March 17, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Well folks, Head Coach Pelosi, of team Xtreme Lib, has called in an audible for her super stain, oh I mean superstar, Harry ‘the Body’ Reid, to execute! This very dangerous end all game involving team Xtreme Lib vs. team U.S.A. is coming down to the wire. The game is in triple-force-it-over time. Team U.S.A. is up, but the Lib’s are on a final goal line push. Head Coach Pelosi has called a top secret play, code named- “Slaughter Rule.” OK, let’s now go live down on the field. It’s number 0, Reid, with the bill, he drops back, fakes the pass, goes old school with a statue of liberty, then hands off to Obama, who then shoves it down the Ref’s pants, who then sneaks into the end zone! Touchdown! Wait a second, that was the greasiest, dirtiest, most dishonest play ever! Basically, the “Slaughter rule” takes the very controversial health care bill, sticks it into another bill, then they vote on the second and less known bill, and abracadabra, the controversial bill is passed and the crooked politicians are not connected to it. Kind of sounds like a little trick they used in the housing market. Wall Street nuggets would take crap loans, bundle them with other loans, get a AAA rating on it (of which it does not deserve) and four years later, economic ruin with 10% plus unemployment! Sorry team Xtreme Lib, but this game is over, the people have spoken, you LOSE!!!!
Categories: Daily Zings | 
Tags: Conservative satire, Democrates try Slaughterhouse rule, Harry Reid, health care reform, Liberalism, Nancy Pelosi, political humor, Political Satire, Slaughterhouse Rule | 
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