Oh brother! Not one’s to let racial prejudice get in the way of civil rights!  Jesse Jerkson and Al, not so Sharp-ton, have dedicated their lives to bringing justice to no one and street riots to a neighborhood near you. It would be comical how wrong these two clowns have it, if their impact wasn’t so serious. Let’s take a look at the history of these two purveyors of peace, or more accurately stated, pimps of instigation. Jerkson is leading the way to civility and acceptance of others with comments like- “those Jews in Hymie-town,” or “Barack … he’s talking down to black people … telling n***ers how to behave,” or try “I’m gonna cut his nuts off,” speaking of Barak Obama, and most recently Jesse Jerckson, speaking to the national black caucus said- “You can’t vote against health care and call yourself a black man.” Haha!  Oh yeah, that’s not racist… Can you imagine Glenn Beck standing in front of a “national white caucus” saying “you can’t vote for health care and call yourself a white man?”  The liberal mainstream media would literally take Beck and “cut his nuts off.”  Ironically, the “unbiased media” lets it slide with the Reverend, just like a few years ago when he wildly accused members of the Duke Lacrosse team of raping a stripper at a house party before the players had ever gone to trial. Ultimately, the Lacrosse players were found innocent, the rape never happened, and Jerkson still to this day has not apologized to those players and their families that spent millions of dollars and countless hours defending the false accusations.  I suppose the Reverend was just following rule number one in the politician’s handbook, never admit you were wrong, never!  Jerkson, instead, decided to reward the lying stripper with a scholarship on behalf of his non-profit organization, Rainbow PUSH Coalition. Hmm… I guess he had a little money left over from the time he bribed his mistress with $40k to stay ‘hush hush’ about their love child. And than there’s Mr. not so Sharp-ton, who’s not any better, unless you’re giving him style points on his hair.  Al’s hairdo looks like a cross between a woman from the 60’s and some kind of degenerate pimp who hasn’t been able to get a proper perm set in weeks. In 1991, this Gandhi like figure helped incite the Crown Heights Street Riot that led to an innocent man being stabbed to death. Look out Mother Teresa, this humanitarian is really trying to one up you. And let us not forget the time the Reverend Al “bravely” stepped forward and accused police officers in New York for raping Tawana Brawley, which once again never happened and the officers were acquitted. Classic! As a result of both of these Reverends’ racist tomfoolery, the TDZ crew hereby nominates Al & Jesse for the Nobel Sleaze Prize!  Go forth brothers of injustice and continue to wrongfully accuse and instigate in the only way you know how… hypocritically!

OK, OK, OK, back to this championship fight.  We’re stoked about our main event.  We have the Whitehouse vs. Fox News.  We predict Fox News will come out strong in the first two rounds with Fox & Friends.   We think the 3^rd, 4^th and 5^th rounds are going to be tough as Anita Dunn uses her Mao Tse Tung evil revolutionary techniques to take down the Fox Report and Studio B.  Fear not though, the 7^th and 8^th round will be dominated by Fox News as Cavuto & Beck bring back a burst of energy to beat down David Axelrod.  At this point we predict the Whitehouse will realize their losing, get desperate, and send out their closer, Sir Dancing Dead Fish Emanual; however, his dancing will not be able to withstand the power and force of the O’Reilly, Hannity, Greta uppercut that will ultimately knock out the Whitehouse.  Only time will tell, but we feel safe putting our money where our mouth is.   In another great bout (Taliban vs. Women’s rights) we feel as long as the women of Iraq and Afganistan have the US military in there corner they will be victorious.  The other fight that we’re really excited about is The Governator vs. The Cyborgs.  After being denied the request to blow up the CA state deficit with a bazooka, we’re sure he’s looking to “blow off some steam, Bennet.”