Himalayan Hair Helmet

February 5, 2010 | Posted by TDZ

Our job is just too easy folks. It’s like they want us to zing them. Raj Pachauri got into a little hot water, or should I say a little glacier run-off water, recently when he said, without proof, Himalayan Glaciers would disappear by 2035 and that the glaciers were receding by a rate of 134 meters a year. The problem here isn’t his data, the data is correct, but only if you apply said data to his dome. Because in fact his hair line is receding at an incredible rate of 134 follicle widths per year and by the year 2035 he’s going to look something like this (click here) In honor of this travesty, this sham, dare I say, mockery, we have declared this comb-over “The Raj Mahal,” as the eighth wonder of the comb-over world.