March 17, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Well folks, Head Coach Pelosi, of team Xtreme Lib, has called in an audible for her super stain, oh I mean superstar, Harry ‘the Body’ Reid, to execute! This very dangerous end all game involving team Xtreme Lib vs. team U.S.A. is coming down to the wire. The game is in triple-force-it-over time. Team U.S.A. is up, but the Lib’s are on a final goal line push. Head Coach Pelosi has called a top secret play, code named- “Slaughter Rule.” OK, let’s now go live down on the field. It’s number 0, Reid, with the bill, he drops back, fakes the pass, goes old school with a statue of liberty, then hands off to Obama, who then shoves it down the Ref’s pants, who then sneaks into the end zone! Touchdown! Wait a second, that was the greasiest, dirtiest, most dishonest play ever! Basically, the “Slaughter rule” takes the very controversial health care bill, sticks it into another bill, then they vote on the second and less known bill, and abracadabra, the controversial bill is passed and the crooked politicians are not connected to it. Kind of sounds like a little trick they used in the housing market. Wall Street nuggets would take crap loans, bundle them with other loans, get a AAA rating on it (of which it does not deserve) and four years later, economic ruin with 10% plus unemployment! Sorry team Xtreme Lib, but this game is over, the people have spoken, you LOSE!!!!
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Tags: Conservative satire, Democrates try Slaughterhouse rule, Harry Reid, health care reform, Liberalism, Nancy Pelosi, political humor, Political Satire, Slaughterhouse Rule | 
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February 23, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Harry, the creepy, soft-talking, grease-ball is at it again! This time he made a threat to his fellow Nevadans. How did he threaten them? Well, ‘Scary Harry,’ while talking about the highly saturated domestic crisis shelters in his home state, said – “Men, when they’re out of work, tend to become abusive. . .” So let me get this right Harry, you creepy goon…what you’re saying is that next November if you’re not reelected you’re going to become abusive? Because you’re surely going to be out of a job for none other than being abusive, not to your wife though, rather to your fellow republican senators, the American people, and your constituents! You better get a good marriage therapist now, you’re going to need one next November, butt-face-Reid!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: domestic abuse, Funny, Harry Reid, Liberal, Nevada shelter, obama, Politics, republican, Senate, The Daily Zing, Voters, white house | 1 Comment »
January 13, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Pop quiz time! Do you know how dumb, ignorant, and racist the Democrat Party really is?!?! The Daily Zing has created a little game called- “Name that Racist Nugget.”
The instructions are easy, just match the face with the outrageous comment. Click on the quote to reveal the racist! Warning, after completion of the quiz your head may explode!
1.__ “White folks was in caves while we was building empires…We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”
2.__ “Obama is a light skinned African-American with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.”
3.__”I am a former Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan in Raleigh County and the adjoining counties of the state …. The Klan is needed today as never before and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia.”
4.__ Mahatma Gandhi “ran a gas station down in Saint Louis.”
5.__Referred to Jews as “Hymies” and to New York City as “Hymietown.”
6.__”It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year, where white folks’ greed runs a world in need.”
7.__ “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Al Sharpton, barak obama, democrats, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, ignorant, Jesse Jackson, Joe Biden, ku klux klan, racist politicians, racist quotes, Robert Byrd | 5 Comments »
January 11, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Say what? He said what? Harry Reid said what? Some interesting news regarding Nevada’s Senator Reid surfaced this past week, and it wasn’t ‘purdy.’ He said Barack Obama was “light skinned” and “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” HA-HA- HA-HA! I know it, you know it, and most of us know it. But for the remaining ignorant, refuse to listen to reason, ignore the facts, turn a blind eye, liberal, let me just tell you. Harry Reid is a (take a deep breath) no good, phony, double crossing, two faced, double standard, agenda oriented, selfish, egotistical, lying, back door dealing, bribe giver, bribe taker, constitution ruining, hypocritical, grease ball politician. (And inhale) There, now we should ALL know it. What makes this even better is Harry Reid has accused certain conservatives of racism for saying lesser things. What things you ask? Oh things like “Obama is a left wing radical,” or “Obama is inexperienced,” and somehow that translates into racism. Yeah, I guess I can see how that translates to racism… not! And the left wing media, I mean, they just did a fantastic job covering this, and by fantastic, I mean they didn’t even touch it. Do I even need to tell you what would have happened if a conservative said that? That, my friend, is some good old fashioned career ending material right there, and rightfully so. Still, somehow, Reid gets a pass. But he isn’t getting a pass from the voters of Nevada. They have decided “game over.” It was a wild ride kiddo, you made millions, help destroy the foundation America was built upon and joined the ranks of the slimiest. Reid is currently losing to all three conservative Senatorial contenders, in every poll. My guess is he retires and takes the $25 million he has stashed away in campaign contributions, and anything else he can get his grubby little hands on. But then again, Reid is one of the most arrogant, power hungry jerks in the Senate so he just might go for it. And by go for it, I mean he’ll lie, smear and cheat, but I don’t think he can fool the great Nevadans this time, he’ll go down in a glorious flame of losing defeat!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Conservative, democrat, dirty politicians, Funny, Harry Reid, Liberal, Nevada, obama, Politics, republican, Senate Majority Leader, senate seat, slime ball, The Daily Zing, United States Politics, zing | 2 Comments »
December 28, 2009 | Posted by TDZ
How do you know when you have a good health care bill on your hands? It’s kept hidden from the public by the people who wrote it, it puts people in jail who don’t buy it, it bankrupts small business due to employer mandates and raises private insurance costs due to federal regulations.
The Daily Zing would like to thank Bernie Sanders (D) Vermont, for assisting us by Zinging himself and his own amendment. Sen. Coburn (R) demanded Sanders amendment be read on the floor. Sanders got wind of what was going on and really knocked the cool out of himself by running like a girl to the senate floor to remove his amendment before all of its dirty little secrets of socialism were exposed to America.
Another way to know that this health care bill is great; you have to bribe senators & congressmen to vote for it.
- Marry Landrieu (D-LA) – $300 million dollars of taxpayer money.
- Chris Dodd (D-CT) – $100 Million dollar kickback.
- Bernie Sanders (D-VT) – $10 Billion for health centers. (I’m sure the money will be spent and managed wisely.)
- Ron Wyden (D-OR) – Promised by Dingy Harry he would support expansion of his state government health insurance.
- Tom Harkin (D-IA) – chairman of the Senate health committee, got a provision to increase Medicare payments.
You know there use to be a day when politicians were classy enough to at least try to perform their bribes and shady dealings behind closed doors…not anymore…they’ve gone Full Chavez on us!!
Last Sunday morning Harry Reid’s conscience, though mostly surgically removed, did have enough of it left that it could no longer bare the hideousness of this health care bill and mustard enough strength to take over the old and feeble body just for a second. When Harry Reid was asked to vote for the health care bill he responded NO. Hahaha, classic Freudian Slip alert!! He then coughed and stammered out a YES… goon!!!
This health care bill is horrendous, according to the latest Rasmussen Poll, 55% of Americans are against it. This bill needs to be killed. Not sedated, not put on pause…but Beatrix Kiddo, aka Black Mamba, Hattori Hanzo sword wielding, chop off its head worthy, killed!!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: chris dodd, dirty politicians, Harry Reid, health care bill, health care bribe, Health care plan, kill bill, Mary Landrieu, Politicians, reid votes yes, ron wyden, senate vote, tom harkin | 3 Comments »
