 million dollar deal with an “evil, rich and big oil” company by the name of Petrobras (a Brazilian state controlled oil company). The intriguing part of this deal lies in the facts…you know, those important details that liberals like to conveniently ignore for their own benefit. You see, ironically, George was towards the top of the recently released visitor’s list at the White House. In addition, somehow this anti-capitalist billionaire hedge fund manager happened to perfectly guess when to invest $811 million dollars into Petrobras, that “big & evil oil company.” “Coincidentally,” George invested his $811 million right before Obama committed $2 Billion in U.S. taxpayer loans to help this “big & evil oil company” drill off-shore in Brazil. Now, isn’t that a coincidence!? You don’t possibly think those regular meetings at the White House had anything to do with Obama and George’s mutual interest in Brazil’s state controlled oil company do you? Heavens-to-Betsy, no! Obama is a “new kind of politician,” right!? Wrong! Obama’s just as greasy as the rest of the power hungry elitist freaks running our country! Rather than allowing our own country to drill for oil, which would create thousands of jobs, increase tax revenue, and decrease our dependency on foreign oil, Obama prefers to give those jobs and billions of dollars to another country. This way, not only does it achieve the butt-kissing necessary to make Brazil “like the U.S more,” but; more importantly, he can make ‘Captain of the Left, Sir Grease Ball Billionaire,’ George Soros richer, the United States capitalist system weaker, and the George Soros funded leftist organizations (CAP, MoveOn.org, ACT) more powerful!! Oh yeah, I totally get it now…that’s “change I can believe in.” http://hotair.com/archives/2009/08/18/good-news-obama-backs-off-shore-drilling/
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January 11, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Say what? He said what? Harry Reid said what? Some interesting news regarding Nevada’s Senator Reid surfaced this past week, and it wasn’t ‘purdy.’ He said Barack Obama was “light skinned” and “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” HA-HA- HA-HA! I know it, you know it, and most of us know it. But for the remaining ignorant, refuse to listen to reason, ignore the facts, turn a blind eye, liberal, let me just tell you. Harry Reid is a (take a deep breath) no good, phony, double crossing, two faced, double standard, agenda oriented, selfish, egotistical, lying, back door dealing, bribe giver, bribe taker, constitution ruining, hypocritical, grease ball politician. (And inhale) There, now we should ALL know it. What makes this even better is Harry Reid has accused certain conservatives of racism for saying lesser things. What things you ask? Oh things like “Obama is a left wing radical,” or “Obama is inexperienced,” and somehow that translates into racism. Yeah, I guess I can see how that translates to racism… not! And the left wing media, I mean, they just did a fantastic job covering this, and by fantastic, I mean they didn’t even touch it. Do I even need to tell you what would have happened if a conservative said that? That, my friend, is some good old fashioned career ending material right there, and rightfully so. Still, somehow, Reid gets a pass. But he isn’t getting a pass from the voters of Nevada. They have decided “game over.” It was a wild ride kiddo, you made millions, help destroy the foundation America was built upon and joined the ranks of the slimiest. Reid is currently losing to all three conservative Senatorial contenders, in every poll. My guess is he retires and takes the $25 million he has stashed away in campaign contributions, and anything else he can get his grubby little hands on. But then again, Reid is one of the most arrogant, power hungry jerks in the Senate so he just might go for it. And by go for it, I mean he’ll lie, smear and cheat, but I don’t think he can fool the great Nevadans this time, he’ll go down in a glorious flame of losing defeat!
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December 28, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
How do you know when you have a good health care bill on your hands? It’s kept hidden from the public by the people who wrote it, it puts people in jail who don’t buy it, it bankrupts small business due to employer mandates and raises private insurance costs due to federal regulations.
The Daily Zing would like to thank Bernie Sanders (D) Vermont, for assisting us by Zinging himself and his own amendment. Sen. Coburn (R) demanded Sanders amendment be read on the floor. Sanders got wind of what was going on and really knocked the cool out of himself by running like a girl to the senate floor to remove his amendment before all of its dirty little secrets of socialism were exposed to America.
Another way to know that this health care bill is great; you have to bribe senators & congressmen to vote for it.
- Marry Landrieu (D-LA) – $300 million dollars of taxpayer money.
- Chris Dodd (D-CT) – $100 Million dollar kickback.
- Bernie Sanders (D-VT) – $10 Billion for health centers. (I’m sure the money will be spent and managed wisely.)
- Ron Wyden (D-OR) – Promised by Dingy Harry he would support expansion of his state government health insurance.
- Tom Harkin (D-IA) – chairman of the Senate health committee, got a provision to increase Medicare payments.
You know there use to be a day when politicians were classy enough to at least try to perform their bribes and shady dealings behind closed doors…not anymore…they’ve gone Full Chavez on us!!
Last Sunday morning Harry Reid’s conscience, though mostly surgically removed, did have enough of it left that it could no longer bare the hideousness of this health care bill and mustard enough strength to take over the old and feeble body just for a second. When Harry Reid was asked to vote for the health care bill he responded NO. Hahaha, classic Freudian Slip alert!! He then coughed and stammered out a YES… goon!!!
This health care bill is horrendous, according to the latest Rasmussen Poll, 55% of Americans are against it. This bill needs to be killed. Not sedated, not put on pause…but Beatrix Kiddo, aka Black Mamba, Hattori Hanzo sword wielding, chop off its head worthy, killed!!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: chris dodd, dirty politicians, Harry Reid, health care bill, health care bribe, Health care plan, kill bill, Mary Landrieu, Politicians, reid votes yes, ron wyden, senate vote, tom harkin | 3 Comments »
‘Captain of the Left, Sir Grease Ball Billionaire,’ George Soros, strikes gold…black gold!‘ The leftist ideologue recently struck an $811 million dollar deal with an “evil, rich and big oil” company by the name of Petrobras (a Brazilian state controlled oil company). The intriguing part of this deal lies in the facts…you know, those important details that liberals like to conveniently ignore for their own benefit. You see, ironically, George was towards the top of the recently released visitor’s list at the White House. In addition, somehow this anti-capitalist billionaire hedge fund manager happened to perfectly guess when to invest $811 million dollars into Petrobras, that “big & evil oil company.” “Coincidentally,” George invested his $811 million right before Obama committed $2 Billion in U.S. taxpayer loans to help this “big & evil oil company” drill off-shore in Brazil. Now, isn’t that a coincidence!? You don’t possibly think those regular meetings at the White House had anything to do with Obama and George’s mutual interest in Brazil’s state controlled oil company do you? Heavens-to-Betsy, no! Obama is a “new kind of politician,” right!? Wrong! Obama’s just as greasy as the rest of the power hungry elitist freaks running our country! Rather than allowing our own country to drill for oil, which would create thousands of jobs, increase tax revenue, and decrease our dependency on foreign oil, Obama prefers to give those jobs and billions of dollars to another country. This way, not only does it achieve the butt-kissing necessary to make Brazil “like the U.S more,” but; more importantly, he can make ‘Captain of the Left, Sir Grease Ball Billionaire,’ George Soros richer, the United States capitalist system weaker, and the George Soros funded leftist organizations (CAP, MoveOn.org, ACT) more powerful!! Oh yeah, I totally get it now…that’s “change I can believe in.” http://hotair.com/archives/2009/08/18/good-news-obama-backs-off-shore-drilling/
