Harry, the creepy, soft-talking, grease-ball is at it again! This time he made a threat to his fellow Nevadans. How did he threaten them? Well, ‘Scary Harry,’ while talking about the highly saturated domestic crisis shelters in his home state, said – “Men, when they’re out of work, tend to become abusive. . .” So let me get this right Harry, you creepy goon…what you’re saying is that next November if you’re not reelected you’re going to become abusive? Because you’re surely going to be out of a job for none other than being abusive, not to your wife though, rather to your fellow republican senators, the American people, and your constituents! You better get a good marriage therapist now, you’re going to need one next November, butt-face-Reid!!
Uhhh… you say what now? That poll said what? Wait a second, what’s the numbers again? Can we throw in some more words like “hope” and “change” and possibly get those poll numbers back in our favor? Hey Rham, has Uncle Joe (Biden) been appearing on a lot of networks lately…I mean golly, what’s the deal with the American people!? TDZ sources tell us that these have been the words repeatedly uttered out of President Obama’s mouth lately…well, so maybe that’s not completely true, but if Uncle Joe can start claiming credit for all the success that’s occurring in Iraq, the TDZ can predict the words being spoken by “O”!
Poll update alert:
According to recent Rasmussen poll, just 28% of Americans think our representatives in the House and Senate should continue building on the current health care bills in the House & Senate. 61% think they should completely scrap them and start over. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/61262
According to a recent Quinnipiac poll, only 25% of Americans think terror suspects should be tried with the same constitutional rights as U.S. civilians. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/61201
According to a recent Rasmussen poll, 63% of Americans believe it would be better for the country if the current incumbents in congress were not reelected this November. (Rasmussen poll here)_
All the TDZ can say is, “poll over” Obama Administration…you’re going way too fast and reckless with all your wack and irresponsible policies!! And as for the accident prone Uncle Biden, please take our words of advice literally!
Fellow Americans, our worst nightmare has officially come true! Iran and their maniacal leader, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, are on the cusp of world domination via, dun… dun… dun… mutant turtles! That’s right folks, mutant turtles! Well, OK let me explain. Ahmadinejad has been making great boasts of late, praising his rocket launch this week as “a very big event” and “it will show Iran can compete with the West in the battle of science and technology.” It turns out that all the wack Iranian leader really did was launch a couple of poor turtles and some worms, ya… worms, through the atmosphere and into the lower ranges of outer space before it plummeted back to Earth. Click here for picture of rocket. It’s not clear who funded the rocket project but we do know where it was purchased. (Click here) Why the heck would Ahmadinejad shoot turtles into space you ask? Well the TDZ investigative journalist team has uncovered Ahmadinejad’s sinister top secret plan, code name: Secret of the Ooze. Ahmadinejad is trying to create a teenage mutant ninja turtle, by exposing them to powerful ultra violet radiation! Looks like someone has been watching too many “evil American movies,” i.e. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-4, Mahmoud, I’m talking to you! You’re no Casey Jones, though you do somewhat resemble Splinter. HAHA! The truth is folks, no one knows what this goon is doing. But we do know this, he is light years behind the U.S. in technology and civility. Mahmoud is already bragging about their next launch, they plan to be the first nation to send a squirrel to the moon!
Attention fellow conservative cyber warriors of freedom! The Daily Zing.com’s message has resonated in the big, fat and hairy ears of the left. Over the weekend our TDZ team intercepted some classified footage of Nancy, Harry, Arlen and Robert Byrd meeting in a secret, dark room conspiring on how to stop The Daily Zing.com from exposing all of their shady misdoings. Conservative cyber warriors, consider yourselves warned, and be on the lookout…they could be coming for you next!
First, we had the sexually explicit film starring Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, a very classy couple indeed! Then, the notorious night vision smut staring Paris, ‘Party Girl,’ Hilton with some old D-bag. Next, was the very disturbing video of Kim Kardashian getting ‘jiggy’ with the no-talent-tool, Ray J! Who will be next to join this notorious gang of D-list celebrity perv’s to have a sex tape? Well, how about the former Democratic presidential candidate, John, ‘The Breck Girl,’ Edwards!? As if this creep did not have enough problems already. This total turd is going down so very wrong! Johnny-boy’s ‘creepathon-time-line’ is as follows: first, he cheated on his wife of thirty years that has breast cancer, I might add while on the campaign trail. Next, this genius got his videographer/mistress knocked up. (Not using protection that is very wise, very wise indeed!) Johnny slime-ball was then caught by the National Inquirer leaving his mistress’s hotel room after a night of fun, which wasn’t easy, when Edwards saw the National Inquirer he ran away and hid in the lobby bathroom like a total wimp. Edwards then got his former aide to fake a paternity test and steal one of the baby’s diapers to perform a DNA test on its poop…which, obviously, turned out well for him! Now, Edwards is also facing questions about whether he improperly used campaign funds in paying more than $100,000 to his Baby Mama’s production company. Edwards, you are one demented, sick, egomaniac weirdo! Good luck with your future political career, ya freak!
February 23, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Harry, the creepy, soft-talking, grease-ball is at it again! This time he made a threat to his fellow Nevadans. How did he threaten them? Well, ‘Scary Harry,’ while talking about the highly saturated domestic crisis shelters in his home state, said – “Men, when they’re out of work, tend to become abusive. . .” So let me get this right Harry, you creepy goon…what you’re saying is that next November if you’re not reelected you’re going to become abusive? Because you’re surely going to be out of a job for none other than being abusive, not to your wife though, rather to your fellow republican senators, the American people, and your constituents! You better get a good marriage therapist now, you’re going to need one next November, butt-face-Reid!!
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Uhhh… you say what now? That poll said what? Wait a second, what’s the numbers again? Can we throw in some more words like “hope” and “change” and possibly get those poll numbers back in our favor? Hey Rham, has Uncle Joe (Biden) been appearing on a lot of networks lately…I mean golly, what’s the deal with the American people!? TDZ sources tell us that these have been the words repeatedly uttered out of President Obama’s mouth lately…well, so maybe that’s not completely true, but if Uncle Joe can start claiming credit for all the success that’s occurring in Iraq, the TDZ can predict the words being spoken by “O”!
