“Barack Obama doesn’t like black people.” -Kanye West….Oh wait, Kanye said- “George Bush doesn’t like black people,” that’s right…I forgot! Well, the TDZ has a new quote for you: “Barack Obama hates sea life and fishermen and loves big oil!”
During the Hurricane Katrina aftermath, Kanye, and the rest of the ‘Hollywierd” goons, claimed President Bush was a racist and magically manipulated Mother Nature’s winds to create a Hurricane that would destroy New Orleans and all the black people that resided there.
Yep, Bush manipulated the winds and Cheney strapped on his scuba gear and planted bombs at the bottom of the levies so that they could wipe out New Orleans’ black population.
Can you say “go-go-gadget stretch?” So, since Sir, Say-it-Through-the-Wire, Kanyeezy decided to go on a couple personal vacations instead of holding fundraisers for sea life cleanup and fishermen who are out of jobs, we decided we, the TDZ, would play the role of the ‘lame-stream-leftist media’ and create our own Bush-Cheney-esk conspiracy about Obama & big oil.
It goes like this: President Obama infiltrated the pipeline explosion by sending an undercover Haliburton operative to plant the bomb. This of course was done due to the pressure he was receiving from the weirdo go-green freaks that were pissed at him for recently signing a bill that would permit additional offshore oil exploration. By causing this disaster Obama was successful in four ways: one, he has damaged the U.S.’s future likelihood of off shore oil drilling. Two, he’s taking out all the non-governmental capitalist businesses on the Gulf Coast that rely on fish, beaches, and travel. Three, due to the lack of oil supplies the government will be forced to raise the gas tax to create alternative sources of energy.
And four, because Obama truly hates fish life and fishermen! Right, Kanyeezy? Oh, and one more little thing….because Obama happens to be the top recipient of BP political donations!
This weekend on his way to a commencement speech at Yale, Bill Clinton was rear ended. Talk about “what goes around comes around.” Hey Oh! Hopefully that little fender bender didn’t leave any stains on his suit coat.
I want to punch everyone at Daily Kos in the face. According to their own philosophy, “If everyone there knew that I was going to punch them in the face, then no one would work there and they would deservedly go out of business.” Sweet! Who gets it first? http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/23/185826/997
Anthony Bourdain: Stain. It’s great to watch liberals make fools of themselves as they open there mouths and stupid ramblings come tumbling out. I would like him to continue traveling outside the US. Perhaps take permanent residency in a foreign land far away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4haMBue7_E&feature=player_embedded
Here we have Elena Kagan up for the role of Supreme Court Justice. Is she a good candidate or just another puppet of the democrat machine? Kagan has no judicial experience, yet she is up for one of the most important judicial jobs, THE SUPREME COURT. Also, Kagan served only two years as a lawyer just after graduating law school.
Does any of this matter? Are these issues relevant? Well let’s just ask her. Oh… we can’t ask her. Why? Because Pres. Obama has put her off limits to the press. But that shouldn’t worry you because the White House has just released an interview with her and posted it on their website. And I’m sure they used a reputable, non biased, non agenda driven journalist to conduct this interview. Wrong! The interview was conducted by an Obama staff employee. I don’t know about you, but this all seems a little fishy to me.
Little Chrissy Matthews sitting in a tree, S-P-E-W-I-N-G. First comes an accusation, then comes the truth, then comes his apology on the TV station. It’s not a great poem, but you’ll have to admit, it is kind of awesome.
Chris recently spewed a little reprimand towards Rush Limbaugh for referring to Obama and his administration as a regime. Staying true to liberal form he also added in a few personal attacks towards Limbaugh.
Oh but then came the glory, the sweet, sweet deliverance of the facial. Byron York compiled a nice little sound bite of Chris Matthews using the very same term to describe the Bush Administration, along with sound bites of Matthews’ colleagues at MSNBC using the very same term. Here is the link to the York delivered facial.
Am I surprised that Chris Matthews rushed so chivalrously to defend the source of all leg tingley tingles? Of course not! Because after all, “Nobody puts Barack in the corner.”
May 27, 2010 | Posted by TDZ 
“Barack Obama doesn’t like black people.” -Kanye West….Oh wait, Kanye said- “George Bush doesn’t like black people,” that’s right…I forgot! Well, the TDZ has a new quote for you: “Barack Obama hates sea life and fishermen and loves big oil!”
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