Psychotherapy with a Wizard-of-Worlds (Michael Mann)

January 29, 2010 | Posted by TDZ

Welcome to psychotherapy, earthling. Please initiate your staring process into the whirlwind beneath my arms. As you do, you will start feeling very sleepy. You will begin seeing the future of the world. A world burned from the chemical excrement released by a generation of ignorant, pickup-driving, Bush-loving, rednecks who refused to heed to the global warming warning from Father Greenhouse Gore. Now, as you go forth staring into the whirlwind, sleepiness will overtake your mind and you will start seeing laser-like strips of green passing through the darkness behind me. Those green flashes are symbolic for all the plant life you would have saved had you heeded the warning of Father Gore. But feareth not, redneck-earthling. There is redemption for your ignorant actions. But in order to receive it, you will need the proper Wizard-of-World Power. Reach out and take a hold of a piece of the sandstone rock in front of you with your right hand, and secure the chopped down piece of tree life in your left hand. You will then rub them together in a clockwise circular motion (symbolic for the rotation of the earth around the sun) for 30 seconds. Upon completion, you will then touch your hands together, focus on the green life behind me, and feel the winds of redemption coming from the whirlwind beneath my soft, lifeless and pale hands. If you focus, you will obtain redemption and power. Well done, earthling. Now that you have Wizard-of-World Green Power, you must go forth deleting all emails, evidence, facts and details that are contrary to our global warning doctrine…just as I did with the Climategate evidence. Remember, you must act boldly and fearlessly, regardless of its legality to the law of the land. You must always remain loyal to Father Greenhouse Gore and his special words- “the earth has a fever.” And you must never accept any evidence refuting our doctrine, for it is as true as the words of The Green Chosen Ones’ words from the State of the Union Address just two nights ago. Now, with your Green-Warlock-Wizard Power, go forth and succeed! The earth’s death is rapidly approaching and by successfully getting evil corporations to pay higher taxes will save us all! Father Gore speed, brother, Father Gore speed!!!! For more, click here: http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/0110/695383.html