March 17, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Well folks, Head Coach Pelosi, of team Xtreme Lib, has called in an audible for her super stain, oh I mean superstar, Harry ‘the Body’ Reid, to execute! This very dangerous end all game involving team Xtreme Lib vs. team U.S.A. is coming down to the wire. The game is in triple-force-it-over time. Team U.S.A. is up, but the Lib’s are on a final goal line push. Head Coach Pelosi has called a top secret play, code named- “Slaughter Rule.” OK, let’s now go live down on the field. It’s number 0, Reid, with the bill, he drops back, fakes the pass, goes old school with a statue of liberty, then hands off to Obama, who then shoves it down the Ref’s pants, who then sneaks into the end zone! Touchdown! Wait a second, that was the greasiest, dirtiest, most dishonest play ever! Basically, the “Slaughter rule” takes the very controversial health care bill, sticks it into another bill, then they vote on the second and less known bill, and abracadabra, the controversial bill is passed and the crooked politicians are not connected to it. Kind of sounds like a little trick they used in the housing market. Wall Street nuggets would take crap loans, bundle them with other loans, get a AAA rating on it (of which it does not deserve) and four years later, economic ruin with 10% plus unemployment! Sorry team Xtreme Lib, but this game is over, the people have spoken, you LOSE!!!!
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Tags: Conservative satire, Democrates try Slaughterhouse rule, Harry Reid, health care reform, Liberalism, Nancy Pelosi, political humor, Political Satire, Slaughterhouse Rule | 
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March 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Time to turn back the zing clock for these two goons standing on the zing block! The TDZ crew has scoured our historical archives and discovered, in a misplaced, dust covered, and cobweb encrusted trunk, this little beauty. But when I say little, I really mean dirty, and when say I beauty, I really mean hippies! Here we have the former President Bill Jefferson Clinton, AKA B.J. Clinton for short. The cigar ‘aficionado‘ is sporting a very classic liberal look…greasy, long, unkempt hair… gross, nappy beard growth, and to top it off, an awesome, brown-on-brown turtle neck, slash blazer combo! Then we have the very intriguing creature known as Hillary, AKA US Secretary of State. Wow, the glasses are thick, the hair is dope and overall the look is transient. Double take Alert! I thought I was looking at the uber-cool Janis Joplin for a second. I don’t know whether to send in campaign contributions, or buy crystal-meth from them. But I have one question for ya Hil, why you are ditching class to hang with this pre-presidential perv? You should be in the library working hard on your thesis titled “Chairman Mao and Saul Alinsky Are Numero Uno!”
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: bill clinton, Bill Clinton sex scandal, Clinton 70's picture, Hilary Clinton Sec. of the State, Hillary Rodham Clinton, political humor, Political Satire | No Comments »
March 9, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Democratic Congressman Eric “Creepy” Massa (D) of N.Y. actually e-mailed the TDZ crew and submitted this amazingly zingful story! Mr. Massa really went for it and he didn’t hold back any punches, so Mr. Massa we will run your zing. Due to this zing you created, you may receive a lot more than a dead fish on your door step. Rahmbo might put a stallion’s severed head in your bed! So with no further adieu, Mr. Massa’s zing.
“Let me tell you a story about Rahm Emanuel, I was a congressman in my first eight weeks, and I was in the congressional gym, and I went down and I worked out and I went into the showers…I’m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn’t going to vote for the president’s budget. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man? By the way, what the heck is he doing in the Congressional gym, He goes there to intimidate members of Congress…He’s hated me since day one, and now he wins. Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil’s spawn! He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.” (Rep. Eric Massa D-NY)
Prison showers?
P.S. Democratic Congressman Eric “Creepy” Massa resigned amid ethics violations accusing him of man on man sexual harassment! Massa’s aide claims, and I quote, “Mr. Massa told me, he should be trying to f@#k me. Then Massa tussled my hair.” The TDZ is very confused with the Democrats homoerotic tactics of zinging one another and themselves! But it is very amusing and we really hope they keep it up.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Congressman Eric Massa, Massa and Rahm Emanuel in the shower, Massa rant, Massa sexual harassment, political humor, Political Satire, rahm emanuel | No Comments »
March 1, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
How crooked is Chucky Rangel? Let thee count the ways!
1. Chucky rented four, rent-stabilized apartments in a Harlem luxury building and used one of them as his campaign office. This arrangement violates New York State and city laws that require a rent-stabilized apartment to be used as one’s primary residence. After the story broke, Rangel promptly moved the office from his apartment and filed an ethics complaint against himself.
2. Chucky used congressional stationery to solicit funds for his personal foundation from companies with business before his committee. In response, Rangel filed another ethics complaint against himself. P.S. Rangel also secured a $1.9 million earmark for his foundation, the Charles B. Rangel Center for Public Service AKA “The Monument to Rangel.” Reminds me of the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
3. Chucky failed to disclose income earned renting out his Caribbean villa. Rangel failed to report the $75,000 in income not only on his congressional disclosure forms, but also on his state and federal income tax filings. Also, Rangel hadn’t paid interest on the villa’s mortgage for 10 years. Due to his sweetheart loan he received from Theodore Kheel, a prominent New York slime ball labor lawyer. Mr. Kheel, has given tens of thousands of dollars to Mr. Rangel’s campaigns over the past decade. Rangel once again, called for an ethics investigation against himself.
4. Chucky violated Congressional gift rules by accepting corporate-sponsored trips to the Caribbean in 2007 and 2008. The House Ethics Committee stated that it had admonished Representative Charles B. Rangel for gift rules violations.
Folks I could go on all day airing out Chucky Rangel’s dirty laundry and pulling skeletons out of his multiple closets in D.C., Harlem, and Dominican villas! When I googled “Charlie Rangel scandals” my computer almost crashed for crying out loud. Bottom line is that Rangel is on his tenth strike! Will Pelosi and the Dems ever take some responsibility and fire this crooked loser? We’d like to file an ethics complaint against Charlie Rangel’s bunt (butt in front), seen here.
Categories: Daily Zings | Tags: Charlie Rangle, Charlie Rangle tax evasion, Conservative satire, house ways and means chairman, Nancy Pelosi, political humor, Political Satire | 2 Comments »
February 24, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Some terrible things never go away! Top four examples: cockroaches, nuclear waste, herpes and Ted Haggard! We all remember this butt clown, no pun intended, Ted was the preacher in Colorado that got caught buying and using meth with his masseur/ male prostitute. The hypocrisy of this individual is beyond all comprehension. Teddy got fired, dealt with the law, and of course apologized. But why can’t ‘Ted Stain’ just be gone and stay gone? I saw this total turd on T.V. last night, for crying out loud! Everyone in America knows you are a very confused, disgusting, and creepy person Mr.Haggard. Ted please do the T.D.Z. and America a favor, lower your head in shame, go away and never be seen again. Ted Haggard you have earned a hallowed seat in the “Creepy Hall Of Perv.” Now go forth and and disgust all that lay eyes upon thee.
Categories: The Creepy Hall of Perv | Tags: political humor, Political Satire, scandal, Ted Haggard | 1 Comment »
