April 19, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
What happens when a Southern California city enforces water usage? Allow me to tell you!
A couple by the name of So Quan and Angelina Ha of Orange, CA decided to “do something good” for the environment. They removed their water-wasting front lawn.
The LA Times reported that the couple’s water usage went from 300,000 gallons to 60,000 gallons a year. OK, that’s cool. Sounds like it worked right? Wrong!
The Water Police, city enforcers, informed the couple that their “non-grassy yard” was a violation. So the couple wanted to abide by the city restrictions so they put wood chips over the front yard.
Not good enough! The city demanded that 40% of the yard be landscaped with live plants. So the couple built a fence and planted drought-tolerant greenery, but the city required more plants as well as a site plan.
Well, apparently doing that wasn’t enough, in January the city sued the couple, charging them a misdemeanor violation.
The couple’s response: “It’s funny that we pay our taxes to the city and the city is now prosecuting us with our own money.”
Can you say Government Operations at its finest!?!?
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March 29, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Today we’re bringing in the focus on greasy politics 101, or, as we’ve titled it- “More of the Same,” which is one of the Dem’s favorite campaign slogans used to target Republicans as being the same as George W. Bush.
However, we’re using this slogan to go after ‘Mr. Crisco’ himself, President Obama, for his thick, greasy and shady “Doc Fix” stunt in the health care bill.
This “Doc Fix” is a quarter of a Trillion dollar part of the health care bill, that’s “technically” not part of the bill. It was purposely not included in the “official” health care bill because of its massive cost. It would have/does go contrary to Obama’s promise to not pass a health reform bill that would add to the deficit.
So what sketchy trick did ‘Mr. Crisco’ and the Dem’s come up with? Well, they removed the $250 billion “Doc Fix” from the original bill to cook the books to look like the bill was saving the country money, when in all reality it did/will not. The health care bill would NOT work without the “Doc Fix,” yet since the “Doc Fix” costs so much, Obama & the Dem’s just removed it and put it into another bill so that everyone will think the “official” health care bill is going to save the country money. In reality though, even after the books were cooked, if you include this “Doc Fix” to the overall cost of the bill, it will cost tax payers another $59 billion more than if they didn’t pass a single bill at all. Well done grease balls, but you cannot fool the TDZ!!
This ‘Crisco-esk’ maneuver would be like a home builder saying: “OK, this house only costs $150,000.” So you give the builder the confirmation to build you a home. Then you show up for the closing and the builder tells you that the advertised price of $150,000 does NOT include the $50,000 price for the lot, which is a quarter of the cost of building/buying a new home.
Whichever way ‘President Crisco’ and the Dem’s want to spin this grease-ball “Doc Fix” tactic, at the end of the day, it’s still just “more of the same” of the partisan, behind closed doors, political grease, and come November the Dem’s will see how much common sense Americans like grease being mixed into their politics.
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March 17, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Well folks, Head Coach Pelosi, of team Xtreme Lib, has called in an audible for her super stain, oh I mean superstar, Harry ‘the Body’ Reid, to execute! This very dangerous end all game involving team Xtreme Lib vs. team U.S.A. is coming down to the wire. The game is in triple-force-it-over time. Team U.S.A. is up, but the Lib’s are on a final goal line push. Head Coach Pelosi has called a top secret play, code named- “Slaughter Rule.” OK, let’s now go live down on the field. It’s number 0, Reid, with the bill, he drops back, fakes the pass, goes old school with a statue of liberty, then hands off to Obama, who then shoves it down the Ref’s pants, who then sneaks into the end zone! Touchdown! Wait a second, that was the greasiest, dirtiest, most dishonest play ever! Basically, the “Slaughter rule” takes the very controversial health care bill, sticks it into another bill, then they vote on the second and less known bill, and abracadabra, the controversial bill is passed and the crooked politicians are not connected to it. Kind of sounds like a little trick they used in the housing market. Wall Street nuggets would take crap loans, bundle them with other loans, get a AAA rating on it (of which it does not deserve) and four years later, economic ruin with 10% plus unemployment! Sorry team Xtreme Lib, but this game is over, the people have spoken, you LOSE!!!!
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March 12, 2010 | Posted by TDZ
Time to turn back the zing clock for these two goons standing on the zing block! The TDZ crew has scoured our historical archives and discovered, in a misplaced, dust covered, and cobweb encrusted trunk, this little beauty. But when I say little, I really mean dirty, and when say I beauty, I really mean hippies! Here we have the former President Bill Jefferson Clinton, AKA B.J. Clinton for short. The cigar ‘aficionado‘ is sporting a very classic liberal look…greasy, long, unkempt hair… gross, nappy beard growth, and to top it off, an awesome, brown-on-brown turtle neck, slash blazer combo! Then we have the very intriguing creature known as Hillary, AKA US Secretary of State. Wow, the glasses are thick, the hair is dope and overall the look is transient. Double take Alert! I thought I was looking at the uber-cool Janis Joplin for a second. I don’t know whether to send in campaign contributions, or buy crystal-meth from them. But I have one question for ya Hil, why you are ditching class to hang with this pre-presidential perv? You should be in the library working hard on your thesis titled “Chairman Mao and Saul Alinsky Are Numero Uno!”
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