February 15, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Uhhh… you say what now? That poll said what? Wait a second, what’s the numbers again? Can we throw in some more words like “hope” and “change” and possibly get those poll numbers back in our favor? Hey Rham, has Uncle Joe (Biden) been appearing on a lot of networks lately…I mean golly, what’s the deal with the American people!? TDZ sources tell us that these have been the words repeatedly uttered out of President Obama’s mouth lately…well, so maybe that’s not completely true, but if Uncle Joe can start claiming credit for all the success that’s occurring in Iraq, the TDZ can predict the words being spoken by “O”!
Poll update alert:
According to recent Rasmussen poll, just 28% of Americans think our representatives in the House and Senate should continue building on the current health care bills in the House & Senate. 61% think they should completely scrap them and start over. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/61262
According to a recent Quinnipiac poll, only 25% of Americans think terror suspects should be tried with the same constitutional rights as U.S. civilians. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/61201
According to a recent Gallup poll, just 36% of Americans approve of President Obama’s handling of the economy. http://www.politico.com/blogs/laurarozen/0210/Job_approval.html
According to a recent Pew poll, just 28% of Americans think Global Warming should be within the top 20 priorities of the current administration. http://people-press.org/report/584/policy-priorities-2010
According to a recent Rasmussen poll, 63% of Americans believe it would be better for the country if the current incumbents in congress were not reelected this November. (Rasmussen poll here)_
According to a recent TDZ poll, 100% of Americans think the “Inglourious Basterds” should be flown into Iran to take care of Ah-ma-GOON-a-job! http://www.flickr.com/photos/thedailyzing/4343175932/
All the TDZ can say is, “poll over” Obama Administration…you’re going way too fast and reckless with all your wack and irresponsible policies!! And as for the accident prone Uncle Biden, please take our words of advice literally!
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February 10, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
The Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works will hold a hearing entitled, “Global Warming Impacts, Including Public Health, in the United States.”
UPDATE: The following Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works hearings have been postponed due to this week’s inclement weather.
News flash Mr. Dempsey! Instead of postponing the hearing titled “Global Warming Impacts, Including Public Health, in the United States,” perhaps you should save every ones time and taxpayer dollars and cancel it permanently! It’s time to wake up and smell the frost, open your eyes and see the white out, pull your head out and put on a beanie. Stop paying homage to Albert ‘Green House’ Gore and go make a snow man! Enough is enough with the error filled, number cooked, dirty scientist, phony baloney man made global warming B.S.!
P.S. Feel free to shoot ol’ Matt Dempsey an e-mail and let him know your opinion on the matter!
matt dempsey@epw.senate.gov
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Al Gore, dempsey, global warming, political humor, Political Satire, senate committee on environment, snow storm | 3 Comments »
February 5, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Our job is just too easy folks. It’s like they want us to zing them. Raj Pachauri got into a little hot water, or should I say a little glacier run-off water, recently when he said, without proof, Himalayan Glaciers would disappear by 2035 and that the glaciers were receding by a rate of 134 meters a year. The problem here isn’t his data, the data is correct, but only if you apply said data to his dome. Because in fact his hair line is receding at an incredible rate of 134 follicle widths per year and by the year 2035 he’s going to look something like this (click here) In honor of this travesty, this sham, dare I say, mockery, we have declared this comb-over “The Raj Mahal,” as the eighth wonder of the comb-over world.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: debunked, global warming, global warming fraud, gone by 2035, himalayan glacier, meltting, raj pachauri | No Comments »
January 29, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Welcome to psychotherapy, earthling. Please initiate your staring process into the whirlwind beneath my arms. As you do, you will start feeling very sleepy. You will begin seeing the future of the world. A world burned from the chemical excrement released by a generation of ignorant, pickup-driving, Bush-loving, rednecks who refused to heed to the global warming warning from Father Greenhouse Gore. Now, as you go forth staring into the whirlwind, sleepiness will overtake your mind and you will start seeing laser-like strips of green passing through the darkness behind me. Those green flashes are symbolic for all the plant life you would have saved had you heeded the warning of Father Gore. But feareth not, redneck-earthling. There is redemption for your ignorant actions. But in order to receive it, you will need the proper Wizard-of-World Power. Reach out and take a hold of a piece of the sandstone rock in front of you with your right hand, and secure the chopped down piece of tree life in your left hand. You will then rub them together in a clockwise circular motion (symbolic for the rotation of the earth around the sun) for 30 seconds. Upon completion, you will then touch your hands together, focus on the green life behind me, and feel the winds of redemption coming from the whirlwind beneath my soft, lifeless and pale hands. If you focus, you will obtain redemption and power. Well done, earthling. Now that you have Wizard-of-World Green Power, you must go forth deleting all emails, evidence, facts and details that are contrary to our global warning doctrine…just as I did with the Climategate evidence. Remember, you must act boldly and fearlessly, regardless of its legality to the law of the land. You must always remain loyal to Father Greenhouse Gore and his special words- “the earth has a fever.” And you must never accept any evidence refuting our doctrine, for it is as true as the words of The Green Chosen Ones’ words from the State of the Union Address just two nights ago. Now, with your Green-Warlock-Wizard Power, go forth and succeed! The earth’s death is rapidly approaching and by successfully getting evil corporations to pay higher taxes will save us all! Father Gore speed, brother, Father Gore speed!!!! For more, click here: http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/0110/695383.html
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Al Gore, Conservative, fun, global warming, going green, greenhouse, high taxes, liberals, Michael Mann, news, obama, Penn State, political humor, Political Satire, State of the Union, The Daily Zing, U.S. politics, USA, white house | 7 Comments »
January 28, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
CLICK & WATCH 30 SECOND VIDEO FIRST…THEN READ ON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStY4-qPO5A
Like the tireless, Top Gun car salesman featured in the video, The Chosen One, last night in his State of the Union (State of the ‘Goonion’) Address, did his best to sell America, but he wasn’t just trying to sell a car that looked pretty on the outside and was really a broken down piece of junk. He was trying to sell his leftist ideas and policies that are appealing from the outside, but deep down in the core (engine), plain and simply, suck! You know, the same leftist policies full of that “hope” and “change” rubbish that he promised during his run for president, and his first year in office… no more poverty, no more racism, no more going bankrupt from health care costs, many more high paying jobs (green of course), no more coal plants, no more Gitmo, open health care debate & bipartisan reform, no more earmarks, no more tax increases on the middle class, no more lobbyists making policies, and on & on & on… Yeah, at the time, all of those promises being spewed out of Obama’s mouth sounded just as good as that newly shined used car looked before you bought it, but, unfortunately, the actual policies put in place by the inexperienced progressive turned out even worse than the purchase of that piece of junk car. Since this car salesman of a president took office… there’s more poverty, just as much racism, just as much bankruptcy from health care costs, less high paying jobs (profits are evil…I guess one doesn’t start a business with the intent to make a profit according this wack administration), no open health care debates or bipartisan reform, 8,000 times more earmarks than promised(and it’s only been one year), higher taxes on the middle class are being proposed, there are still the same number of coal plants (thank goodness, or else we all would have melted from all this current global warming), and of course, he’s hired at least a dozen lobbyists, and “Club Gitmo” is still open! Obama, sorry to say it, but you’re like a baby Robin, all mouth and full of shiz, all talk and no walk, or in the words of Joe Wilson, a liar!!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: bipartisan, coal plants, democrat, earmarks, global warming, health care debate, jobs, Liar, lies, middle class, obama, Politicians, President Obama, republican, Scandals, SOTU, State of the Union, taxes, The Daily Zing, U.S. employment, USA | 3 Comments »
