February 7, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
We hope everyone has a great super bowl weekend. Ya, the halftime show is usually over rated and the commercials aren’t what they use to be, but hey at least you’re not Keith Olbermann or Chris Matthews.
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February 3, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Fox News viewers are a bunch of “tin foil hatters, conspiracy theorists, paranoids and racists.” –Keith, The Stain, Olbermann. “It’s really not news – it’s pushing a point of view. And the bigger thing is that other news organizations...ought not to treat them that way, and we’re not going to treat them that way…” –White House Advisor David ‘Leather & Spice’ Axelrod. “Fox is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective…” --Rham, The Ballerina, Emmanuel. “Fox is not a traditional news organization...we don’t feel an obligation to treat them like a CNN or ABC or NBC…” --White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer
Well, Obama worshipping, liberal, butt-boys...time to get a royal facial!
According to a recent Public Policy Poll, 49 percent of Americans said they trust Fox News Channel over any other news organization…including CNN, MSNBC, HLN, ABC, NBC, and CBS. In fact, Fox was the only national NEWS ORGANIZATION that more people trusted than distrusted… Hey, ‘Sir Leather & Spice,’ can you say- “facial!?”
Oh, what’s that…you want a little cheese with that whine? Sorry, ‘Dancin’ Dead-fish Emmanuel,’ how about a little salt on your open wound instead!
During the coverage of the Haiti earthquake Fox averaged over 1.5 million viewers compared to less than 500,000 at MSNBC. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/15/fox-news-wins-haiti-ratin_n_425422.html
During the night of the Scott Brown election Fox’s “Hannity” had over 6 million viewers…that’s almost double CNN, MSNBC, and HLN, COMBINED. Ought oh, did someone just ‘Keith their pants?' http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/21/fox-news-ratings-explode_n_431478.html
During the ‘State of the All Talk and No Walk’…I mean, The State of the Union, Fox doubled the ratings of CNN and MSNBC, COMBINED. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-news-dominates-state-of-the-union-cable-news-ratings/
Moral to the story, the person, or organization, that seems to be “out of touch” isn’t Fox News, but rather the White House Administration and its cheerleaders in the mainstream news! PS- You want a little cherry on top? Fox News Channel has had 13 of the top 15 most viewed Cable News Programs in the last 5 months!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: ABC, CBS, cnn, david axelrod, FNC ratings, Fox, fox news, Fox News ratings, funny politics, Hannity, HLN, keith olbermann, liberals, msnbc, NBC, obama, Olberstain, political humor, Political Satire, Rham Emanuel, sean hannity, The Daily Zing, white house, zing | 1 Comment »
December 31, 2009 | Posted by TDZ 
TDZ sources intercepted an email that had a list of New Year Resolutions from the top 3 commentators at MSNBC. Take a look at what we found!
Chris Mathews said:
“I would just like to repeat the year 2008 over again…it brought me a constant tingle & thrill up my leg…I just..uh…I love the intellect and literacy of President Obama and every time I think of him I just get happy…Barack’s just like a mortal gift from God. That 2008 year was the greatest year in my life! Also, I intend to do everything in my power to make sure this President succeeds…even if it requires calling West Point and other military academies the ‘Enemy Camp’…it’s my duty to my President and country! Oh, and I’m going to get a new Obama figurine for my shrine.”
Keith Olbermann said:
“Well…after I lose 54 pounds…I intend to bring forth some extremely worthy causes in 2010. I will continue commentating during the Sunday Night NFL Pre-game Show, forcing viewers to put there t.v on mute…you see…I know that this hurts the network ratings and as a result it hurts the pocket books of those rich white republican NFL owners that overwhelmingly support & donate to the Republican Party…Hahaha! I’ll show them! Also, I will continue to nominate Bill O’Reilly the ‘Worst Person in the World’ because he’s definitely worse than Usama Bin Laden or any other murderer, rapist or terrorist out there…it’s just a fluke that he keeps getting 3 million more viewers a night on his show than I get on mine. But mostly, I hope to get a handle on my diarrhea disorder. I hate wearing depends!”
