December 23, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
Like grapes lying upon a vine,
Peacefully, this organic phenomenon sits still,
Pinky finger out as he sips his red wine,
As he tilts back his head this organism follows his will,
So lustrous! The table can’t handle its shine,
“O” shakes his hand & says- “it’s a deal,”
Oh my Yoga! It’s really mine,
It senses the flow of blood, a billion dollar bill,
It swings so beautifully, yet it’s so fine,
The capitalist economy, we can surely kill,
The U.S. Census, we shall redefine,
No, Hannah Giles! This can’t be real!
I was chosen by Obama, the one & only divine,
How can I now fulfill his holy liberal will,
Surely my managers will have to resign,
The opium blood flows out of his mind like an oil-spill,
The grapes shrivel up, wishing they had a life-line,
The glass of red wine drops, unable to fulfill,
The lustrous hair turns grey & dries up like an old piece of twine,
Wade says- “this decision I shall surely appeal,”
But as for now, the TDZ says- “in your face, you liberal lounge swine!! “
With all the “bravo,” “sierra,” aka B.S. that’s going on with the ridiculous health care tax & spending bill, we decided we’d reminisce on something positive to help us get in the mood for Christmas, and yes, we say Christmas…not “holidays.” In doing so, we thought it was only appropriate to speak in the spirit of the coffee-shop-lounging, venti-mocha-cappuccino-drinking, liberal butt-nugg language, more commonly known as poetry, to express the true feelings of the TDZ. And as for the liberal professors out there, no need to spend a semester deciphering what each word truly means and what we must have been feeling when we wrote this poem. We’ll sum it up for you in TDZ terms. We think Wade Rathke’s ACORN is a lying, fraudulent and corrupt organization operated by a bunch of leftist ideologues. We were as happy as a liberal in a Star Bucks to hear the news that ACORN’s agreement with the 2010 Census Bureau was rejected, and we hope Wade’s flowing-liberal-lounge red-hair falls out due to the stress of losing the partnership with the Census Bureau…that’s all!!! Click here for details: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125271412822705239.html
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December 10, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
ACORN
A- Assembly of
C- Corrupt
O- Obama-worshipping
R- Radical
N - Nuggets
The year… 1970. The place… Arkansas. The organization… Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now(ACORN), aka ‘Assembly of Corrupt Obama-worshipping Radical Nuggets,’ as the TDZ prefers to call them. The goal… to assist low income families with neighborhood safety, voter registration, health care, affordable housing and other social issues. The founder… Wade Rathke, click here: http://enduringsense1.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/rathke200.jpg Does this self portrait give you any idea in which party this goon resides and supports? (Side note alert: why is it that 9 times out of 10 you can pick a liberal out of crowd by looking at three things- 1- their hair (usually shaggy & gross looking) 2- their shoes (generally some type of ‘Moses-walker-sandals’ made from hemp) 3- their vehicle (usually a Suburu Hatchback or some little rusty orange colored lawnmower with wheels) Back to business! Fast forward nearly 40 years from 1970 to the present time. ACORN is still around and has nearly 400,000 members. Over 10% of their yearly funds come from the federal government, they also get additional funding from state governments. They claim to be “nonpartisan;” however, they’ve lobbied at every Democratic National Convention since 1980, and they’re political action committee overwhelmingly supports candidates of the liberal left wing… Is that what nonpartisan means? I guess Mark Levin is nonpartisan too. Today they’re know for their honesty & integrity. For example, the brother of ACORN’s founder, Dale Rathke, is a real straight shooter. He was recently caught for embezzling nearly $1 million dollars from ACORN. Since ACORN is so honest, they decided to just handle the embezzlement charges as an “internal issue.” They love to give back to their community too, that’s why they have over 25 tax liens pending against them. They’re an extremely helpful organization as well; in fact, they were recently caught in the act of advising undercover reporters, dressed up as a pimp & prostitute, on how to claim their prostitution money legally. They’re extremely by the books & keep excellent records; this was shown by their recent effort to throw out hundreds of personal files of their past “clients” into an open dumpster in a parking lot. When it comes to voting, they stand up for democracy; they even managed to register Mickey Mouse and a plethora of deceased Americans. How does such an organization possibly get federal funding? Well, just ask Sir ACORN himself, aka President Obama. He worked for them in Chicago in his early career. Man, that Obama… isn’t he so perfect? He started his political career in the living room of an unrepentant terrorist (William Ayers), went to sermons of a very peaceful, spiritual & patriotic pastor (Jeremiah Wright) for 20 years, and worked for a very helpful, honest and clean organization known as ACORN… I guess that’s how they got their name- the Assembly of Corrupt Obama-worshipping Radical Nuggets.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: acorn, Acorn scandal, Acorn videos, Bertha Lewis, community organizers, corruption, Dale Rathke, hannah giles, liberals, obama, prostitution, scandal, voter fraud, Wade Rathke | 1 Comment »
October 22, 2009 | Posted by admin
This week’s Bad Ace of the Week Award goes to an unusual pair, a “Pimp” and “Prostitute.” Yes, you heard us right. Since the media was so swamped with the overwhelming task of going after the evil Fox News, and since the politicians were too busy “reading” their “bailout” and 1500+ page healthcare bills… Or were they? We decided to resort to the people down on the streets, the corners even, to get the inside scoop on the “honest” and “thoughtful” organization known as ACORN. This is where this weeks’ B.A.’s enter the scene. Hannah Giles & James O’Keefe have once again brought to the attention of the American people some additional footage about ACORN and how they so “honestly” operate. Thank you Hannah & James. We humbly tip our zing cap to you. You have once again demonstrated your love for our nation through your brave actions and we are indeed grateful. You have given ACORN the ultimate zing! Keep up the good work! Here is a link to their story & video footage.
Categories: American B.A. | Tags: acorn, hannah giles, james o'keefe, undercover | 2 Comments »
Like grapes lying upon a vine,
