February 15, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Uhhh… you say what now? That poll said what? Wait a second, what’s the numbers again? Can we throw in some more words like “hope” and “change” and possibly get those poll numbers back in our favor? Hey Rham, has Uncle Joe (Biden) been appearing on a lot of networks lately…I mean golly, what’s the deal with the American people!? TDZ sources tell us that these have been the words repeatedly uttered out of President Obama’s mouth lately…well, so maybe that’s not completely true, but if Uncle Joe can start claiming credit for all the success that’s occurring in Iraq, the TDZ can predict the words being spoken by “O”!
Poll update alert:
According to recent Rasmussen poll, just 28% of Americans think our representatives in the House and Senate should continue building on the current health care bills in the House & Senate. 61% think they should completely scrap them and start over. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/61262
According to a recent Quinnipiac poll, only 25% of Americans think terror suspects should be tried with the same constitutional rights as U.S. civilians. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/61201
According to a recent Gallup poll, just 36% of Americans approve of President Obama’s handling of the economy. http://www.politico.com/blogs/laurarozen/0210/Job_approval.html
According to a recent Pew poll, just 28% of Americans think Global Warming should be within the top 20 priorities of the current administration. http://people-press.org/report/584/policy-priorities-2010
According to a recent Rasmussen poll, 63% of Americans believe it would be better for the country if the current incumbents in congress were not reelected this November. (Rasmussen poll here)_
According to a recent TDZ poll, 100% of Americans think the “Inglourious Basterds” should be flown into Iran to take care of Ah-ma-GOON-a-job! http://www.flickr.com/photos/thedailyzing/4343175932/
All the TDZ can say is, “poll over” Obama Administration…you’re going way too fast and reckless with all your wack and irresponsible policies!! And as for the accident prone Uncle Biden, please take our words of advice literally!
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Tags: democrats, Funny, global warming, job approval, Joe Biden, Obama rating, Political Satire, Politics, polls, President of U.S.A., republicans, The Daily Zing, White Houes | 
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February 7, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
We hope everyone has a great super bowl weekend. Ya, the halftime show is usually over rated and the commercials aren’t what they use to be, but hey at least you’re not Keith Olbermann or Chris Matthews.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: chris matthews, colts, foot massage, Joe Biden, keith olbermann, michelle obama, obama, saints, super bowl | No Comments »
January 13, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Pop quiz time! Do you know how dumb, ignorant, and racist the Democrat Party really is?!?! The Daily Zing has created a little game called- “Name that Racist Nugget.”
The instructions are easy, just match the face with the outrageous comment. Click on the quote to reveal the racist! Warning, after completion of the quiz your head may explode!
1.__ “White folks was in caves while we was building empires…We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”
2.__ “Obama is a light skinned African-American with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.”
3.__”I am a former Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan in Raleigh County and the adjoining counties of the state …. The Klan is needed today as never before and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia.”
4.__ Mahatma Gandhi “ran a gas station down in Saint Louis.”
5.__Referred to Jews as “Hymies” and to New York City as “Hymietown.”
6.__”It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year, where white folks’ greed runs a world in need.”
7.__ “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Al Sharpton, barak obama, democrats, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, ignorant, Jesse Jackson, Joe Biden, ku klux klan, racist politicians, racist quotes, Robert Byrd | 5 Comments »
October 30, 2009 | Posted by admin
Say it aint so, Joe! Here we have the kid from Scranton adorning the ‘Scrappy Scranton Skullet.’ I’ve always been a big fan of the comb-over, but I love his ‘skullet.’ It’s not easy being V.P. It’s real rough being a walking gaffe machine, plagiarist, story-teller and overall presidential liability. But even with all that on his daily agenda, he’s still somehow able to maintain, and dare I say, shamelessly flaunt, a beautiful ‘skullet/stage 2 comb-over.’ Hey kids, see that ‘skullet,’ that’s presidential and I HOPE it doesn’t CHANGE. As the “First Skullet” its major responsibilities are:
- Make foreign officials feel awkward.
- Creep out Michelle Obama.
- Terrify Malia and Sasha.
- Give President Obama an ulcer
- Pimp out that skull.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: comb-over, Joe Biden, mullet, political humor, skullet, vice president | 2 Comments »
October 27, 2009 | Posted by admin
You don’t think your elected officials are working hard, well I got news for you, they are! I’ve got evidence, look at these words they’ve changed:
Terrorists at Guantamo Bay to “enemy combatants,” and to the latest, “persons whom the President has the authority to detain.”
War on terror to “overseas contingency operation.”
Public option to “competitive option.”
Illegal alien to “undocumented citizen” and now, “newly-arrived asylum seekers.”
Global warming to “climate change.”
Individual acts of terror to “man caused disasters.”
Crime rate to “street activity index.”
Perhaps while they’re at it they could change Food Stamps to “Government Issued Sustenance,” tax evaders to “White House cabinet members,” pathological liars to Politicians, and wordplay to “total waste of time.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Al Gore, Barney Frank, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Robert Byrd, Word War | 2 Comments »
