Politician Punk’d

February 25, 2010 | Posted by TDZ

What’s up with Mitt Romney getting punk’d by ‘McStain?’  Mitt Romney got punk’d in the 2008 primaries by ‘John McStain,’ aka John McCain, and ‘Mike Schmuckabee,’ aka Mike Huckabee, when the two got in bed together and forced Romney to drop out of the primaries.  Where is your spine Mitt?  ‘McStain’ really punk’d him good… Mitt has now formally endorsed McStain for Arizona Senate.  I can only compare this to the school yard bully, who, once successfully punks his target, can enjoy the fruits of his bullying and receiving said victim’s lunch money from then on out.  Mitt,’McStain’ screwed you and this is how you respond?  Conservatives are looking for a conservative leader with some cajones, not someone who plays politics and makes nice with liberal Republicans.  Mitt, the position of conservative leader might have just been yanked from you.

Also in punking news, Janet Napolitano, ‘Serena Williams,’ as she likes to be called on the tennis court, got punk’d by the court when she got a little too radical while trying to get her back-hand on and busted her ankle… Oopsy daisy!  Get well Serena, I mean Janet.

Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: 2008 primaries, arizona senate, broken ankle, endorsment, janet napolitano, John McCain, mike huckabee, mitt romney, serena williams, tennis court | No Comments »

Friday Flashback: John McCombover, The Glory Days

October 23, 2009 | Posted by admin

McCain is a fighter, we all know that. He survived enemy prison camps and even refused an offer to be released and remained with his fellow soldiers.  Only men of this character and raw bone toughness have the ability to go through the turbulent and emotional rollercoaster ride of a comb-over .   Coming face to face with the reality of his own mortality and hair loss, McCain defiantly nurtured his young sprouting “Stage 1” comb-over all the way to the rare and elusive “Total Eclipse of the Dome” that you see here.   Ten thousand silk worms in a Chinese silk shop couldn’t replicate these celestial strands, not even  if they tried.   If only you still had this “Total Eclipse of the Dome” during the Presidential Election maybe you would have won…then again how in the world did you even get nominated by the Republican Party?

Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: comb-over, John McCain | 1 Comment »