Interview With Nancy P-Lo
March 18, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
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Tags: corruption, deem it passed, Health Care, Nancy Pelosi, slaughter rule | 
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March 18, 2010 | Posted by TDZ Bait and Switch AKA Slaughterhouse Rule
March 17, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Well folks, Head Coach Pelosi, of team Xtreme Lib, has called in an audible for her super stain, oh I mean superstar, Harry ‘the Body’ Reid, to execute! This very dangerous end all game involving team Xtreme Lib vs. team U.S.A. is coming down to the wire. The game is in triple-force-it-over time. Team U.S.A. is up, but the Lib’s are on a final goal line push. Head Coach Pelosi has called a top secret play, code named- “Slaughter Rule.” OK, let’s now go live down on the field. It’s number 0, Reid, with the bill, he drops back, fakes the pass, goes old school with a statue of liberty, then hands off to Obama, who then shoves it down the Ref’s pants, who then sneaks into the end zone! Touchdown! Wait a second, that was the greasiest, dirtiest, most dishonest play ever! Basically, the “Slaughter rule” takes the very controversial health care bill, sticks it into another bill, then they vote on the second and less known bill, and abracadabra, the controversial bill is passed and the crooked politicians are not connected to it. Kind of sounds like a little trick they used in the housing market. Wall Street nuggets would take crap loans, bundle them with other loans, get a AAA rating on it (of which it does not deserve) and four years later, economic ruin with 10% plus unemployment! Sorry team Xtreme Lib, but this game is over, the people have spoken, you LOSE!!!!
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Conservative satire, Democrates try Slaughterhouse rule, Harry Reid, health care reform, Liberalism, Nancy Pelosi, political humor, Political Satire, Slaughterhouse Rule | 1 Comment »
The Capitol Hill Zone
March 2, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
You unlock this door with a vote of stupidity. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of narcissism, a dimension of deceit, a dimension of yuck. You’re moving into a land of both half truths and flat out lies, of bribes and bad ideas; you’ve just crossed over into the “Capitol Hill Zone.”
The actress with the lead role in the ‘Capitol Hill Zone,’ is Nancy Pelosi. Kudos to the hair, make-up and costume guy, I don’t know how he came up with that look but Nancy gives me the creeps every time I see her. A Tony is headed your way, Sir.
In last week’s episode, Nancy said she considers herself a part of the Tea Party movement. Link here. But Nancy, didn’t you say the Tea Party was astroturf, and compare them to Nazis? Now I’m so confused!
My guess is Nancy has finally realized that the Tea Party is not just a group of complaining, hillbilly conservatives, but an actual movement consisting of Republicans, Independents and Democrats and she is now trying to save herself with the old “if you can’t beat them, join them” attitude. Sounds like a great plan Nancy, and it would have worked, but unfortunately, we live in a world with those ‘magic TV machines’ that record everything you say.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: astroturf, Nancy Pelosi, nazis, share similar ideas, tea party, twilight zone | 1 Comment »
Rangle Strikes Out With Bunt
March 1, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
How crooked is Chucky Rangel? Let thee count the ways!
1. Chucky rented four, rent-stabilized apartments in a Harlem luxury building and used one of them as his campaign office. This arrangement violates New York State and city laws that require a rent-stabilized apartment to be used as one’s primary residence. After the story broke, Rangel promptly moved the office from his apartment and filed an ethics complaint against himself.
2. Chucky used congressional stationery to solicit funds for his personal foundation from companies with business before his committee. In response, Rangel filed another ethics complaint against himself. P.S. Rangel also secured a $1.9 million earmark for his foundation, the Charles B. Rangel Center for Public Service AKA “The Monument to Rangel.” Reminds me of the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
3. Chucky failed to disclose income earned renting out his Caribbean villa. Rangel failed to report the $75,000 in income not only on his congressional disclosure forms, but also on his state and federal income tax filings. Also, Rangel hadn’t paid interest on the villa’s mortgage for 10 years. Due to his sweetheart loan he received from Theodore Kheel, a prominent New York slime ball labor lawyer. Mr. Kheel, has given tens of thousands of dollars to Mr. Rangel’s campaigns over the past decade. Rangel once again, called for an ethics investigation against himself.
4. Chucky violated Congressional gift rules by accepting corporate-sponsored trips to the Caribbean in 2007 and 2008. The House Ethics Committee stated that it had admonished Representative Charles B. Rangel for gift rules violations.
Folks I could go on all day airing out Chucky Rangel’s dirty laundry and pulling skeletons out of his multiple closets in D.C., Harlem, and Dominican villas! When I googled “Charlie Rangel scandals” my computer almost crashed for crying out loud. Bottom line is that Rangel is on his tenth strike! Will Pelosi and the Dems ever take some responsibility and fire this crooked loser? We’d like to file an ethics complaint against Charlie Rangel’s bunt (butt in front), seen here.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Charlie Rangle, Charlie Rangle tax evasion, Conservative satire, house ways and means chairman, Nancy Pelosi, political humor, Political Satire | 2 Comments »
Nancy P-Lo and the Senate Wrecking Crew
February 2, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
PARTY PEOPLE!! Who knew being a senator was so much fun. For years I’ve fantasized about the perks of being a politician; kick backs, favors, being above the law… hookers. But never in my wildest dreams did I think I could party harder than a rock star, in a military issued 757. Move over P-Diddy, look out Paris Hilton, Nancy P-Lo is on board running with Grey Goose and popping bottles of Cristal. P-Lo has racked up over $100,000 on in flight catering and alcohol expenses, here’s the awesome part, P-Lo did it with tax payer money. Huh… I didn’t even get any crab cakes or Jäger-bombs. Click here for her tax paid alcohol tab. If you thought $100k was a lot, buckle up, ’cause P-Lo’s price tag for her actual flights total over 2 million tax payer dollars. I seem to recall some GM execs being scolded for flying in their own private jet. Somehow P-Lo gets a pass. The TDZ Crew, with their awesome investigatory journalism skills, obtained footage of P-Lo and her crew on one of her glamorous flights. Click here
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: 757, alcohol, catering, democrat, dirty politician, family flights, jet, military jet, Nancy Pelosi, private jet, senator, wastfull spending, wasting tax money | 1 Comment »
