Real President of Genius
December 3, 2009 | Posted by TDZ 
The Daily Zing presents: Real President of Genius.
Today we salute you, Mr. President Man of Genius!
An overheated earth? NO!!
A fierce terrorist threat? KEEP DREAMING!!
A 10.2% unemployment? NEVER!!
A racially divided nation? NO WAY JOSE!!
Your intellectually brilliant 2400-SAT-score-brain has the answer & you’re not afraid to use it…
Through an undiscovered and masterly profound method known as…. The SUMMIT!!
You can cure the world’s problems in less than a minute… and you tell the masses…
Anything more than just a job SUMMIT and they might as well be consulting Sam Walton, the creator of many jobs.
- Planet Earth is melting & polar bears are dying like flies… COPENHAGEN SUMMIT!!
- A white cop racially profiling a black professor… can you say- BEER SUMMIT!?!
- Al Qaeda brutally murdering innocent women & children… WAR SUMMIT!!
- Nearly 16 million Americans without employment… can you say- JOB SUMMIT!?!
Forget the facts & opinions of Generals, small businesses, scientists & cops…
You tell the world that you have a solution and it’s as cheap as a 24-pack of beer.
So pull out your lawn chairs, dust off your picnic table and crack open an ice cold brew!
On this day of your 12th SUMMIT, this salute’s to you, Mr. President Man of Genius!
PS- 12 SUMMITS in less than one year in office… how about a SUMMIT-SUMMIT!?!
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