When Toupees Attack

November 6, 2009 | Posted by TDZ

Oh brother!  I don’t know what’s worse about Congressman James Traficant’s laundry list: taking bribes, filing false tax returns, racketeering,  forcing aides to perform chores at the farm in Ohio, or adorning the fabulous pompadour creation atop his felonious dome.  I wonder if his pompadour creation also has to check the “have you ever been convicted of a felony box?”  You would think that he would have at least bought a decent dome-rug with his bribery money, but then again, that’s a Washington politician’s logic for ya!  PS-  Yes, that really is his hair in all 4 pictures, all except for the eyeballs & tongue.

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