Rachel Maddow said:
“Damn it! I intend to start exercising harder and dressing better so that more women…and men for that matter…start obsessing more over me than that tea-bagging redneck Sarah Palin! Every time I mention Sarah’s name to my girlfriends…their jaws drop…I’ve had enough! Speaking of tea-baggers…I’m going to continue sending journalists to Palin’s book signings to interview the massively large crowds of hillbillies…I’m going to capture one of them on film saying something really ignorant and just keep playing it over and over to make Palin look like an idiot…and to paint her fans as racist & ignorant country folk. I’ll show those white-teabagging-rednecks and their Queen Tea-bagger, Sarah, that just because she can sell millions of books, does not mean that people really like her! And if one more person confuses me for Daneil Radcliffe (Harry Potter), or Katie Lang, I’m going to freak-out!!” (Seriously, you must click here to see the resemblance)
Yeah, folks, we couldn’t believe it either when we came across this email…but we’ll be honest…this information is just as valid as Sir Albert Gore Jr’s statistics on Global Warming! The TDZ crew would like to wish you fellow Cyber-Warriors-of-Zing a Happy New Year! May God bless you and your families…AND our country…throughout this new year! Strength & honor!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: 2010, Chris Mathews, daneil radcliffe, happy new year, keith olbermann, msnbc, rachel maddow, thrill up my leg | 2 Comments »
December 8, 2009 | Posted by TDZ 
Harry Reid is a cancer, and yes, it is terminal. After yesterday mornings’ comments (click here for story) it is clear that crazy Unckie Reid has lost what little, malfunctioning, Alzheimer’s riddled mind he had left. He compared those who oppose the health care bill to those who were opposed to ending slavery. It’s interesting that you bring this up, ‘Scary Harry.’ Who was it that freed the slaves? Abraham Lincoln (Republican). Who was it that favored school segregation in the 50’s? Democrats did, of course, with Strom Thurmond and Howard W. Smith leading the way. After the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments were passed, which gave blacks the right to vote, who was it that passed state laws and city ordinances to prevent blacks from voting? You got it, the Democrats! Who gave financial support to the black parties, taught them how to read ballots, and held meetings to teach the importance of citizenship and voting? Republicans! Who did the Ku Klux Klan threaten with violence if they allowed, or assisted, blacks in the voting process? Republicans! Which political party currently has a former Klansman as a sitting senator? The Democrats! Who is this slime ball democratic senator? Robert Carlyle Byrd from West Virginia. Who was it that had to send in the National Guard to protect the rights of black voters and republicans from the violent threats of democrats? Republican President Ulysses S. Grant. OK, back to that sleaze-ball by the name of Harry Reid. He obviously speaks for the people & represents them well… I mean take a look at his re-election polls. Oops! Is that a sore spot Harry… you goofy little fraudulent freak! The polls show that only 35% of those polled would vote for you again… It is more than obvious your filthy career as a U.S. Senator is coming to an overdue & highly anticipated end. Speaking of things coming to an end, let’s talk about your prized health care bill. A recent Rasmussen Poll shows that only 38% of those polled favor the plan. That’s only 3% more than your own re-election poll… We get it, since your political career is over, why not start spewing ridiculous, asinine and utterly moronic statements in hopes of some kind of miracle? After all, you could just ask Auntie, Astroturf, Pelosi to get you a few hundred mill’ of that “Obama-money” to buy a few more votes.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: abraham lincoln, alan grayson, democrats, Harry Reid, howard w smith, keith olbermann, ku klux klan, Nancy Pelosi, obama, republicans, Robert Byrd, segregation, slavery, strom thurman, ulysses s grant, womens rights | 2 Comments »
November 16, 2009 | Posted by TDZ 
What are these guys thinking? They have to know what the term “teabagging” means. Here is a link if you do not know its meaning. (Not suitable for children) So if these lib’s think we’re “teabaggers”, who then do they think we’re “teabagging?” We’re teabagging them obviously! Higher taxes, teabag! Government run health care, teabag! Cap and Trade, teabag! I know Clinton knows what teabagging is, he made it presidential, just ask Monica. Keith Olberman knows what it is also, just ask Chris Matthews. As for David Shuster and Maddow, I don’t even know who these two dudes are, but I can see why they work for MSNBC. Janeane Gara…Garof… oh it doesn’t matter, you wouldn’t know who she is anyway. I don’t know why they enjoy emasculating themselves like this, but then again, I don’t understand why lib’s do half of the things they do. So, you self proclaimed comedian lib’s, keep calling us teabaggers, but just remember, you’re the ones getting teabagged!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: anderson cooper, bill, bill clinton, chris matthews, david shuster, Harry Reid, janeane garofalo, jon stewart, keith olbermann, maher, Nancy Pelosi, obama, rachel maddow, tea bagger, tea bagging, tea party | 18 Comments »
