The Death of Global Warming

February 17, 2010 | Posted by TDZ

Global Warming

1970’s – 2010

Some say short lives are filled with more life than those who lived the longest.  And this may hold true for Global Warming.  Global Warming was born sometime in the 70’s and set out on a journey to spread its message of deceit.  Indeed, many people clung tightly to its message, even though it was based on no factual evidence, and there were just as many scientists to oppose it as there were who championed it.  There were a small number of highly intelligent people who refused to believe the hype.  Stead fast in their knowledge of the emotional, irrational state of the liberal, many conservatives stood firmly on the platform of fact and basic common sense to dispute and argue these wild claims of the earth’s end.  Yes, it is somewhat sad to see Global Warming go, but now we can sleep well at night knowing the earth is safe.  Al Gore, please return your Nobel Peace Prize, it was awarded to you based on lies, deceit and false science.  Funeral services will be postponed due to snow storms.

For all the facts on the death of Global Warming, read here.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_021510/content/01125109.guest.html

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/feb/16/pruden-the-red-hot-scam-begins-to-unravel/

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703630404575053781465774008.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_sections_opinion

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Himalayan Hair Helmet

February 5, 2010 | Posted by TDZ

Our job is just too easy folks.  It’s like they want us to zing them.  Raj Pachauri got into a little hot water, or should I say a little glacier run-off water, recently when he said, without proof, Himalayan Glaciers would disappear by 2035 and that the glaciers were receding by a rate of 134 meters a year.  The problem here isn’t his data, the data is correct, but only if you apply said data to his dome.  Because in fact his hair line is receding at an incredible rate of 134 follicle widths per year and by the year 2035 he’s going to look something like this (click here) In honor of this travesty, this sham, dare I say, mockery, we have declared this comb-over “The Raj Mahal,” as the eighth wonder of the comb-over world.

Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: debunked, global warming, global warming fraud, gone by 2035, himalayan glacier, meltting, raj pachauri | No Comments »