Romney’s Sweet Do
April 23, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs, TDZ Videos | 
Tags: awsome hair, chris matthews, hairdo, mitt romney, msnbc, perfect, side part | 
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April 23, 2010 | Posted by TDZ In His Grubby Little Face
April 13, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Little Chrissy Matthews sitting in a tree, S-P-E-W-I-N-G. First comes an accusation, then comes the truth, then comes his apology on the TV station. It’s not a great poem, but you’ll have to admit, it is kind of awesome.
Chris recently spewed a little reprimand towards Rush Limbaugh for referring to Obama and his administration as a regime. Staying true to liberal form he also added in a few personal attacks towards Limbaugh.
Oh but then came the glory, the sweet, sweet deliverance of the facial. Byron York compiled a nice little sound bite of Chris Matthews using the very same term to describe the Bush Administration, along with sound bites of Matthews’ colleagues at MSNBC using the very same term. Here is the link to the York delivered facial.
Am I surprised that Chris Matthews rushed so chivalrously to defend the source of all leg tingley tingles? Of course not! Because after all, “Nobody puts Barack in the corner.”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: administration, apology, bush, chris, Limbaugh, matthews, msnbc, obama, regime, Rush, term | No Comments »
The Hard Ball Hair Blow
February 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
“I’d like Chrissy Matthews, host of Wiffle ball, right here tonight. I want him brought from his nutty ‘MSLSD’ studio over there on Elitist Lane, with all the other loony Libs, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his wind blown comb-over dome. And, I want to look him straight in the eyes and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, creepy, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed, tingle-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” — National Lampoon’s Washington D.C. Vacation.
Categories: Creations and Comb-Overs | Tags: chris matthews, comb-over, creation, Elitist, fox news, hair piece, Hard Ball, msnbc, obama, Political Satire, politician comb-overs, Politics, tea party, The Daily Zing | 1 Comment »
Fox News Delivers a Good ol’ Fashioned Butt Whoopin’
February 3, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Fox News viewers are a bunch of “tin foil hatters, conspiracy theorists, paranoids and racists.” –Keith, The Stain, Olbermann. “It’s really not news – it’s pushing a point of view. And the bigger thing is that other news organizations...ought not to treat them that way, and we’re not going to treat them that way…” –White House Advisor David ‘Leather & Spice’ Axelrod. “Fox is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective…” --Rham, The Ballerina, Emmanuel. “Fox is not a traditional news organization...we don’t feel an obligation to treat them like a CNN or ABC or NBC…” --White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer
Well, Obama worshipping, liberal, butt-boys...time to get a royal facial!
According to a recent Public Policy Poll, 49 percent of Americans said they trust Fox News Channel over any other news organization…including CNN, MSNBC, HLN, ABC, NBC, and CBS. In fact, Fox was the only national NEWS ORGANIZATION that more people trusted than distrusted… Hey, ‘Sir Leather & Spice,’ can you say- “facial!?”
Oh, what’s that…you want a little cheese with that whine? Sorry, ‘Dancin’ Dead-fish Emmanuel,’ how about a little salt on your open wound instead!
During the coverage of the Haiti earthquake Fox averaged over 1.5 million viewers compared to less than 500,000 at MSNBC. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/15/fox-news-wins-haiti-ratin_n_425422.html
During the night of the Scott Brown election Fox’s “Hannity” had over 6 million viewers…that’s almost double CNN, MSNBC, and HLN, COMBINED. Ought oh, did someone just ‘Keith their pants?' http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/21/fox-news-ratings-explode_n_431478.html
During the ‘State of the All Talk and No Walk’…I mean, The State of the Union, Fox doubled the ratings of CNN and MSNBC, COMBINED. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-news-dominates-state-of-the-union-cable-news-ratings/
Moral to the story, the person, or organization, that seems to be “out of touch” isn’t Fox News, but rather the White House Administration and its cheerleaders in the mainstream news! PS- You want a little cherry on top? Fox News Channel has had 13 of the top 15 most viewed Cable News Programs in the last 5 months!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: ABC, CBS, cnn, david axelrod, FNC ratings, Fox, fox news, Fox News ratings, funny politics, Hannity, HLN, keith olbermann, liberals, msnbc, NBC, obama, Olberstain, political humor, Political Satire, Rham Emanuel, sean hannity, The Daily Zing, white house, zing | 1 Comment »
Nuggets of Wisdom
January 19, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
Vladimir Putin recently said, chlorine used on American chickens as an anti-microbial agent for overseas shipping purposes is unsafe. You know what else is unsafe, Vladi? Polonium – 210. It’s highly radioactive and I hear it’s also delicious sprinkled over chlorine chicken. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko.
Alain Joyandet, the French minister in charge of humanitarian relief accuses the US of military occupation in Haiti. Pardon your French! Yeeeaahhh. That would be a great asset for the US to pick up right now, it would really help pull us out of the slump we’re in. I guess we could have sent all the humanitarian aid using non-military, government employees, but the US thought Haiti would like supplies tomorrow and not in April. Nice try Alain, but your accusation… Lame!
According to Danny Glover, concerning the earthquake in Haiti, “When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I’m sayin’?” Uhh… No Danny, I don’t know what you’re saying. Unless you are saying that because of what happened in Coppin-hoggin, the ground gods are angry at the world’s major leaders, and so, in order to exact its revenge on them, the ground gods will shake the earth in order to topple a third world country and reduce it to shambles, leaving hundreds of thousands dead in order to teach us all a lesson, then I… No, I still don’t understand what you’re saying Danny.
Last Friday Ed Schultz of MSNBC said, “I tell you what, if I lived in Massachusetts I’d try to vote 10 times. I don’t know if they’d let me or not, but I’d try to. Yeah, that’s right. I’d cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. ’Cause that’s exactly what they are.” Audio here. Sticks and stones, Ed, sticks and stones. Ed, you have clearly admitted defeat, and proven you’re a slime ball. Not that we didn’t already know it. Ed Shultz can be reached at butthurtalert.com for further questions.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: alain joyandet, alexander litvinenko, bastards, danny glover, ed shultz, massachusetts, msnbc, polonium-210, vladimir putin | 1 Comment »
